You have just entered room "gxrpspeedowarudo."
kwikkidus: \o/
Viewtiful Rekk: Ah.
Apopalyctic: Nah, he just wandered into his room without telling anybody.
Hinoryu8: *punches Trin.*
kwikkidus: ...Hey...
Hinoryu8: *punches Jeanette, Rak, Jeff, and Jacob for good measure, too.*
Jean Atlus: Ow
Jean Atlus: look dammit
Jean Atlus: I'm in pain already
TheGymRat38: Ummm...why?
kwikkidus: Kay so.
Hinoryu8: Because I have lots of rage to vent.
Hinoryu8: I have come to see just why stepsiblings always got bad rep in stories.
TheGymRat38: Dude, I have 3 stepsiblings
TheGymRat38: Don't hit me cuz of that
TheGymRat38: I understand completely
Apopalyctic: You're only in bad shape if you're the red-haired stepchild, yanno.
Hinoryu8: I've come very, very close to dropping my idiot act and just attacking her already-flimsy psyche.
Viewtiful Rekk: Drink a pop, Hino.
Hinoryu8: On my second.
Hinoryu8: There's just something very, very annoying when she's insulting me, my siblings, mother, etc, everyone in the family 'cept her dad, while I can hear, when we're paying for her lazy ass's room and board here.
Hinoryu8: ... anywho. Weren't there card games that were gonna happen?
Apopalyctic: Yeah, well, even actual family does that, so.
kwikkidus: It's true. /o/
TheGymRat38: Indeed.
Viewtiful Rekk: Yup to both.
Hinoryu8: ... It's more that she thinks she can get away with it because she has medical problems.
Hinoryu8: (Which we, by the way, are paying for the medical expenses for.)
Apopalyctic: Are they fatal?
Hinoryu8: No.
Hinoryu8: I wish, sometimes, but no.
Viewtiful Rekk: That's not nice. :|
Jean Atlus: GEEZE
Hinoryu8: No, but you wouldn't be nice either after this long of putting up with this.
Viewtiful Rekk: Well, I know exactly what you mean.
Jean Atlus: I had cancer, and all I used it for was to get a vidya game before surgey
Viewtiful Rekk: My stepmom is a heinous bitch, and I'd like to throttle her sometimes.
Viewtiful Rekk: My mom had cancer when I was like 3.
kwikkidus: ...My brother is a cancer.
Jean Atlus: The PS1 version of Chrono Trigger and FF4 or whatever the one with Rydia is
Apopalyctic: And again my instinct to be a 'bad' parent proves once again why the pill is a good thing. >_>
TheGymRat38: Isn't that a little harsh Trin?
Apopalyctic: He means by the astrological sign.
TheGymRat38: ....LAME JOKE ALERT
kwikkidus: ...That he's a lazy bum with no aspirations is just a side-dish, rly.
Apopalyctic: More like a parasite.
Viewtiful Rekk: Technically, I'm a cancer too.
Viewtiful Rekk: As is my sister.
kwikkidus: Naah. He pays his own way. He's just lazy.
Jean Atlus: Jeff
kwikkidus: ...
Jean Atlus: You're one cancer I'd never get kemo for
Hinoryu8: I'm a Leo, technically.
Jean Atlus: *worst pickupline ever*
Viewtiful Rekk: .....
Apopalyctic: Except for the half of the electric he wants you to pay despite being able to 'handle it.'
Viewtiful Rekk: Oh god, I lol'd.
Viewtiful Rekk: I can see that being on some valentine's day card.
Hinoryu8: Also, my great-uncle died of a cancer of some kind that apparently the doctors had never even heard of.
kwikkidus: *ultrasounds Jeff, followed by drain, scalpel, forceps, forceps again, and gels*
Jean Atlus: Mine was apparently a horribly rare case of SUPER FATAL ALLOVER MY FUCKING BACK JESUS CHRIST skin cancer
Hinoryu8: I've got genetics that mean I'm going to have a damn long life. But those genetics also mean I'm going to go senile, get cancers, etc, etc. I'm unsure if this is good or bad.
kwikkidus: No male in my family has ever lived past 65.
kwikkidus: I'll have to kill Jean when she turns 71, just to be sure.
Apopalyctic: I've got diabetes and cancers of all of my good parts that'll probably hit when I'm old.
Y Ruler of Time: my genetics indicate I'll live forever
TheGymRat38: Why? Is your dad Methusala?
Hinoryu8: My great-grandfather on my mother's side is... 102.
Apopalyctic: I mean, it's really not fair. Breast cancer and cervical cancer.
Y Ruler of Time: actually he's Ra's al Ghul
Hinoryu8: My great-grandmother on my dad's side was 106 when she died.
kwikkidus: ...I lol'd. --
Y Ruler of Time: my grandmother on my dad's side is...well, somewhere around 70
Hinoryu8: So that means when I conquer the world, you guys will be having to deal with my tyrannical rule for a long time.
Y Ruler of Time: and her mother is still alive
Apopalyctic: Yeah, 'when.'
Y Ruler of Time: meanwhile my grandfather on my mom's side is approaching 90
TheGymRat38: That's a strange gap between grandparent ages
TheGymRat38: Most of my friends have grandparents in their 70s
Y Ruler of Time: my dad was the middle child, my mom was the youngest
TheGymRat38: Mine were born in the 1910s
Y Ruler of Time: also, maternal granddad fought in World War II
Apopalyctic: So, let's do this before we grow too old?
Hinoryu8: Heh.
Apopalyctic: Too late for Trin, of course, but.
kwikkidus: Yeah, I got a year older just waiting for this duel.
Y Ruler of Time: and he was pretty old going in to it
TheGymRat38: I agree!
TheGymRat38: On with them card games!
Viewtiful Rekk: One sec.
Hinoryu8: If you do not start the duel soon, I will destroy Quebec. :|
Polk Kitsune: ...
Hinoryu8: ... Wait, no, that would mean you'll never get the duel started.
Apopalyctic: I think Polk wants that.
kwikkidus: This is acceptable.
Hinoryu8: Shit. Back up.
Polk Kitsune: Pleeeaaaaase ;w;
Hinoryu8: If you do not start the duel soon, I will allow Quebec to survive.
Polk Kitsune: ... the city, or the province?
Viewtiful Rekk: What do I care if Qeubec lives?
Polk Kitsune: I don't mind if the rest of the province goes
TheGymRat38: BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND!
Viewtiful Rekk: Okay.
TheGymRat38: ZYAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!
Viewtiful Rekk: Ready.
Y Ruler of Time: meanwhile
Viewtiful Rekk: DERESHISHISHISHI!
Y Ruler of Time: this is why I love Negima
Y Ruler of Time: http://www.onemanga.com/Mahou_Sensei_Negima%21/83/12/
Hinoryu8: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOY! JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIINS!
Y Ruler of Time: god damn it Leeroy
TheGymRat38: Hino? Really?
kwikkidus: Bwahahahahahaha!
Viewtiful Rekk: Poor Nodoka.
TheGymRat38: I would have expected Trin to be the premature one.
Viewtiful Rekk: Derp.
Viewtiful Rekk: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------
Hinoryu8: (( ... damn, Jacob. ))
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus takes in a deep breath, followed by another.
Viewtiful Rekk: "I CAN'T DO THIS!" He suddenly screams, shaking the nearest person.
Viewtiful Rekk: "LOOK AT ME! MY LEGS ARE SHAKING!"
kwikkidus: ((Where is Icarus, anyways?))
TheGymRat38: He is promptly kicked in the back by Lucias.
TheGymRat38: "Shut up, I'm trying to read."
Viewtiful Rekk: ((I dunno, waiting room?))
Viewtiful Rekk: "AGH!" Icarus falls over.
kwikkidus: "...It's no good if you psyche yourself out before the match even starts." Dante mutters, legs up on the table.
Y Ruler of Time: Tatsuya pokes his head into the room. "Ah! Grant-senshu! Honjou-senshu!" He rushes inside, holding a clipboard.
TheGymRat38: Lucias seats himself again and kicks his feet up right across from Dante. He holds up a magazine with the title Berserk on the front.
kwikkidus: "..Yeah?" he asks, tilting his head towards Tatsuya. "That time already?"
TheGymRat38: "Go beat each other senseless already."
Y Ruler of Time: "Ah, well, no, not quite..." he rubs the back of his head, which is drooped slightly.
kwikkidus: "So what's the hold-up then?"
Viewtiful Rekk: "What's the deal!?" He says, getting up.
Y Ruler of Time: 'It was hard to forget with just Grant-senshu...but I'm in the same room as some of the top competitors in the country! What great pressure...'
Y Ruler of Time: "It's just that, as sound manager, I was wondering if there was anything you wanted to be said or played before or during the most important match today..."
TheGymRat38: "Che, having seen them in action you should be able to guess at their personalities and actions already."
Viewtiful Rekk: "When I win, I'd like DOn't Stop Believing by Journey to be played."
Viewtiful Rekk: Dead serious.
kwikkidus: "Make sure you tell them to cheer their lungs out." he replies. "Aside that, make it a good show."
TheGymRat38: "You see. Both of them are idiots."
Y Ruler of Time: "Um..." sweatdrop at Icarus. '...He's...he's serious. I know he is...and yet...it's impossible...'
Y Ruler of Time: "Ah! Yes, I'll of course do my best!"
TheGymRat38: Without looking away from his manga Lucias beckons to Tatsuya.
Jean Atlus: ((what an otaku))
Y Ruler of Time: "Huh?" He shuffles over. "Yes, Zandel-senshu?"
Viewtiful Rekk: "...Berserk!?"
Y Ruler of Time: (not inspired by reading 700 chapters of Ippo. at all )
Jean Atlus: ((of course not))
Viewtiful Rekk: "What a horribly violent story, Lucias!"
TheGymRat38: Still without looking Lucias holds out a folded piece of paper.
Y Ruler of Time: Tatsuya blinks, and takes it.
Y Ruler of Time: "What should I...?"
TheGymRat38: "Do it or I'll bankrupt your entire family."
TheGymRat38: Without batting an eyelash or ceasing to read.
TheGymRat38: He turns a page calmly.
TheGymRat38: "Are we clear?"
Viewtiful Rekk: "...." Icarus blinks.
Hinoryu8: (( ... Is it a bad thing that I'm actually starting to like Lucias for when he pulls things like that? ))
Y Ruler of Time: "EH!? Of-...Of course, Zandel-senshu..." D 8
Viewtiful Rekk: Suddenly, Icarus's phone beeps. He blinks and flips it open. "..."
Viewtiful Rekk: "Bastard security keeps MY SISTER waiting, do they?! I'LL SET THEM ALL ABLAZE!" And he's off.
TheGymRat38: (Nah, Lucias is intended to be a likeable jerk.)
TheGymRat38: (He's like Kaiba with a sense of humor and a soul. Sorta...)
kwikkidus: With a quick kick, Dante's on his feet, too, and headed for the door. "Zandel. I really thought I'd be facing you in the final. It's a bit of a disappointment."
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Jerk With a Heart of Gold.))
TheGymRat38: (right)
Viewtiful Rekk: Several moments later, Icarus comes running back in. "AGH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!" ...with a 13-year old girl clinging on to him.
TheGymRat38: Lucias lowers the book slightly and looks up at Dante.
TheGymRat38: "I'm sorry, did you say something?"
Viewtiful Rekk: "I just said to take me to Lucy-kun, y'jerk, you don't gotta be dramatic about it!"
TheGymRat38: Instantly he raises the manga again.
kwikkidus: "...Just that I don't think the duel's going to be quite as exciting with this guy." he replies, looking at Icarus and Ivy.
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Er. If you two wanted to have Lucias and Dante talk, you can ignore that until they're done. :|))
kwikkidus: ((It worked perfectly. :|))
Viewtiful Rekk: Ivy immediately leaps off.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Lucy-kun! How could you lose to this jerk!?" "Hey!"
TheGymRat38: "Boredom really."
Viewtiful Rekk: "...that doesn't make any sense!"
TheGymRat38: "Only to those without sense themselves."
TheGymRat38: He turns a page.
Viewtiful Rekk: "....that..."
Viewtiful Rekk: Pause.
Viewtiful Rekk: ".....hey!"
TheGymRat38: "Go clean my D-Wheel. And don't destroy it or anything."
Viewtiful Rekk: "Hey, you can't just order me around! We're not even at your house!"
TheGymRat38: "You work for me. Of course I can order you around. That's what your contract says."
Viewtiful Rekk: "Grrrrrrr...."
Viewtiful Rekk: She stomps off to go clean his D-Wheel.
Viewtiful Rekk: "...I still say she's a bit young for you."
TheGymRat38: The Berserk manga promptly hits Icarus in the face.
Y Ruler of Time: "...Zandel-senshu employs underage girls?" Tatsuya looks confused.
Y Ruler of Time: And frightened.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Ow!"
Y Ruler of Time: Mostly confused.
TheGymRat38: "Kindly return my book Icarus. And don't say such ludicrous things."
Hinoryu8: "It's best not to ask." Ten'itsu enters the lounge area. (On crutches, but hey.)
Viewtiful Rekk: He wings the book back at Lucias.
Viewtiful Rekk: "....Ten'itsu!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "What the hell happened to you?!"
TheGymRat38: Lucias snatches it out of the air and is back to reading.
TheGymRat38: Sort of...
TheGymRat38: "I lost my place..."
kwikkidus: Dante is caught up in the moment, puzzled by why Ivy was taking orders from Lucius.
Hinoryu8: "It doesn't concern you."
kwikkidus: Lucas*
kwikkidus: Lucias*
Y Ruler of Time: "Idiot crashed into a wall." Sakuraba is here too. "I escorted her back."
kwikkidus: ((Damn your hard to spell name.))
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Lucias: PK....STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAARSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM))
Y Ruler of Time: (needed to elongate the R)
TheGymRat38: (Akihara's first name is harder to spell)
Hinoryu8: "..." She just glares at Sakuraba.
Y Ruler of Time: (you guys all just suck at spelling)
Hinoryu8: (( What Nick said. ))
TheGymRat38: (It's what Ten'itsu? I can't remember)
Y Ruler of Time: "Both those comments are entirely true. Don't give me that look."
TheGymRat38: "Ah, there it is."
Y Ruler of Time: (Jeff took like two years to learn how to spell 'Maeromune')
Hinoryu8: (( Aye. ))
Viewtiful Rekk: "You crashed into a wall?!"
Y Ruler of Time: "AKIHARA-SENSHU CRASHED INTO A WALL!?"
Hinoryu8: "It does not concern you."
Apopalyctic: (( Weren't they in the hospital? ))
Hinoryu8: (( Yes. ))
Y Ruler of Time: (THE MATCH EVIDENTLY TOOK A LONG-ASS TIME)
TheGymRat38: "Such a casual rejection. Akihara continues to impress."
Apopalyctic: (( No, I mean, didn't they know about this already? ))
Hinoryu8: (( That's what I'm going with. :|b ))
Hinoryu8: (( Jean. ))
Hinoryu8: (( There are no plot holes. *Jedi hand wave.* )
Apopalyctic: (( I thought there was some nonseq or something. Whatever. ))
TheGymRat38: (Mind tricks donta work on me, only money)
Viewtiful Rekk: ((I have no idea what any of you are talking about.))
Hinoryu8: (( ... how IC. ))
Viewtiful Rekk: "What the hell do you mean it doesn't concern me?!"
Hinoryu8: "Exactly that."
Y Ruler of Time: "...Ex-boyfriend?"
kwikkidus: Dante stands up, heading for the door. "It's too loud in here. See you in the arena, Grant."
Hinoryu8: "No."
TheGymRat38: (He was already standing for the record)
Y Ruler of Time: " 'Kay."
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus glances at Dante, but says nothing.
kwikkidus: (Ah. I suppse so. Then he simply walks. --)
Viewtiful Rekk: "...Ten'itsu..."
Viewtiful Rekk: "I know you think that you have to completely wall yourself off to be strong."
Jean Atlus: Kageru decided that instead of watching Char's Counterattack for the 9002th time, she'd go to the arena to get beat. Theres no real reason for this, I just thought it'd be nice to point out.
Hinoryu8: "If you're busy worrying about me, you're going to lose."
Viewtiful Rekk: "But I still consider you one of my close friends."
Viewtiful Rekk: He turns to Lucias. "And the same goes for you, Lucias."
TheGymRat38: "I'm sorry, what?"
TheGymRat38: He looks up from the book.
Viewtiful Rekk: "I said you're my friend, you insensitive asshole!"
TheGymRat38: "What a rude way to phrase it."
Y Ruler of Time: "Um...ah...I think I'll get back to the announcer's booth..."
Y Ruler of Time: Nervously shuffling away.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Hrmph."
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus starts to head for the exit.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Ten'itsu. You say thinking about you will make me lose..."
Viewtiful Rekk: "But I meant what I said."
Viewtiful Rekk: "I'll make Honjou pay for stealing the feelings you put into your cards."
Viewtiful Rekk: With that, he walks out.
Hinoryu8: "..." She sighs and takes a seat.
Viewtiful Rekk: Ivy walks back in. "There, I cleaned your stupid D-Wheel, stupi-T-ten'itsu-chan!?"
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus heads to the garage, and gets into his D-Wheel, loading his deck and shuffling it.
Hinoryu8: "... Hello, Ivy."
TheGymRat38: "How does this girl now everyone I know?"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Ten'itsu and Dante are my cousins!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "...I like Ten'itsu more though..."
Viewtiful Rekk: "What the heck happened to you?!
TheGymRat38: "Akihara and Honjou aren't related. That's ridiculous. And you're ridiculous for saying it."
Viewtiful Rekk: "My aunt is Ten'itsu-chan's mom, and my uncle is Dante's brother!"
Hinoryu8: "..." Ten'itsu, rather than answering, just lets Lucias and Ivy bounce off each other, somewhat curious as to who will snap first.
Apopalyctic: (( Which 'aunt' is this? ))
TheGymRat38: "Are these people blood related to you, or just those you call 'aunt' and 'uncle'?"
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Reiko.))
Viewtiful Rekk: "Well, I don't think Dante's related to me by blood...'
Apopalyctic: (( She's still in no way related to Dante, though, but she's shoujotard so I'll let it slip. ))
Hinoryu8: (( No, but she's related to Amado. ))
Viewtiful Rekk: ((That's the point.))
Hinoryu8: (( Oh, misunderstood. ))
TheGymRat38: "Fine, I don't care. Do whatever it is 'family' does. I'm going to finish this volume."
Viewtiful Rekk: ((She thinks it's quicker to say 'cousin' then 'brother of a family friend' or something.))
Apopalyctic: (( Or just... 'friend.' ))
Y Ruler of Time: "...You're...all connected...?" Sakuraba mutters to himself, in thought. 'And Honjou...means she's connected to the captain too...'
Viewtiful Rekk: "My dad says that everybody's connected by the winds of fate!"
TheGymRat38: "What a moronic statement."
Viewtiful Rekk: "HEY! DON'T INSULT MY DAD!"
Y Ruler of Time: "...Why th' hell does this girl know all four finalists?"
TheGymRat38: "She works for me."
Viewtiful Rekk: "...I don't really know the zombie guy."
Viewtiful Rekk: "I sent him a text message that I was his sister to let me in so I could talk to Lucy-kun!"
Hinoryu8: "It does seem an odd coincidence."
Y Ruler of Time: "...How'd you get his phone number?"
TheGymRat38: I was going to ask that myself...
kwikkidus: (Ivy, CHILD OF FATE.)
Viewtiful Rekk: "Found it in a book in Lucy-kun's house."
Hinoryu8: "..."
Y Ruler of Time: "...How snoopy."
Viewtiful Rekk: "By the way, Lucy-kun, all the manga you have is really violent! I'm gonna bring some of my stuff next time I go home!"
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Which consists of a lot of romance-y shoujo titles.))
TheGymRat38: "I refuse."
Hinoryu8: (( ... We still need someone to run D-Heroes, so I can make Chobits jokes regarding Dark City. ))
Viewtiful Rekk: "I'll make you read it all!" She sticks her tongue out.
Y Ruler of Time: 'Is this really the relationship between an employer and a worker...?'
Hinoryu8: "Ivy."
Viewtiful Rekk: "Huh?" She spins around.
Hinoryu8: "Don't antagonize your boss."
Viewtiful Rekk: "Hrmph!"
Y Ruler of Time: "Pfft...we gonna get to see the championship to this multi-million dollar sport or not?"
Jean Atlus: ((I'd do it, if Destiny Heroes made Destiny Miracles.))
TheGymRat38: (I'll do it if Jeff lets me run Dragoon D-End)
Y Ruler of Time: (both of you can die)
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Nobody's running D-Heroes.))
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Until you let me app Edo Phoenix. :|))
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus, meanwhile, is doing a final check over his D-Wheel. "...almost time..." He mutters.
TheGymRat38: (Nick gets to run Uria. That's my rebutal)
Viewtiful Rekk: ((D-Heroes are special.))
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Because Edo is awesome.))
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Kagemaru is a lame-o.))
Jean Atlus: ((Edo is lamesome))
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Also, Jacob, announcer prx))
TheGymRat38: (Onwards to the hot pink text!)
TheGymRat38: "EVERYBODY LISTEN!"
Y Ruler of Time: Tatsuya plugs his ears.
TheGymRat38: "YOU ALL KNOW ME, THE GREAT LONDON ALLAN-SAMA!"
TheGymRat38: "BUT TODAY, I SERVE A GREATER CAUSE!"
Polk Kitsune: ((THERE IS A BOMB UNDER SEAT 139! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!))
TheGymRat38: "THE CROWNING OF..."
TheGymRat38: "KING OF DUELISTS!"
Apopalyctic: What gratuitous use of the English language. Era thinks, her only display of discontent being the subtle crossing of arms.
Apopalyctic: (( Since I figure that's what's goin' awn. ))
Jean Atlus: ((but don't they speak japanese?))
Hinoryu8: (( Yes. ))
Hinoryu8: (( But you've seen 5D's. ))
kwikkidus: "I...isn't it cool, Era-kun?" comes the quiet, hesitant whisper of Emila, sitting next to Era. "They're all so excited..."
TheGymRat38: (London uses gratuituous English)
Apopalyctic: (( Mn. "Duerist no KINGU," etc. ))
Y Ruler of Time: "Uh, and I'm here to assist Allan-sama as well! Back to assist, Tatsuya Aoi, your sound manager."
kwikkidus: ((I imagine they were 'DUERIST NO KINGU and "EVERYBODY RISTENU!"))
Viewtiful Rekk: ((EVERYBODY LISTEEEEN))
TheGymRat38: "Together we'll be bringing you the FINAL BOUT!"
Y Ruler of Time: (EVERYBUDY RISSEN!)
TheGymRat38: "From a grand selection of the top four duelists in the country we've battled harshly and fervently to this one moment of conclusion!"
Apopalyctic: "Perhaps you've a reason to be excited, Em'."
Hinoryu8: (( Eburibodi rissen, if you want to get reeeaaal technical. ))
TheGymRat38: "One of these two duelists you are about to see shall be crowned King of Duelists!"
kwikkidus: "W-well yeah, but I promised Josephine-chan I'd record it for her... You know how she gets..."
TheGymRat38: (Yeah, but London Allan is actually British so...)
Y Ruler of Time: One seat in front. "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..."
kwikkidus: ((GREATOOOO!!))
Apopalyctic: (( Still. >_> ))
TheGymRat38: "There will be nothing you've ever seen to compare to the match that's about to occur!"
Apopalyctic: "I could only bring one of you, and she was the one who insisted on rock-paper-scissors."
Jean Atlus: Kageru reads a magazine with obscenely detailed blueprints and specs for a fictional giant robot
TheGymRat38: "Our first competitor started off with the lowest rank of the four. He battled heavily and defeated the number one contender for the spot!"
Apopalyctic: Meanwhile, back in Satellite: "N-No fair... cousin, kick that guy's butt!"
TheGymRat38: "Riding with all the devils of hell at his back, the Gatekeeper of Hell!"
TheGymRat38: "IIIIICAAAAARUUUUUSSS GRANT!"
kwikkidus: "Yes... I know... it's a shame you weren't dueling professionally... You'd be in this tournament for sure!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus's D-Wheel launches out of the gate.
Apopalyctic: "Perhaps."
Y Ruler of Time: Tatsuya sighs, and hits a button. Music starts playing:
Viewtiful Rekk: He pumps a fist into the air as he does a single lap. "I-I WILL B-BE YOUR K-KING!" He seems a tad nervous.
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Wait a sec, Nick.))
Viewtiful Rekk: ((You do remember he said for Journey after the duel, right? :|))
Y Ruler of Time: (I do)
Viewtiful Rekk: ((k))
TheGymRat38: "And we have a special request by this young man! Dedicated to Ten'itsu Akihara!"
Y Ruler of Time: 'Deep in my heart, I do believe - WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT. Oh, no! WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!"
Hinoryu8: "......."
Viewtiful Rekk: "....what in the seven layers of hell!?"
TheGymRat38: Within the waiting room, behind his manga, Lucias smirks slightly.
Y Ruler of Time: Tatsuya presses his palm to his forehead. "Cause we don't have the talent - and we don't have the time. We don't have the patient - and we don't know how to rhyme..."
Viewtiful Rekk: "I didn't- but how-"
Viewtiful Rekk: "....." Icarus remembers the note that Lucias passed to Tatsuya.
Viewtiful Rekk: "....fiendish..."
Hinoryu8: "... That was you, wasn't it, Zandel."
Y Ruler of Time: Tatsuya cuts the music off. "Ahem, Grant-senshu actually didn't have a request for his entrance theme...so uh...I took Zandel-senshu's advice..."
TheGymRat38: "I win."
Y Ruler of Time: "...That's actually really funny."
Apopalyctic: Era simply facepalms.
kwikkidus: "That wasn't... very nice. Zandel-san mut be a sore loser..."
kwikkidus: ((must*))
TheGymRat38: "Well I have no idea what to make of that but..."
TheGymRat38: "Our next competitor made it to this final round after a harsh duel with the Queen of Storms herself!"
TheGymRat38: "Icarus directly challenged him, so it has become greatly fitting that they meet in battle!"
TheGymRat38: "The man who controls that evil god! The Sacrifice King!"
TheGymRat38: "DAAAAANNNTEEEEE HONJOU!"
Y Ruler of Time: "Honjou-senshu's only request, was to ask the audience to cheer for him as loudly as possible! Show your support for him!"
Viewtiful Rekk: (( http://zip.4chan.org/v/src/1217452755023.png ))
kwikkidus: With a thunderous roar, Dante's D-wheel flies out of the garage area, landing on the track as he too does a lap around the arena. "Everyone! Enjoy this, the final duel of the tournament with all your hearts!"
Apopalyctic: Sit. Shuffle.
Hinoryu8: (( ... wow. Out of the corner of my eye, that looked like Doraemon. ))
kwikkidus: She's... really angry.
Hinoryu8: "... What's your take on this, Zandel?"
TheGymRat38: "The match?"
kwikkidus: ((ZANDEL! YOU'RE PINK! :O))
TheGymRat38: (Nix that)
TheGymRat38: "The match?"
Hinoryu8: "Yes."
Apopalyctic: Hnph. "So, who did you put your money down on?"
TheGymRat38: "The idiot is going to win."
Hinoryu8: (( ... a pink Zandel. That would, quite possibly, be the scariest thing thing this RP has ever seen. ))
Hinoryu8: "..."
Hinoryu8: "... They're both idiots."
kwikkidus: "W..well... Josephine gave me some for Dante... and I put it against mine... so... I guess I want Icarus-san to win?"
TheGymRat38: "Exactly."
TheGymRat38: "Gentlemen, to the starting line!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus rides to his starting place, and stops.
Apopalyctic: "Either way we win. Excellent."
kwikkidus: Dante comes to a stop at his start line, giving Icarus a final look. "Don't get nervous. The important thing now is to duel with all your might."
Y Ruler of Time: "KICK THAT BORING GUY'S ASS!"
TheGymRat38: "Oh! Such a confident remark before the match even begins! Just like the Sacrifice King!"
Y Ruler of Time: "Let's see if he can live up to that title of King!"
TheGymRat38: "Now I'm sure all of you are almost as excited as I am about this match, so without further dilly dally..."
TheGymRat38: "Speed World, set on!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "..." Icarus is silent.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Duel mode on. Auto-pilot, standby."
kwikkidus: "Duel mode on. Autopilot, standby."
TheGymRat38: "Begin the countdown!"
TheGymRat38: (that means roll some dice)
Y Ruler of Time: "Counting down from ten seconds!"
OnlineHost: kwikkidus rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 5
OnlineHost: Viewtiful Rekk rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 4
TheGymRat38: "10!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus revs his D-Wheel.
Y Ruler of Time: "...Why aren't you continuing, Allan-sama?"
TheGymRat38: "I was waiting for you to do the next one..."
kwikkidus: Dante does the exact same, grinning slightly. "It's time..."
Y Ruler of Time: "Oh! Of course, how silly of- AH! 3!"
TheGymRat38: "2!"
Y Ruler of Time: "1! Riding duel..."
Hinoryu8: (( ... wow. Your countdown crashed VLC. ))
TheGymRat38: "ACCELERATION!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus peels out as the countdown hits zero, hitting the start line first.
Viewtiful Rekk: "My turn! DRAW!"
kwikkidus: Dante shoots off the starting line as well, falling right behind Icarus.
TheGymRat38: "The Gatekeeper of Hell picks up with an aggressive start, pulling out into the front!"
Y Ruler of Time: "Both duelists use strategies that work best if they're the first to set up, so winning the decision to go first was crucial!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Set one monster in defense mode! One card face down!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "End turn!"
kwikkidus: "Draw!" (SPC: 1)
Viewtiful Rekk: (SPC: 1)
kwikkidus: (SPC: 0) "Ritual spell! Alliance Ritual Art!"
Viewtiful Rekk: He's already summoning it?!
kwikkidus: "Dark sprocketer is sent from my deck to the graveyard... Special summon! Relinquished!"
kwikkidus: The monster appears in a defensive position. "Defense mode. Now! Relinquished applies its effect!"
TheGymRat38: "AH! Already its here!"
Viewtiful Rekk: The defensive monster is sucked into Relinquished. Damn...
kwikkidus: "One reverse card... turn end."
Viewtiful Rekk: "Reverse card, open!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Solemn Wishes!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Draw!" (SPC: 2) (8500)
kwikkidus: (SPC: 1)
TheGymRat38: (Hey Trin, shouldn't you have taken 1000 damage?)
kwikkidus: (y no it's a ritual.)
Viewtiful Rekk: (Rituals only need 1 SPC.)
TheGymRat38: (....that's so stupid, but whatever)
Apopalyctic: (( Uh, no, because Ritual cards aren't commonly played enough to warrant more. ))
Apopalyctic: (( They've only been posted forever anyway. ))
Y Ruler of Time: (that sounds a lot like "Aria of Beyond isn't commonly played enough to warrant a greater cost")
Y Ruler of Time: (but let's not get into that)
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Not the time, guys.))
Viewtiful Rekk: "Mezuki, summon!"
Apopalyctic: (( That's different, asshole. You have issues, bring it up before a duel. ))
Viewtiful Rekk: A horse demon weilding a massive hammer in his hand appears. (1700/800)
Viewtiful Rekk: ((DROP IT.))
Apopalyctic: (( 'Kay. ))
Apopalyctic has left the room.
Y Ruler of Time: (...)
Hinoryu8: (( ... ))
Hinoryu8: (( ... 'tf mate. ))
Viewtiful Rekk: ((What-fucking-ever.))
Y Ruler of Time: (that usually doesn't happen)
Viewtiful Rekk: "Set one card face down. End turn!"
kwikkidus: "Draw!" (SPC: 2)
Viewtiful Rekk: (SPC: 3)
kwikkidus: "Summon. Dark Sprocketer!"
A Big Finale has entered the room.
kwikkidus: "Level one, Relinquished. Level one, Dark Sprocketer. TUNING!" The sprocketer turns into a green ring and flies up, Relinquished becoming a star inside of it.
kwikkidus: "With the heat and pressure of a star's forge, souls tempered anew! Synchro Summon! Relinquished Reforged!" (0/0)
TheGymRat38: "Such a quick transformation!"
kwikkidus: "Dark Sprocketer's effect. When used to Synchro Summon a DARK-type monster... I can destroy one face-up spell or trap card on the field." Chains wrap around the Solemn Wishes.
Viewtiful Rekk: Solemn Wishes shatters.
kwikkidus: "Next, Relinquished Reforged applies its effect, to capture Mezuki!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Mezuki is sucked in.
kwikkidus: "..." Dante grins slightly. "Turn End."
Viewtiful Rekk: "Draw!"
kwikkidus: (SPC: 3)
Viewtiful Rekk: (SPC: 2) "Continuous Spell - Card of Safe Return!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "And then..." (SPC: 0) "Monster Reborn!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Revive Goblin Zombie!" (1100/1050)
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus snaps the top card off of his deck.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Release Goblin Zombie!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Special Summon - Malicious Phantom!" A dark cloud appears on Icarus's field. (1550/400)
Viewtiful Rekk: "Goblin Zombie's effect! When sent to the grave, I can add a Zombie with 1200 or less DEF from my deck to my hand!"
TheGymRat38: "What a frenzy of action! But what is he leading up to?"
Y Ruler of Time: "Oooooooooh, with this double-Special Summon-plus-deckthinning combos, Grant-senshu has a Tuner out...and hasn't Normal Summoned yet!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus grabs Gatekeeper of Hell - Il Blud from his deck.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Normal Summon, Zombie Master!" A youth in a white mask appears, cackling loudly. (1800/0)
Viewtiful Rekk: "Discard Gatekeeper of Hell - Il Blud! Revive again, Goblin Zombie!" (11000/1050)
Viewtiful Rekk: "Draw!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Level 4 Goblin Zombie! Level 3 Malicious Phantom, TUNING!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Malicious Phantom soars into the air and bursts outward into light.
Viewtiful Rekk: Three green rings soar down and surround Goblin Zombie. "Not even the claws of death can contain the soul of a true hero..."
Viewtiful Rekk: Goblin Zombie turns to 4 points of light. "BREAK OPEN THE GATES OF HELL!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Light floods through the rings. "SYNCHRO SUMMON!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "COME FORTH, ELEMENTAL HERO BLACK HOLE WINGMAN!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Shining Flare Wingman shoots out of the light, his armor having turned old and rusted. (2500/2100)
TheGymRat38: "We saw this monster last duel! Will it have as great an effect this time?"
kwikkidus: "If I let you attack now, it'd be troublesome... Reverse card, open! Waboku."
Viewtiful Rekk: "Black Hole Wingman gains 100 ATK for each zombie in my grave!" (2800/2100)
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus growls.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Goblin Zombie's effect!"
kwikkidus: ((Sec. YVD glitched on me and got rid of my hand..))
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus grabs Mezuki from his deck.
TheGymRat38: "Despite the way for his assault being blocked, Icarus presses on!"
Hinoryu8: (( You tried to hit ctrl-c, didn't you, Trin. ))
kwikkidus: ((...yes.))
Hinoryu8: (( Yeah, uh. ))
Hinoryu8: (( You ain't getting your hand back. ))
Viewtiful Rekk: "Set two cards face down! End turn!"
kwikkidus: ((I just restarted and grabbed my current hand/Rediscarded everything.))
Hinoryu8: (( Ah. ))
kwikkidus: "That makes it... my turn. DRAW!" (SPC: 4)
Hinoryu8: (( Yeah, uh, when trying to copy/paste card effects, don't use ctrl-c. ))
Hinoryu8: (( YVD takes that as the 'connect' command. ))
kwikkidus: ((Field Check?))
Viewtiful Rekk: (SPC: 1)
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Black Hole Wingman, Zombie Master, Card of Safe Return, 3 set M/T.))
kwikkidus: (SPC: 2) "Magic card... Messenger of Peace. As long as this card remains face-up on the field, no monster with over 1500 attack points can harm me."
kwikkidus: "Next, I activate Relinquished Reforged's ability. By tributing the Mezuki I've taken from you, I can deal you half its attack points as direct damage!"
Hinoryu8: "... He's changed his deck."
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus is stricken by his own monster. (7650)
kwikkidus: "Then, Reforged activates its ability to take in your Zombie Wingman."
Viewtiful Rekk: "Trap card!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Deck Devastation Virus!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Black Hole Wingman begins glowing darkly...and flies right at Relinquished and Dante's D-Wheel.
kwikkidus: "...!" He makes a small 'keh' noise. "Clever..."
Viewtiful Rekk: "By offering a DARK-attribute monster with 2000 or more ATK, all of your monsters with 1500 or less ATK for the next turn are destroyed!"
TheGymRat38: "And it looks like the Gatekeeper of Hell counters with a deadly plague!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Now, show me your hand, Dante Honjou!"
kwikkidus: Both the Relinquished in his hand and the Reforged on his field are destroyed, as Monster Reborn and Waboku both reveal themselves to be in his hand. "That card's plenty powerful..."
Jean Atlus has left the room.
kwikkidus: (SPC:0) "But it's only able to affect my hand now. Spell card - Monster Reborn!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Monster Reborn?!
kwikkidus: "Relinquished Reforged, return to the field in defense mode!" (0/0)
kwikkidus: "Now, take in Zombie Master, by your effect!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus snarls as Zombie Master is sucked in.
kwikkidus: "I didn't have a way to deal with both monsters at once... You fell into your own trap this time, Grant. One reverse, Turn end!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Draw!"
Viewtiful Rekk: (SPC: 2)
kwikkidus: (SPC: 1)
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus slams his drawn card down. "Zombie Master!" (1800/0)
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus slams Mezuki into his grave. "Revive, Malicious Phantom!" He tears the top card from his deck.
kwikkidus: ((LAg check.))
Hinoryu8: (( 'sup. ))
Viewtiful Rekk: ((I'm thinking.))
Viewtiful Rekk: ((You've got my balls in a salad shooter here. :|))
kwikkidus: ((...At least you have a hand.))
TheGymRat38: (.................)
Y Ruler of Time: (not thinking about it)
kwikkidus: ((And drawable monsters.))
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Field is Reforged in DEF and a reverse card?))
Y Ruler of Time: (and Piisu)
kwikkidus: ((And Messenger of PEace.))
kwikkidus: ((and Reforged has a Zombie Master on him.))
Viewtiful Rekk: "Mezuki, removed from play! Revive, Goblin Zombie!" (1100/1050)
Viewtiful Rekk: "Goblin Zombie! Attack Relinquished Reforged!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "UNDEAD THRUST!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Goblin Zombie leaps across the field, sword up.
kwikkidus: The Zombie Master equipped to the Reforged is used as a quite-brutal shield, being cleaved in two instead.
kwikkidus: "When you try to destry my Relinquished when it has your monster... the only thing that you'll be able to destroy is your own monster!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus briefly looks over his hand.
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus growls. At this rate, I won't damage him at all...
Viewtiful Rekk: "End turn!"
kwikkidus: "Draw!" (7900) (sPC:2)
Viewtiful Rekk: (SPC: 3)
kwikkidus: ((Goblin Zombie's level is 3, rite?))
Viewtiful Rekk: ((It'd 4.))
Y Ruler of Time: (reveal thine drawn card)
kwikkidus: The card in Dante's hand reveals itself as Level Limit - Area B. (SPC: 0) "Spell card, activate!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Another wall!? Goblin Zombie and Zombie Master crouch down.
kwikkidus: "Relinquished... take in Zombie Master, and launch it directly at him!"
Viewtiful Rekk: (6750)
kwikkidus: "Turn end."
Viewtiful Rekk: "Draw!"
Viewtiful Rekk: (SPC: 4)
kwikkidus: (SPC: 1)
Viewtiful Rekk: "I hope you don't mind, Honjou."
Viewtiful Rekk: "I borrowed a card from my ground deck for this duel."
kwikkidus: "Making special accomodations just for me? I'm flattered."
Viewtiful Rekk: (SPC: 2) "Continuous Spell - Ectoplasmer!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "During the end of each of our turns, we tribute a monster on our field, and the opponent takes damage equal to half of that monster's original ATK!"
kwikkidus: "You really did design this deck just to beat me, didn't you?"
TheGymRat38: "OH! What a devious strategy!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Lingering Spirit, summon!" (0/1600)
A Big Finale has left the room.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Malicious Phantom, Goblin Zombie TUNING!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Come forth once more - BLACK HOLE WINGMAN!" (2500/2100)
Viewtiful Rekk: "Now, level seven Black Hole Wingman! Level 1 Lingering Spirit TUNING!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Lingering Spirit shots into the air, and becomes one green ring.
Viewtiful Rekk: ""The souls of the dead will flow together and become one...." The ring surrounds Black Hole Wingman. "BREAK OPEN THE GATES OF HELL!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Light floods through the ring.
Viewtiful Rekk: "SYNCHRO SUMMON!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Rule this world! LORD OF THE DEAD!"
Viewtiful Rekk: A regal looking undead monster wearing a blood-red cloak appears, holding a cane made of bones. (2800/1000)
Viewtiful Rekk: "By Goblin Zombie's effect!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus grabs Zombiecarrier from his deck.
Viewtiful Rekk: "End turn!" Lord of the Dead glows, and turns into energy before firing at Dante.
kwikkidus: (6500) (SPC: 0)
kwikkidus: "Draw!" (SPC: 1)
Y Ruler of Time: "WHOOAAAAA! All that work just to send his great monster in one burst at Honjou-senshu's life points!"
kwikkidus: The card Mystical Space Typhoon reveals itself in Dante's hand.
kwikkidus: (SPC: 0) (4500) "Quickplay spell! Mystical Space Typhoon! I can't have you using that Ectoplasmer.. not right now!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Ectoplasmer is destroyed.
kwikkidus: ((No monsters on the field, right?))
Viewtiful Rekk: ((None.))
kwikkidus: "Turn end!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Draw!" (SPC: 4)
kwikkidus: (SPC: 1)
Viewtiful Rekk: "Summon Spirit Reaper!" (300/200)
kwikkidus: "Trap card. Waboku!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus smirks a bit. "End turn."
kwikkidus: "Draw."
kwikkidus: (SPC: 2)
kwikkidus: Lava Golem flashes in his hand. "I take in your Spirit Reaper, and end my turn at that."
Viewtiful Rekk: (SPC: 5)
Viewtiful Rekk: Spirit Reaper shatters.
Y Ruler of Time: (ummm)
Y Ruler of Time: (Virus is over)
Viewtiful Rekk: "When targeted by an effect, Spirit Reaper is destroyed!"
kwikkidus: ((3rd turn.))
kwikkidus: ((...*cough*))
Y Ruler of Time: (nope, counts from End Phase)
Viewtiful Rekk: ((I activated it on your turn, old chum.))
Viewtiful Rekk: "Draw!"
kwikkidus: ((When spirit reaper is targeted, it's an equip spell before it gets a chance to explode.))
kwikkidus: ((And its effect doesnt' apply when it's an equip spell... soo...))
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Show me a ruling, 'cause that sounds like bullcrap.))
kwikkidus: ((Sec.))
Y Ruler of Time: (If "Spirit Reaper" is targeted by the effect of "Relinquished", "Spirit Reaper" is an Equip Spell Card after the effect of "Relinquished" resolves, so it is not destroyed.)
Viewtiful Rekk: (Huh.)
Viewtiful Rekk: (Nevermind, then.)
Viewtiful Rekk: (SPC: 6)
kwikkidus: (SPC: 3)
Viewtiful Rekk: "Tuner monster - Zombie Carrier!" (400/200)
kwikkidus: (Also, 4300 LP)
Viewtiful Rekk: "Zombiecarrier attacks Relinquished Reforged!"
kwikkidus: The Spirit Reaper it held is destroyed. "..Khh..."
Viewtiful Rekk: (6750)
Y Ruler of Time: (wat)
Y Ruler of Time: (Reforged is defending)
Viewtiful Rekk: "End turn!"
kwikkidus: (That was from the MEssengger of PEaces.)
kwikkidus: "Draw!
Y Ruler of Time: (talking to Jeff)
Viewtiful Rekk: (I was just putting my life points up so I didn't forget.)
Viewtiful Rekk: (8U)
kwikkidus: "First... one card facedown." (SPC: 4) (4200) "Then, Relinquished Reforged takes in your monster!"
kwikkidus: "Turn end!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Draw!" (SPC: 7)
kwikkidus: (SPC: 5)
Viewtiful Rekk: "Set card face down! End turn!"
kwikkidus: "Draw!"
kwikkidus: (SPC: 6) (4100)
kwikkidus: ((No monsters, right?))
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Yuhuh.))
Viewtiful Rekk: (SPC: 8)
kwikkidus: "Relinquished fires your Zombiecarrier right at you!"
Viewtiful Rekk: (6550)
kwikkidus: "One reverse card. Turn end."
Viewtiful Rekk: "Draw!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Place one card on top of my deck! Revive Zombiecarrier!" He immediately draws his card. (400/200)
kwikkidus: "Trap card! Nightmare Wheel!" The Zombiecarrier is trapped in a giant wheel. "It won't be attacking me now."
Viewtiful Rekk: "Remove Mezuki from play!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Live again! MY VERY SOUL!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "GATEKEEPER OF HELL - IL BLUD!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Il Blud shoots from Icarus's grave, letting out a low groan. (2100/800)
Viewtiful Rekk: "Let's go....HELL'S GATE!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Il Blud's jumpsuit unzips, and a decaying mouth opens up inside. Spirit Reaper makes its way out. (300/200)
Viewtiful Rekk: "Spirit Reaper! Strike down Relinquished Reforged! REAPING LIFE!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Spirit Reaper shoots across the field, and brings its scythe down on the Spellcaster.
kwikkidus: The Reforged is finally cleaved in two, disintegrating. "Keh..."
Viewtiful Rekk: "Main Phase 2." Icarus holds up the card he drew from reviving Spirit Reaper.
Viewtiful Rekk: (SPC: 6) "Book of Life!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Vanish from this game, Relinquished Reforged! Your soul will feed in to one of my monsters!"
Hinoryu8 has left the room.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Live again, LORD OF THE DEAD!" (2800/1000)
Viewtiful Rekk: "Lord of the Dead's effect! I discard my final Mezuki!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Revive, Zombie Master!" (1800/0)
Viewtiful Rekk: "Set one card face down! End turn!"
kwikkidus: "Draw."
Viewtiful Rekk: "Trap Card, open."
Y Ruler of Time: "A continuous stream of revivals turns Grant-senshu's monster count from zero to five in one turn! How can Honjou-senshu hope to respond!?"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Mask of Restrict."
Viewtiful Rekk: "As long as this card is in play, neither of us can tribute monsters."
kwikkidus: "During my standby phase..." (SPC: 7) "The Nightmare Wheel deals you 500 damage." (4000)
Viewtiful Rekk: (6050)
kwikkidus: (SPC: 5) "Continuous Spell! Wave-Motion Cannon!"
kwikkidus: "Then! Reverse card, open!" The card flies up. "Angel Lift!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "I have a response."
Viewtiful Rekk: "Dust Hurricane on Wave Motion Cannon!" (5150)
Viewtiful Rekk: (Cards in hand?)
kwikkidus: (One.)
kwikkidus: "Relinquished is summoned to my side of the field." Grin. "And he takes in Death Lord."
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus growls as his lord is sucked away.
kwikkidus: "Turn end!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Draw!" (SPC: 8)
kwikkidus: (SPC: 6)
Y Ruler of Time: (...what happened to Solemn Wishes again?)
kwikkidus: ((Dark Sprocketer.))
Y Ruler of Time: (o rite)
Viewtiful Rekk: "Zombie Master's effect!" Icarus discards Pyramid Turtle. Malicious Phantom reappears. (1550/400)
TheGymRat38 has left the room.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Zombiecarrier, Zombie Master, TUNING!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Zombiecarrier breaks off of the wheel and shoots upwards, scattering into two rings.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Even the king of demons is victim to the inevitability of the grave....revive as the perfect form! BREAK OPEN THE GATES OF HELL!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "SYNCHRO SUMMON!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "COME FORTH - RESSURECTION OF DARK RULER HA DES!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Ha Des leaps out of the light, his body slowly decaying. (2450/0)
kwikkidus: ...And he, like everything else, is forced into defense.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Il Blud's effect!" Goblin Zombie crawls out of Il Blud's second mouth. (1100/1050)
Hinoryu8 has entered the room.
Hinoryu8: (( Effing finally. ))
Hinoryu8: (( What'd I miss? ))
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Cake.))
kwikkidus: ((Dante lost his Reforged lock, but got back Relinquished, and the score is 5050 to 4000 I think.))
kwikkidus: (6050, sorry.))
Viewtiful Rekk: "Set one card face down! End turn!"
Hinoryu8: (( .... ))
Y Ruler of Time: (5150, Icarus used Dust Hurricane)
Hinoryu8: (( Fucking hell, AIM. ))
kwikkidus: (O rite.)
Y Ruler of Time: "...Zombie Boy's pulling some impressive stuff..." Sakuraba produces a pack of cigarettes, pushes one of them up, and grabs it with his mouth.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Indeed he is." Jin says, standing next to Sakuraba.
Y Ruler of Time: "Guess they're at a standoff n-HGHK!"
Y Ruler of Time: Sakuraba nearly swallows his cigarette.
kwikkidus: "Draw!" (Field check?) (SPC: 7) (3900)
Viewtiful Rekk: Jin helps himself to one of the cigarettes.
Viewtiful Rekk: (SPC: 9)
Hinoryu8: Ten'itsu pushes up a nearby window.
Viewtiful Rekk: (Il Blud, Spirit Reaper, Malicious Phantom, Ressurection of Dark Ruler Ha Des, Goblin Zombie, three set M/T, Mask of Restrict, Card of Safe Return.)
kwikkidus: (Cards in deck?)
Y Ruler of Time: "Ahook-huk-huk-ggk! Olpf!" He spits the cigarette out. "C-Captain!?"
Viewtiful Rekk: (18.)
Viewtiful Rekk: (Same to you. Field, deck, and hand.)
Viewtiful Rekk: "You seem surprised to see me."
kwikkidus: ((33 in deck, two cards in hand, field is LLAB, Messenger of peace, Angel Lift, your Lord, and Relinquished.))
kwikkidus: "Defender. Turn end!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Draw!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Reverse card open! Dust Tornado!"
Viewtiful Rekk: A tornado strikes out at Level Limit Area B, wiping it out.
Viewtiful Rekk: "And then, Speed Spell - Landspout!" (4550) As is Messenger of Peace.
kwikkidus: "..." Grin. "I see... all ready to attack."
Viewtiful Rekk: "You're damn straight I am." all of his monsters shift to attack position.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Malicious Phantom and Goblin Zombie tuning."
Viewtiful Rekk: For a third time, Black Hole Wingman appears. (2500/2100)
Viewtiful Rekk: "10 zombie monsters..." (3500/2100)
kwikkidus: "Well then..." He grins. "Give the people a show. Everything all at once, Icarus Grant!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus snorts.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Il Blud's effect!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Another Black Hole Wingman claws his way out of the gatekeeper's gut. (3400/2100)
Viewtiful Rekk: "Black Hole Wingman...."
Viewtiful Rekk: "BLACK HOLE SHOT!"
Viewtiful Rekk: The Elemental Hero soars down at Relinquished.
kwikkidus: The Relinquished swings Lord of the Dead into the way, using it as a shield. (3300)
Viewtiful Rekk: ((One sec.))
kwikkidus: (It didn't destroy a monster as a result of battle.)
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Relinquished's text says when it's destroyed as a result of battle.))
kwikkidus: (Mmhmm. But the monster itself didn't actually get destroyed.))
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Alright, got it checked. Moving on.)
Viewtiful Rekk: "Black Hole Wingman! End this! BLACK HOLE SHOT!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Black Hole Wingman flies down, both hands raised as a violet aura surges around it.
A Big Finale has entered the room.
Jean Atlus has entered the room.
Jean Atlus: JUNK SYNCHRON IS SO GAR
Viewtiful Rekk: "I agree, please get off the track!"
Y Ruler of Time: (I KILL JEAN WITH AN AXE)
kwikkidus: A hole is cleaved right through the Relinquished, as Dante's motorcycle shakes side to side, before exuding thick smoke. (0000) [DEFEAT]
Hinoryu8: (( What they said. ))
Jean Atlus: ((:<-))
Jean Atlus: ((Wow))
Hinoryu8: "... He did it."
Viewtiful Rekk: "...." Icarus's eyes widen.
Y Ruler of Time: "...That's pretty cool."
Viewtiful Rekk: "....h-ho.....holy crap..."
Y Ruler of Time: "IT'S OVER!"
Y Ruler of Time: "THE DUEL IS OVER!"
kwikkidus: Dante stands up, getting off his motorcycle and placing the helmet on its seat. "...Ladies and gentlemen..."
Viewtiful Rekk: "WE DID IT, GUYS! WE WON!" Icarus is high-fiving his zombies. Il Blud grabs him in a too-tight hug.
Y Ruler of Time: "ICARUS GRANT IS THE NEW KING OF RIDING DUELS!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "AHCK! TOO TIGHT! TOO TIGHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Into the wall.
Hinoryu8: "......"
Y Ruler of Time: Button press. Piano music begins playing.
kwikkidus: He then gestures at the triumphant D-Wheeler. "Show your new king your appreciation!"
A Big Finale: "Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhh!! Whooooo!! I knew it! I knew it all along!!"
Y Ruler of Time: "...I ain't callin' him King."
Y Ruler of Time: "Looks more like a fool t'me."
Viewtiful Rekk: "I doubt very many people will."
Hinoryu8: "... This makes him my next target."
Y Ruler of Time: 'Jjjjjjust a small-town girl....livin' in a LOOOONELY worr-rrld...she took the midnight train goin' aaaaanyyyywhere...'
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus coughs as he makes his way out of the wreck, coughing a bit.
Viewtiful Rekk: "...hey, he played the music I asked for!"
Y Ruler of Time: (damn it where the fuck is Jacob)
A Big Finale: Hey, what's this? Why, it's a flying tacklehug.
Viewtiful Rekk: Icarus is plowed into, and falls over.
A Big Finale: Polly is right up in his face. "You did it!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "I know!" He hugs her back.
kwikkidus: "Josephine-chan is going to be sad..."
Y Ruler of Time: "Boring dude lost! HA! ...Oh god why is this guy King now...?"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Hehehe...you didn't doubt me, did you?"
A Big Finale: "... what? Not for a second!" Gee, she actually sounds offended.
Y Ruler of Time: "...So didn't that guy make some sort of vow to avenge you after you lost?"
Hinoryu8: "... Did he?"
Y Ruler of Time: "Doesn't exactly seem like the kind of thing you can ignore after he carried through with it..."
kwikkidus: Dante, meanwhile, is busy taking his D-Wheel back to the garage. Haha... that was a rush.
Hinoryu8: "He should know what it menas."
Hinoryu8: means*
Viewtiful Rekk: "Perhaps I was wrong about you, Dante Honjou."
Viewtiful Rekk: A man in white armor is standing in the garage, waiting for Dante.
kwikkidus: "...Maybe. Maybe not." He grins, working on shutting the vents on his D-Wheel. "There's a lot more to me than you'd see in an average duel."
Y Ruler of Time: (BITCH WHO YOU CALLIN' 'AVERAGE'!? -PIMPSLAP!-)
Viewtiful Rekk: He chuckles a bit.
Viewtiful Rekk: He then turns and walks off.
kwikkidus: "Hey. Who are you, anyways?"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Seto Kaiba."
kwikkidus: "I always figured you'd be taller."
Viewtiful Rekk: "I wear platform shoes."
Hinoryu8: (( The dude was 6'1 at 17, so. ))
kwikkidus: "Sure..."
Hinoryu8: (( ... Japanese kid. At 17. 6'1. 'tf Takahashi. ))
Viewtiful Rekk: ((<Takahashi> Time to design Yugi and Kaiba, my two main characters!))
Viewtiful Rekk: ((<Takahashi> *Snorts some crack off a hooker's ass.* WHOOOOOOOOOOO, STAR-SHAPED HAIR, THAT'S AWESOME!))
Hinoryu8: (( ... you think that's bad, Jeff? ))
Hinoryu8: (( It's supposedly not star-shaped. ))
Hinoryu8: (( But hand-shaped. ))
Viewtiful Rekk: "So hey, Polly. You wanna get pizza or chinese tonight?"
A Big Finale: "Italian."
Viewtiful Rekk: "Pizza is Italian!"
A Big Finale: "Fine, Greek!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "What the heck's wrong with Pizza!?"
Hinoryu8: (( Lots. ))
Hinoryu8: (( :| ))
A Big Finale: She crosses her arms. "You mean ASIDE from eating it all this week/"
A Big Finale: ?
Viewtiful Rekk: "I couldn't exactly cook, I had a tournament to prepare for!"
A Big Finale: "And now you don't. So let's not eat pizza!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "You want the King of Riding Duels to cook?!"
A Big Finale: Pause. "... I thought we were going out to celebrate." Lip quiver.
Hinoryu8: Icarus' cell phone gets a text message.
Viewtiful Rekk: "...I thought we were too!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "...one sec." He pulls out his phone and checks it.
Hinoryu8: "Got any plans?" From Ten'itsu.
Y Ruler of Time: "I see thaaaaaaat."
Viewtiful Rekk: He texts back, "We're trying to figure out what to do for dinner."
Viewtiful Rekk: ....he then sends, "You should come!"
Hinoryu8: She replies to the second: "Perhaps all four of us should go get something. Our battles are, for the moment, over."
Viewtiful Rekk: He replies, "...I dunno if I wanna eat with Dante..."
kwikkidus: Slightly grease-stained, Dante wanders back out of the garage. "Someone mentioned dinner..?"
Jean Atlus: Somewhere, Kageru has the feeling she might be dragged someplace as eyecandy.
A Big Finale: Polly takes this opportunity to push her agenda. "Yeah! We're having Greek!"
Jean Atlus: Luckily, it's wensday so she can't. She has to watch Chars Counterattack. She's watched that every wensday since she was four.
Hinoryu8: "... Admittedly, he's an idiot, but he did make it to second place. He warrants at least an invitation."
Viewtiful Rekk: "...fine."
Viewtiful Rekk: He looks up.
Jean Atlus: ((wednesday too.))
Viewtiful Rekk: "Honjou, you asshole, do you want dinner!?
Jean Atlus: ((or however you spell it. whatever))
kwikkidus: "...Sure. We'll make a party of it."
Hinoryu8: (( *punches Jacob in the balls.* ))
Viewtiful Rekk: "Oh, and...this is my sister, Polly." He points.
Viewtiful Rekk: "...stay away from her."
kwikkidus: "It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss Grant." He holds out his hand, smiling at her. "Did you enjoy watching your brother duel?"
A Big Finale: Shake shake! "Sure did! I especially liked the part where he beat you and became King." An almost oblivious smile.
Hinoryu8: (( ... ow. I almost feel bad for Dante there. ))
Y Ruler of Time: (how old is Polly again anyway?)
A Big Finale: (( 17ish, I think it was. ))
kwikkidus: He just laughs. "Yes, he dueled like a real king... I'm looking forward to see what he does next time."
Y Ruler of Time: (okay)
Viewtiful Rekk: ((And Icarus is 24.))
Y Ruler of Time: "Well, I guess that's it! The tournament closes with the crowning of a new King, whose legacy is now beginning! The next time Icarus Grant rides into the arena, it will be to defend his title as-" Craash!
Y Ruler of Time: A smoldering body flies into the booth through the now-shattered window. "OHMYGOD!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "What the hell!?"
Y Ruler of Time: Kouen lands on the window edge, and rips the mike out of Tatsuya's hands. "EVERYBODY FUCKIN' LISTEN!"
Viewtiful Rekk: It's him!
Viewtiful Rekk: "Yamaki!?"
Y Ruler of Time: "Remember me, Neo Domino!? I'm Kouen Yamaki, the man who would've been King, should've been King nearly two years ago!"
Y Ruler of Time: "You wanna cheer for this guy!? You wanna celebrate his grand triumph!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
Y Ruler of Time: "This one ain't nothin' but a little bitch...I tested his power and burned him to the ground...
Viewtiful Rekk: "Bastard....why did you come here?!"
Y Ruler of Time: "Came here to issue my challenge, little bitch...Since you'll be the one to relinquish the crown to me!"
Y Ruler of Time: "I've got a bit of unfinished business to take care of...more important than taking the title."
kwikkidus: "And what business is that?"
Y Ruler of Time: "But once I've swatted a few more flies - six, to be exact - I'll be back."
Y Ruler of Time: "My vengeance is nearly complete...and after that, I'll be here, to take my prize two years later than I planned to!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Fine then..."
Viewtiful Rekk: "I'll be right here, to stop you once and for all!"
Y Ruler of Time: "HA! Little bitch baka! NOBODY can stop me!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "How much spray do you think it would take to knock out this whole stadium, Sakuraba!?" Jin asks as he runs for the announcer box.
Y Ruler of Time: "It won't take long...a month...a week...HA, FUCK IT!" He holds up a pair of fingers. "TWO DAYS! IN TWO DAYS I'LL FIND AND KILL THE FINAL SIX MEMBERS, AND BE BACK HERE TO BECOME KING!"
Y Ruler of Time: "What do I look like, a chemist?"
Hinoryu8: "... Does he really think a murderer would be allowed to become king?"
Y Ruler of Time: "IN TWO DAYS, NEO DOMINO STADIUM...WILL BURN WITH THE FIRES OF HELL!" He tightens his grip on the mike, setting it on fire before tossing it into the air, and leaping first on top of the booth and then away.
A Big Finale: Polly is, most understandably, in a state of shock. But she recovers quickly enough foolhardedly point up at Kouen and prepare to ... do nothing, since he just vanished.
Y Ruler of Time: (Yugi regularly mind crushes people :I)
Viewtiful Rekk: "As long as I'm King....YOU'LL NEVER TAKE THIS TITLE!"
Hinoryu8: (( People don't know about that, though. ))
Hinoryu8: (( He didn't run around going "I'M GONNA START MURDERING PEOPLE 8DDDD" ))
Viewtiful Rekk: "Dammit." Jin grunts as he forces his way in just as Kouen leaps away.
Y Ruler of Time: "Hamminahamminahamminahamminahammina..."
Viewtiful Rekk: He glances at Tatsuya.
Y Ruler of Time: "...WHY DIDN'T THEY GET THAT GUY IN THE TOURNAMENT!?"
Viewtiful Rekk: He then pulls out a canister and sprays him in the face.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Sakuraba..."
Viewtiful Rekk: "I want an APB put out on all members of that gang he's hunting."
Viewtiful Rekk: "I want them all under protective custody."
Viewtiful Rekk: "And if they even see a spark that's out of place, I want to be notified immediately."
Y Ruler of Time: "You got it, Cap." 'So much for being off-duty...'
Viewtiful Rekk: "...give the Grants a Security Detail as well."
kwikkidus: "...Hey. Grant. Did he really beat you?"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Yes." He grunts.
kwikkidus: "Then your path forward's pretty clear, isn't it?"
Viewtiful Rekk: "I know."
A Big Finale: "I-Icarus! You dueled that guy!?"
Viewtiful Rekk: He nods.
Viewtiful Rekk: He then smirks.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Don't worry, Polly. I wouldn't let either of us be hurt by somebody like that."
A Big Finale: Kick in the knee. "But you could've TOLD ME!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Ow!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "I didn't want you to worry, stupid!"
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Anything else left?))
Hinoryu8: (( Not that I can think of. ))
A Big Finale: "Hmph!"
Hinoryu8: "Yes, finding out this way was far less worrying."
Viewtiful Rekk: Meanwhile, thousands of miles away....a TV showing footage of the King Tournament shuts off.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Neo-Domino City...that place is so godawfully dramatic..." A young woman mutters as she stands up. Ah, but you know...those Riding Duels are as important as life and death to them.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Tch...what an idiotic sheltered city..." She mutters as she puts a jacket on. "Those four...I'll see if they're really all that strong..." She says.
Viewtiful Rekk: "I'll show them how a true Queen of Riding Duels preforms!"
Viewtiful Rekk: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---
kwikkidus: OH SNAP ITS ISABEL
Jean Atlus: And then Future Isabel's future Housewife Joan asked where she was going
Jean Atlus: *killed*
Hinoryu8: Ignoring Jean, I can only think of one response to that end.
Hinoryu8: Dun dun DUN!
kwikkidus: ...Whoo....
Jean Atlus: Joan is obviously part of Tanaka's housewife harem anyway
kwikkidus: Of course.
Apopalyctic has entered the room.
Rakath Chaos: 'Young' woman?
Viewtiful Rekk: She's 25.
Jean Atlus: old
Viewtiful Rekk: It's AU, so I tweaked a bunch of stuff about her.
Jean Atlus: The 5D's RP is AU?
Viewtiful Rekk: Yes.
Rakath Chaos: I thought it was only AU in that 'its not a sequal'.
Viewtiful Rekk: ...I'm more surprised you're pointing out her age than the fact that she was having a civil conversation with Desdemona.
Viewtiful Rekk: It was, then I decided to start monkeying with my characters.
Hinoryu8: I... was kinda wondering the 'young' bit myself.
Hinoryu8: Now it makes sense.
Viewtiful Rekk: I could, for example, say Jin and Riku had a fling at school.
Viewtiful Rekk: I'd have to run, because Nick would chop my head off, but.
Rakath Chaos: It's more when characters are suddenly not in the collective backstories that it kinda unerves.
Viewtiful Rekk: I don't see things changing a whole lot from Isabel being absent.
Rakath Chaos: The whole Munos arc doesn't happen.
Rakath Chaos: Without Isabel a good part of Dawn's backstory is accidentally changed as she was why Ichirou was canned.
Y Ruler of Time: I wouldn't put it past Riku
Hinoryu8: ... Y'know.
Viewtiful Rekk: It's not a stretch that Ichirou would've eventually throttled Zandel anyway.
Hinoryu8: KH suddenly becomes a lot more unsettling when you realize that the 'good' guys are basically genociding a race for no good reason.
Y Ruler of Time: I gotta go
Y Ruler of Time: see you guys later
Viewtiful Rekk: Liar.
Hinoryu8: See ya.
Viewtiful Rekk: See ya.
Jean Atlus: Seeya Nick
Y Ruler of Time has left the room.
A Big Finale: Now that the RPing is over.
A Big Finale: http://lurkmore.com/w/images/6/69/Lets_hit_those_showers.pn g
Rakath Chaos: http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2008/143/940048_200 80523_screen002.jpg - I wanna learn to play as this charracter, just due to her appearance.
Apopalyctic: Shirololi?
Hinoryu8: ..
Hinoryu8: Wow.
Hinoryu8: That face terrifies me.
Jean Atlus: I'm having nightmares now
Jean Atlus: Thanks Finale
Viewtiful Rekk: LET'S HIT THOSE SHOWERS
Jean Atlus: CLOCKWORK MECHNICAL LOLI
Viewtiful Rekk: *rattail*
Jean Atlus: FUCK YES
A Big Finale: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/aa/Razor44.j pg
Hinoryu8: ...
Hinoryu8: No, seriously.
Viewtiful Rekk: It's fake.
Hinoryu8: The more I'm replaying this.
Hinoryu8: The more I start to get this feeling of "Sora is a bad guy here."
Viewtiful Rekk: .....uuugh.
Hinoryu8: It's like FFTA all over again.
Viewtiful Rekk: Two more fucking days until the forums are back.
Hinoryu8: ... seriously?
Rakath Chaos: For slaughtering Heartless?
Viewtiful Rekk: Yeah. We get 'em back Friday.
A Big Finale: I wouldn't really qualify Heartless as a race ...
Hinoryu8: No.
Hinoryu8: The Nobodies.
Hinoryu8: Sora's killing them all for no good reason.
A Big Finale: Oh, the Organization.
Jean Atlus: Cause they're EEEEVIL
A Big Finale: Yeah. Granted, they've used him and generally attack first, but ... eh.
Hinoryu8: When Xemnas is the only one left, he says, in so many words "Okay, this is bad, let's not fight, let's talk this out instead."
Hinoryu8: He starts making some really good points.
Rakath Chaos: They are trying to kill people to further their goals.
Hinoryu8: Sora has no answer except "YOU'RE JUST A NOBODY, YOU DON'T EXIST".
Hinoryu8: And starts waving his magic sword around.
A Big Finale: I don't buy that the Nobodies can't feel emotion.
A Big Finale: It just doesn't make any sense.
Jean Atlus: They seemed to emote pretty well
A Big Finale: Xemnas: >:3
Hinoryu8: Re:CoM makes it seem more like 'they have emotions, they're just really muted, and they always feel empty."
Rakath Chaos: I don't think that they can't feel emotions, just they don't feel them as well. Like a phantom pain.
Hinoryu8: ... god I want Final Mix here.
A Big Finale: My take on it is that they can feel emotions, but they have to really concentrate on them to get anything out of them. Like, "huh, I've been stabbed and am feeling a minor annoyance. I should probably be seriously pissed off."
Rakath Chaos: The Nobodies that show emotion are the ones that are directly linked to the main cast: Namine and Roxas
Hinoryu8: Demyx.
Hinoryu8: Axel.
Hinoryu8: Hell, Xigbar.
Viewtiful Rekk: ...now I'm bored.
Hinoryu8: ...
Hinoryu8: So'm I.
Rakath Chaos: Demyx is faking.
Viewtiful Rekk: Hmmmm.
Hinoryu8: Axel wasn't.
Hinoryu8: Xigbar didn't seem to be.
Hinoryu8: Larxene seemed to be genuinely sadistic, meaning she was capable of enjoying.
Hinoryu8: Marluxia... ... was a fruit, let's just leave him alone.
Hinoryu8: Zexion felt fear.
Hinoryu8: Vexen wa- yeah, let's not bring up Vexen either.
A Big Finale: Lexaeus?
Viewtiful Rekk: Oh wow
Rakath Chaos: See, the issue with no emotion is that emotion is what ties us to a character.
Viewtiful Rekk: My computer has a DVD drive I never noticed
Polk Kitsune: there is a difference between havign emotions, and feeling them >>
Hinoryu8: ... Lexaeus just... didn't really speak.
Jean Atlus: I know what we can do.
Jean Atlus: SUDDENLY A TRAIN
Jean Atlus: And
Jean Atlus: Amado and Ryuuji duel on top of it
Viewtiful Rekk: Sea Train?!
Viewtiful Rekk: PUFFING TOM!
Viewtiful Rekk: GIVE BACK TOM-SAN!
Jean Atlus: *sob*
Hinoryu8: ...
Hinoryu8: ... god, it's like my old fic come back to bite me in the ass.
Rakath Chaos: *sighs and plots ways to rob banks in the area*
Hinoryu8: ... hrm.
Viewtiful Rekk: Y'know
Viewtiful Rekk: It occurs to me
Viewtiful Rekk: Maybe Isabel should still have been at Duel Academy.
Viewtiful Rekk: Kay, gonna watch Batman Begins.
Hinoryu8: Have fun.
Hinoryu8: ... Hrm.
Hinoryu8: I am bored as hell.
Apopalyctic: I am taking this opportunity to work on cards. >_>
Hinoryu8: ... I should be doing the same. However, I am lazy.
Apopalyctic: Makes me glad I have a writing journal for such an occasion.
Hinoryu8: ... I feel like doing an IC duel, but I have no idea with who or why.
Jean Atlus: Joan: Hey, guy who looks like Kazuki! Uria Orange is way better than Ryoumaru and Red Daemon's could punch Stardust's giant nose in.
Hinoryu8: ...
Jean Atlus: ...
Jean Atlus: It was my first idea
kwikkidus: ....Uria Oranges should not be picking fights.
Hinoryu8: ... God, do I ever use a non-Akihara character anymore?
Jean Atlus: ..you have other characters?
Hinoryu8: ...
Hinoryu8: *snaps both of Jean's wrists.*
Apopalyctic: Reiko.
Jean Atlus: OH GOD WHY
Jean Atlus: THE PAIN
A Big Finale: I desire an Albireo duel.
Hinoryu8: ...
Rakath Chaos: Obviously we need to get Shu in here.
Hinoryu8: That would require me to actually code his cards in, though.
Rakath Chaos: So she can duel the Girlfriends over the right to cute mages.
A Big Finale: Doesn't he only have the one?
Hinoryu8: Well.
A Big Finale has left the room.
Hinoryu8: Yes.
Jean Atlus: ...
Hinoryu8: But DON'T LEAVE WHEN I'M ANSWERING YOUR QUESTIONS, ASSHOLE.
Jean Atlus: lawlz
A Big Finale has entered the room.
kwikkidus: ...I dunno.
kwikkidus: Who needs screentime.
kwikkidus: Ed?
A Big Finale: Ed vs. Albireo. Do it.
Hinoryu8: ... Miru needs to exist again.
kwikkidus: ...Miru vs someone?
A Big Finale: Also, my new kitteh apparently thinks it's a good idea to walk on the keyboard.
Hinoryu8: ... Give me half an hour to code in and build his deck, and we can do an Albireo duel, but... You won't like it.
Jean Atlus: Miru vs guy with Destiny Hero THE MOON
Hinoryu8: ...
Jean Atlus: ..Miru is the one with The Earth right
Hinoryu8: *snaps Jean's neck.*
Hinoryu8: Yes.
Jean Atlus: *OHGOD*
A Big Finale: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaedddddddddddddd dddd
A Big Finale: She says 'hi'.
Hinoryu8: Okay so.
Hinoryu8: Who has a character they need to use more?
A Big Finale: Hannelore needs more doing stuff.
Apopalyctic: Trin. :looks at Ed:
kwikkidus: Ed very yes.
Hinoryu8: You two duke it out, winner names one of my characters, and they'll duel.
Apopalyctic: Heh.
A Big Finale: [punches Hino]
A Big Finale: Oh wait.
A Big Finale: [punches Trin]
Apopalyctic: Although he did just get finished with Dante v. Ikky.
Jean Atlus: three way duel
Hinoryu8: ...
Hinoryu8: jean
Jean Atlus: Miru vs Ed vs Hannelore
Hinoryu8: please
Hinoryu8: never, ever call him that.
Hinoryu8: far too close to 'ikki'. and we do not need dueling and air gear to mix. ever.
Jean Atlus: DUELING ON ATS
kwikkidus: ...meow.
Rakath Chaos: My mind went to Medabots
Jean Atlus: THAT IS FUCKING BRILLIANT
Hinoryu8: *snaps Jeanette's neck.*
Jean Atlus: *ow*
Hinoryu8: Anyway.
Apopalyctic: I was thinking more like AH! Real Monsters.
Hinoryu8: ...
Hinoryu8: ... ow.
Hinoryu8: nostalgia.
Apopalyctic: Nostalgia, right in the face.
Hinoryu8: Trin, Finale, you two hurry up and decide who's dueling and who I should use or I'll murder Polk.
kwikkidus: ...
Jean Atlus: ...poor Polk
A Big Finale: [procrastinates]
kwikkidus: you can have it, I guess, if you really want it.
kwikkidus: Mnot sure a duel is going to develop Ed much at all.
A Big Finale: Why not Ed, Miru, and Hannelore vs. Albireo?
Hinoryu8: ...
kwikkidus: ...
kwikkidus: Because Albireo runs a deck dependant on a spell card
Hinoryu8: Because the forums are down, and without them, I can't get the exact text for Forbidden Library to code into YVD.
kwikkidus: And Ed has Mobius.
Hinoryu8: Also, because I am not dueling myself, fucker.
kwikkidus: ...we could always do something non-seqqy but the question is 'what.'
Hinoryu8: ...
Jean Atlus: Tanaka gets male teen pregnant
Hinoryu8: Obviously.
kwikkidus: ..no
A Big Finale: Two characters from the two RPs go on a date, hilarity ensues.
Hinoryu8: We need to get a random group together.
Rakath Chaos: Nonono, Tanaka gets pregnant.
Hinoryu8: And then shit happens so people have to have a strip duel. :|
kwikkidus: ...no.
Jean Atlus: ..
Jean Atlus: I approve, Hino.
kwikkidus: Strip duel?
kwikkidus: ...
kwikkidus: Somehow, Ed must be involved. *eyeping*
Hinoryu8: Alternate answer: We poke out Jeanette's eyes.
Apopalyctic: Darn. My only character up for that has her cards in limbo.
Jean Atlus: Ed is going to strip?
Jean Atlus: ....
Jean Atlus: *covers her eyes*
Hinoryu8: 'S'cool, Jean.
Hinoryu8: It's a nonseq.
kwikkidus: Ed is a shotacon.
kwikkidus: HE'S WHAT DRAWS THE GIRLS IN!
Hinoryu8: Use unapproved cards, it's fine with me.
Apopalyctic: I wanted to improve them first.
Apopalyctic: Also, I'd have to code them in and build a deck.
Hinoryu8: ...
Hinoryu8: You can't just use a generic fire deck?
Apopalyctic: I'd have to BUILD ONE.
Hinoryu8: "I left my real deck in the spirit world. :|"
Apopalyctic: And code in whatever was missing since YVD is behind.
Hinoryu8: ...
Hinoryu8: ..........
Hinoryu8: *looks at his fifty-odd decks.*
Hinoryu8: so, uh. I guess not everyone just builds random decks when bored?
Apopalyctic: Yeah, don't have that. Also, BRB
Hinoryu8: Clearly, the only answer is to noncon Ren into it.
kwikkidus: ...
A Big Finale: No, bad kitty, do not eat mouse cord!
kwikkidus: Ren in a strip duel is hot for some reason.
kwikkidus: "There is, of course, one question on everyone's minds..."
Hinoryu8: ...
kwikkidus: Eyeping. "Two, actually."
Hinoryu8: "Shut up and let us watch, Flunky."
kwikkidus: "Question one! How much is left on before they lose!"
kwikkidus: "Question two! Are the holograms going to blow them off or do they have to physically remove the clothes. Each applies to a different fetish, of course..."
Hinoryu8: Or, of course, the obvious alternate answer.
Hinoryu8: Someone finds a Shadow Charm that enforces the Strip Duel like it's a Dark Game.
kwikkidus: ...
kwikkidus: "For the millionth time, I am not interested in a duel with you."
Hinoryu8: ... am I seriously debating how to make this work? God, I am bored.
kwikkidus: ...
kwikkidus: It involves femals having their clothes involuntarily removed from them.
kwikkidus: Of course we're debating how to make it work.
Hinoryu8: ......
kwikkidus: Blatant fanservice is up there with Children's Card Games for best thing ever.
Hinoryu8: ... Ten bucks says if this nonseq ever has a sequel, Amado's going to be one of the people forced into the strip duel.
Polk Kitsune: Of course.
Hinoryu8: So.
Hinoryu8: Who's participating in this strip duel. :|
kwikkidus: ...
Apopalyctic: Probably not me?
Hinoryu8: Or rather, who is willing to toss characters into it.
kwikkidus: I'll go get Kanan's deck.
A Big Finale: Oh, heck, it's creepy, I'll probably screw up really bad, but sure. Hannelore is in.
Hinoryu8: Spectators, of course, will be necessary.
Apopalyctic: Now that I can do.
kwikkidus: I know someone who's going to waatch~
Hinoryu8: ... note to self: Yubel.dek is not Miru.dek, and never make that mistake again.
Jean Atlus: Joan is there for the naked ladies
A Big Finale: ... Yubel in a Strip Duel.
kwikkidus: "Yay! She has tits! Wait... she has... what?"
Hinoryu8: ...
kwikkidus: "AWESOME!"
Hinoryu8: And we're done there.
Apopalyctic: "Hey, it sounded like my kinda thing. Anybody has problems taking it off, I can handle it."
Hinoryu8: ... ergh.
Hinoryu8: The problem with Miru in AIM conversations is getting the text to a color that AIM doesn't fuck with.
kwikkidus: ...Blind girl + Strip Duel = Eon grope?
Apopalyctic: Yeah, I can't quite get a 'tomato color."
Apopalyctic: How does he get away with it?
Jean Atlus: AIM has custom colors?
Apopalyctic: She can feel, Trin.
kwikkidus: ...But she doesn't know who?
Jean Atlus: He can be fast
Hinoryu8: ...
Apopalyctic: And everyone ELSE CAN SEE HIM.
Hinoryu8: The Earth would kill him.
kwikkidus: ...
kwikkidus: ZA WARUDO!
Hinoryu8: ... Text a bit too light still.
kwikkidus: Eon: AGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGH
Apopalyctic: Quite.
kwikkidus: The Earth: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Hinoryu8: When testing it in a window with myself, it has a darker background, so it's not as bad, you see.
Apopalyctic: Ah.
Apopalyctic: It's... still a bit light-ish.
Apopalyctic: What version of AIM lets you custom color?
Jean Atlus: The one I've got
Hinoryu8: Well, it's supposed to be light-ish.
Jean Atlus: uh
Hinoryu8: Just not painfully so.
Jean Atlus: it's the recent one
Jean Atlus: I think
Apopalyctic: This one's more okay than the previous.
kwikkidus: C'mon C'mon! LEt's duel duel duel! I need to get the details into my mind!
Apopalyctic: I might need to look into that, then.
A Big Finale: It's TIME to D-D-D-D, DDDDDDO THE HUSTLE
Hinoryu8: Is this okay, or does it need more darknening, people?
kwikkidus: ..it looks okay to me.
Apopalyctic: It's passable.
A Big Finale: It looks exactly the same to me - blinding.
Viewtiful Rekk: Kay.
Jean Atlus: ow fuck my eyes
Viewtiful Rekk: Paused movie to say the following.
Hinoryu8: ...
Jean Atlus: of course I can't read my own font anyway, so
Jean Atlus: *thumbs upp*
Hinoryu8: Hi Jeff.
Viewtiful Rekk: Alfred is awesome, and as well as I'm intentionally making parelells between 5D's Isabel and Bruce Wayne.
Viewtiful Rekk: WHO WANTS TO MAKE A BUTLER CHARACTER. :|
Hinoryu8: This is the darkest I'm going with the text.
Apopalyctic: >_>
Hinoryu8: JEFF.
Viewtiful Rekk: *as long as
Hinoryu8: STRIP DUELS.
Apopalyctic: I'm more of a Mercy fangirl, myself, so.
Hinoryu8: YOU ARE GOING TO BE MISSING THEM.
Viewtiful Rekk: Fuck strip duels.
Viewtiful Rekk: I have Batman Begins.
Hinoryu8: ...
Hinoryu8: Bastard.
Viewtiful Rekk: Who's Mercy?
A Big Finale: Mercy Graves.
Apopalyctic: Lex Luthor's more kickass Alfred.
Rakath Chaos: ...maybe...
Viewtiful Rekk: Aaah.
Viewtiful Rekk: Well.
Viewtiful Rekk: Butler/Maid/Whatever for 5D's Isabel.
Apopalyctic: I'm almost surprised Infernal Wing isn't her butler-type.
Viewtiful Rekk: Whoever wants it, the role's open.
Viewtiful Rekk: Celeste doesn't exist in 5D's.
Viewtiful Rekk: ...well, she exists, just.
Viewtiful Rekk: She's not a part of the RP. :|
Hinoryu8: ...
Hinoryu8: If no one else wants to, I will, but expect Hayate jokes every so often.
kwikkidus: You know who would be an awesome old-man-butler?
kwikkidus: Kunai.
Apopalyctic: No.
Hinoryu8: Anywho, until we actually start this thing, I'm gonna switch back to a better color.
Apopalyctic: Who do we have?
kwikkidus: Kanan, Miru, Joan...
A Big Finale: Hannelore.
kwikkidus: Hannelore.
kwikkidus: Lily.
Viewtiful Rekk: anywho
Viewtiful Rekk: Back to the movie
Apopalyctic: No.
kwikkidus: ...but...
Apopalyctic: :glare:
kwikkidus: ...;-;
Viewtiful Rekk: "No."
kwikkidus: :Puppy dog eyes.:
A Big Finale: Current Lily spectates, previous Lily duels.
Apopalyctic: "I can sense Flunky will be there. No."
Viewtiful Rekk: *Jin breaks through the 4th wall and stabs Trinam in the face.*
kwikkidus: ...
kwikkidus: OlderLily. :D
Apopalyctic: Also no.
kwikkidus: Aww.
Apopalyctic: I DON'T HAVE HER DECK ANY MORE.
Viewtiful Rekk: Okay, now I'm going back to the movie for real
kwikkidus: ....And Rose has no deck...
kwikkidus: Damnit, no hawtt Sakuma Action.
Hinoryu8: Reiko. :|b
Apopalyctic: I just don't want to duel. :/
Hinoryu8: *horribly murdered*
kwikkidus: ...No Reiko.
Hinoryu8: I just wanted to see reactions to it, admittedly. >.> Anywho.
Apopalyctic: That's like four girls isn't it? That's plenty.
kwikkidus: ..wish I could use Kirli.
kwikkidus: Damaa had tentacles. <3
Hinoryu8: Question is, who's actually doing the dueling.
Jean Atlus: I would, but I'm already dueling right now.
kwikkidus: Kanan is.
A Big Finale: Hannelore.
Hinoryu8: ... so Triangle Duel, then?
kwikkidus: INDEED
Jean Atlus: And Joan can watch.
Jean Atlus: Or, I could MAGICALLY open two YVDs at once.
Jean Atlus: and.
Jean Atlus: Uria Orange vs two random other girls
Hinoryu8: ...
kwikkidus: "...I found this weird necklace. See?" Kanan holds it up. It has one of those trademark eyes on it. "I think it's one-a them magic necklaces."
Jean Atlus: ((..'course, looks like I'm about to lose this duel in a second anyway))
Hinoryu8: Miru politely refrains from pointing out the inherant fallacy in asking her if she sees something. "Magic?"
kwikkidus: "You know! Like that Ed kid's staff, or whatever it is Flunky-san's hiding under his eye, or like that stuff Jin-kun and Lily-chan do... Maaa-gic."
Jean Atlus: "Magic? You mean you can pull a rabbit out of it?" Joan is there. why? i dunno
Hinoryu8: "No, I actually don't know."
A Big Finale: "I'm still not sure I believe in magic." Yes, this from the spectator in the Black Rose Dragon duel.
Apopalyctic: Maaa-gic, huh? Smirk. Now that's interesting. "Well, you know the only way know is to try it out."
kwikkidus: "No! No! This is some kinda' really GOOD magic thing! It's... it's probably able to take over the world! Or blow someone up! Or something awesome!"
kwikkidus: "...And we're going to try it out!"
Hinoryu8: "How?"
kwikkidus: "How do we do anything in this duel?!"
kwikkidus: school*
Apopalyctic: "Y'duel for it, DUH!" Hearty smack on Miru's back.
Hinoryu8: "... Why would a magic necklace be activated by a card game invented thousands of years after it was made?"
kwikkidus: "Do you have any better ideas?"
Jean Atlus: "The same reason a chain smoking dragon gave me three copies of a card of him, probably."
A Big Finale: "I don't."
Hinoryu8: "Well, no."
kwikkidus: "Then it's settled! We'll all have a big duel right now, and I'll make this necklace thingy do whatever!"
Apopalyctic: "So there's nothin' but t'do it to it, ladies." Sits against a tree. "Don't worry, I'll ref."
Jean Atlus: "..but there are..four of us?"
kwikkidus: "FOUR WAY DUEL! I challenge all of you!"
Hinoryu8: "..." Sigh. "I suppose."
Jean Atlus: "I accept!"
A Big Finale: "I'll totally win for real THIS time!"
kwikkidus: "Not if I have anything to say about it!"
Apopalyctic: "Awesome." There's a grin from ear to ear-- if you didn't know any better (and they don't), you could swear she knew what it did already.
Hinoryu8: "So will we have a tag duel, or a free-for-all?"
kwikkidus: "There's only one way to do it... a free for all, yeah!"
kwikkidus: "Four go in, only one comes out! Something like that!
Hinoryu8: Comes out of what...? "Then let's begin."
kwikkidus: "Right!" Kanan activates her duel disk. "LEt's see... it always goes something like... Dark magics take form, I open this shadow game here and now and bind its participants to the pact you hold! Release!"
Hinoryu8: "... What?"
Apopalyctic: Hina grins. That's so cute, she thinks you need an incantation.
kwikkidus: "...I'm releasing the magic, silly. You have to say stuff like that to get it to work."
Jean Atlus: "..That sounds awesome!"
kwikkidus: "Like Jin and his speech before he does the cool thing with the wing and the sword."
Apopalyctic: Snigger. "Yeah, don't you know anything?"
kwikkidus: "I'm ready if you guys are!"
Hinoryu8: "... Apparently, I don't."
Hinoryu8: Miru stepped back a ways to give the other four room.
A Big Finale: "Let's do it!"
Jean Atlus: Joan loads her deck into her disk and activates it
Jean Atlus: "Yeah!"
OnlineHost: kwikkidus rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 5
OnlineHost: Jean Atlus rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 4
OnlineHost: Hinoryu8 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 6
OnlineHost: A Big Finale rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 1
A Big Finale: Hannelore's Duel Disk switches on - she ALWAYS has the deck loaded.
kwikkidus: "Okay, Miru, you can go firsst, then Joan, then me, and then Hannelore! GO GO SHADOW GAME START!"
Hinoryu8: Miru loads up her deck in the disk. "All right." She drew.
Jean Atlus: ((I'm guessing no attacking until everyone's had a turn?))
Hinoryu8: "I set a reverse card, then summon Elemental Hero The Heat in attack position." (1600 -> 1800 ATK)
kwikkidus: ((Sounds good.))
Hinoryu8: "Turn end."
Jean Atlus: "You use E-heroes too?"
Hinoryu8: "Yes."
Hinoryu8: (( So I'll get first attack? ))
kwikkidus: ((SO IT SEEMS))
Jean Atlus: "Wow! I haven't met anyone else here who still uses them!"
Jean Atlus: "Draw!"
Jean Atlus: "I activate E-emergency call, and add Elemental Hero Tunerman to my deck!"
Apopalyctic: (( Actually, I think we do it so last person attacks, but if you're all cool with it, that's cool, too. ))
kwikkidus: ((One round must pass with all chothes intact!))
A Big Finale: ... sudden realization goes here. "Tunerman? As in ... Tuner MONSTER?"
Jean Atlus: "Yeah!"
Hinoryu8: "... 'Tunerman'?"
Hinoryu8: E-Heroes I've never heard of...
Jean Atlus: "..how come nobody's ever heard of Synchro E-heroes?"
Hinoryu8: "Because the E-Hero set was designed for fusions?"
Jean Atlus: "I'll set a reverse and summon Tunerman!" Tunerman pops up, who is basically Airman but minus the wing things. "Next I activate Hero's Bond to summon Elemental Hero Featherman and Elemental Hero Lady of Fire!"
Jean Atlus: "Next I'll end my turn!" ((..who gets Lady of Fire's effect?))
kwikkidus: ((What's her effect?))
Jean Atlus: ((200 to your opponent for each E-hero on the field.))
kwikkidus: ((You pick, rly.))
Jean Atlus: "And Lady of Fire will use her effect on.."
Jean Atlus: Lady of Fire chucks a fireball on..whoever Trin's character is again.
Jean Atlus: [600 damage]
Hinoryu8: (( 800. ))
kwikkidus: Kanan is struck by the fireball. (7400) "Ah ah ah hot hot ho--" When it dies down, she otices that a portion of her jacket is gone. "...Ahh! I liked this jacket!"
kwikkidus: (7200)
Hinoryu8: (( Isn't it? ))
Hinoryu8: (( Since I have an E-Hero too. ))
Jean Atlus: ((..yeah, 800.))
Jean Atlus: "..wow, Solid Vision sure is getting more realistic."
Hinoryu8: (( ... no, wait. ))
Hinoryu8: (( It's only 600. ))
kwikkidus: (7400)
Jean Atlus: ((It says every E-hero on the field.))
Hinoryu8: (( Just checked the text, it's controlled. ))
Apopalyctic: "Baaaaka."
Jean Atlus: ((Oh. kay.))
Hinoryu8: (( http://images.wikia.com/yugioh/images/a/a6/ElementalHeroLady HeatPP02-EN-SR-UE.jpg -))
Jean Atlus: ((English lady of fire do want ;w;-))
Hinoryu8: "... What, what is it?"
kwikkidus: "...That attack burned part of my clothes off..."
A Big Finale: "Her jacket ... is ... what in the ... ?"
Jean Atlus: "Anyway, it's your turn..Kanan-san, right?"
kwikkidus: "A-anyways! Draw!"
kwikkidus: "I activate Lightning Vortex, discarding Mystic Wok to destroy every monster on your field, Joan!
kwikkidus: "Then, the magic card Terraforming! I can add any field spell in my deck to my hand..."
Jean Atlus: "Waah!" Joan watches her E-heroes get lightning to death
kwikkidus: "I select (and activate) Mausoleum of the Emperor!" She raises a hand, as all four players are now standing on a field over a great many stone statues.
kwikkidus: "We can each pay 1000 life points for each tribute required to summon a monster now, and summon or set it instead... so..." Two stone tablets rise up, which coalesce into a defender.
kwikkidus: (5400) At which point, Kanan's jacket (Aside from what appears to be a swimsuit portion of it) and her shoes in their entirety dissipate. "...What?"
Jean Atlus: "..."
Apopalyctic: "Oh, good, maybe now you'll figure it out!" Hina claps.
Jean Atlus: "Wow, I could have sworn you were wearing shoes and a jacket."
A Big Finale: "... your clothes are disappearing with your Life Points!" Hey, she's not stupid.
kwikkidus: "...Ohhh, I get it!"
Jean Atlus: "I guess I should get glasses..wait, what?"
Hinoryu8: "... What?"
kwikkidus: "Well, this is perfect! I'll just have to not lose any more life points! Turn end!"
Jean Atlus: Joan suddenly wants to either start doing a lot more damage or completely go on the defensive
A Big Finale: Hannelore grimaces. She's goofy, yes, but she doesn't want to wander around in her underwear. "Draw!"
Apopalyctic: Hina just wonders where that goofy kid with the white hair was. He was missing the good stuff.
A Big Finale: "... by its effect, to my grave! Subspace Army - Deployment R.O.B.!"
A Big Finale: The little pair of robots appear, and then explode violently.
kwikkidus: "...Did that girl's clothes just evaporate?" Oh, speak of the devil.
Jean Atlus: ((Poor Hannelore can't make people naked with subspace bomb.))
Apopalyctic: "Heey, I was just thinking about you."
Jean Atlus: ((...lunless, the bomb sends clothes to Subspace.))
kwikkidus: "It's an honor, I'm sure... What's going on here?"
kwikkidus: ((Just monster card zones.))
Apopalyctic: "Shadow Game. Pull up a patch of grass and enjoy the show."
A Big Finale: "Now, by that effect, I'll grab Subspace Bomb, and activate it!" The sphere appears, splitting apart and displaying its timer.
kwikkidus: "...Sounds good." He sits down and grins. "Good day to be alive, it seems."
A Big Finale: "Activate Shadow Bugs!" The card flips up, but nothing happens.
kwikkidus: "...What's that thing?"
Jean Atlus: "Wow..thats what it looks like up close!"
A Big Finale: "Monster Reborn, Deployment R.O.B. in defense, Subspace Army - Metal Primid to the field!" She laughs giddily, caught up in the excitement. "I'm on a roll here!"
A Big Finale: Deployment (1800 DEF), Metal Primid (2000 ATK)
A Big Finale: Dramatic, almost Tanaka-esque point at ... Joan. "Metal Primid!" It charges at Joan ... only to trip and fall into her instead.
Hinoryu8: (( Thought you couldn't attack yet? ))
kwikkidus: "...You can't attack yet...?"
A Big Finale: Oh, that's right.
A Big Finale: ((Guh. Double sorry. ))
Jean Atlus: ((Obviously why it tripped and fell on her instead of doing actual damage.))
A Big Finale: "... oh. Um. Nevermind!" She slides a facedown into her backrow. "Turn end!"
Jean Atlus: Joan wonders why she got attacked first. ;;
A Big Finale: Subspace Army counts down to 3, and a glowing purple-black dot appears in front of Shadow Bugs.
A Big Finale: *Subspace Bomb*
Jean Atlus: ((Bee are bee for a sec. feel free to continue. /o/))
kwikkidus: ((...hay Hino ur move.))
Hinoryu8: (( ... ah. ))
Hinoryu8: ((Apologies. ))
Hinoryu8: (( Something has come up, I may be a bit slow. ))
Hinoryu8: "Draw."
Hinoryu8: "I equip Elemental Hero The Heat with Assault Armor." The red hero began to glow. (1800 -> 2100 ATK)
Jean Atlus: ((and back.))
Hinoryu8: "Next, I summon Elemental Hero Wildman." (1500 ATK)
Hinoryu8: (( ... ack shit I did that wrong. ))
Hinoryu8: (( I forgot The Heat isn't a Warrior-type. =.= Apologies, undo. ))
Hinoryu8: The Heat hits 2000 ATK from Wildman's presence. "... Both of my monsters attack the one without monsters." She points at Joan.
Jean Atlus: Joan eeks.
Hinoryu8: (( 3500 total. ))
Jean Atlus: Her hand goes to hit a button on her disk but..she doesn't have the hard to activate that on E-heroes.
kwikkidus: ((Also she's an exhibitionist.))
Jean Atlus: [4500 LP] Joan is down to her white shirt under the jacket blazer thing and is barefoot.
Apopalyctic: "Broughcher camera, right?"
A Big Finale: For a minute there, Hannelore thought she'd be blushing and looking away.
kwikkidus: "Only always..." he comments, holding it up. "This is a good day."
Hinoryu8: "Turn end."
Jean Atlus: "..Draw!"
Jean Atlus: "...turn end!'
kwikkidus: "Draw!"
A Big Finale: Wince. That was a bad sign.
kwikkidus: "Magic card! Foolish Burial!"
kwikkidus: "With this card, I can send any monster from my deck right to the graveyard!"
kwikkidus: "I choose Majestic Mech - Goryu!"
Jean Atlus: "..so thats what that does. I always thought that was the one that revived stuff."
Apopalyctic: "So, uh... person. Who's who?"
kwikkidus: "Kanan is in the red hair,Miru's the one who can't see, Joan is, as expected, half-naked, and Hannellore is the remainder.
kwikkidus: "Flip summon! The Creator!" The monster towers over the field.
Jean Atlus: ..Expected?
Jean Atlus: "..whoah!"
A Big Finale: "I'm just 'the remainDOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!?'"
kwikkidus: "By discarding Flame Ruler from my hand, I can revive Majestic Mech - Goryu from my graveyard!"
kwikkidus: "It was worth losing my shirt over!"
kwikkidus: "Goryu! Destroy Wildman!"
Jean Atlus: Joan is glad she wasn't going to be knocked off right away
Hinoryu8: (6700) Miru's shirt is half-destroyed by the blast. "Trap card, open! Hero Signal!" The batsignal shines on... nothing in particular.
Hinoryu8: "I special summon Elemental Hero Airman, and use its effect to destroy Subspace Bomb!"
kwikkidus: "Creator! Destroy Elemental Hero The Heat!"
Polk Kitsune has left the room.
A Big Finale: "Gah!" The Bomb blows, but not in the preferred manner.
Hinoryu8: Airman appears, and launches a hurricane at the bomb. (1800 ATK)
Apopalyctic: "Cool. I like 'em already." Pause. "What was your name again?"
Hinoryu8: (6400) Miru's shirt continues to dissolve from the blasts.
kwikkidus: "Hehehe..." Kanan's eye pings. "I was wanting to work on accurate anatomy of the girls of this school anyways... This is the perfect way to find out all about how you all look!"
kwikkidus: "Name's Eon. You?"
A Big Finale: "... whaaaaaaaaaat!? You pervert!"
kwikkidus: "Turn end!"
A Big Finale: She'd throw her Duel Disk at Kanan, but ... "Draw!"
kwikkidus: "It's not perverted! It's ART!"
Apopalyctic: "Sounds like PERVY ART t'me!" Hina calls out with a smirk. "Hina."
kwikkidus: "You've got style, Hina."
kwikkidus: "It's not pervy!"
A Big Finale: "Activate! The World of Trophies!" Hey, look, there's a trophy of people's favorite monsters all around again.
kwikkidus: The Mausoleum field is destroyed as a result of this!
A Big Finale: Except no, it's not, because World of Trophies is continous.
Hinoryu8 has left the room.
kwikkidus: NEVERMIND THEN
Jean Atlus: ((Jeeze Hino))
A Big Finale: (( >:I ))
Jean Atlus: (Obviously, Miru's clothes suddenly exploded, thus disqualifing her.))
Jean Atlus: ((..did Hino like, sign off?))
kwikkidus: ((Give him a moment to restart aim.)_)
Jean Atlus: (( ..is his computer really this slow?))
Apopalyctic: (( Yes. ))
kwikkidus: ((Kinda.))
Apopalyctic: (( And with that posted on my ELLJAY, I am going to have a bath. ))
Apopalyctic: (( BBS ))
Jean Atlus: ((*plays with a rubber ducky, a ball of yawn and a pair of scissors*))
Viewtiful Rekk: "...th' hell's goin' on here?"
kwikkidus: "Shadow duel. Losing clothes. Miru's thinking. What?"
Viewtiful Rekk: "..."
Viewtiful Rekk: "Wow."
kwikkidus: "...what?"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Most girls in your situation would just put on a nighty and smack each other with pillows."
Viewtiful Rekk: "Guess you guys can't do anything simply."
Jean Atlus: "..I'm only the least clothed right now because uh..I-I let her attack directly?"
Viewtiful Rekk: Snort. "Because you thought she'd return the favor?"
kwikkidus: "...Right... mybe?"
Jean Atlus: "..I wanted to see what would happen?" I actually just couldn't activate a trap on Elemental Heroes..
Hinoryu8 has entered the room.
Hinoryu8: (( ... hello, test, one-two-three, etc. ))
Jean Atlus: ((THERE YOU ARE.))
kwikkidus: ((YAY!))
Hinoryu8: (( I suppose. ))
A Big Finale: (( Hooraaaaaaaaayyy ))
Hinoryu8: (( kwikkidus (10:46:39 PM): The Mausoleum field is destroyed as a result of this!Last I saw. ))
Hinoryu8: (( ...... )0
Hinoryu8: (( I've been trying to reconnect for half an hour. ))
Hinoryu8: (( no wonder I'm so aggravated. x_X ))
A Big Finale: (( It's not destroyed, WoTs is a continuous, not a Field
Jean Atlus: ((..*pats Hino*
A Big Finale: (( Also, field check. ))
Jean Atlus: ((I've got one reverse and a two card hand))
kwikkidus: ((Creator, Goryu, Mausoleum, one card in hand.))
Hinoryu8: (( Deepest apologies for the vanishing. Field is Airman in attack mode, four cards in hand. ))
A Big Finale: (( Airman's ATK? ))
Hinoryu8: (( 1800 ))
A Big Finale: "This time it'll work! Metal Primid!" Point-point-point at Elemental Hero Airman.
Hinoryu8: (6200, if Hino recalls correctly. If not, someone correct him.)
kwikkidus: (1400, then 300...)
kwikkidus: (Then 200 more?)
kwikkidus: (So 6100 methinks.))
Hinoryu8: (( Wasn't I at 6400? ))
kwikkidus: "Hey Isa-chan! After this, I'll duel you if you want!"
kwikkidus: ((Goryu destroyed Wildheart... and you took 1400 from that...))
kwikkidus: ((Then Creator blew up your 2000-point THE HEAT))
Hinoryu8: (( Aye. ))
kwikkidus: ((So you'd be at 6300?))
Hinoryu8: (( ... So I fail math. ))
kwikkidus: ((Goryu's 2900 and Creator's 2300.))
Hinoryu8: (6100) Miru's shirt is mostly gone, and her shoes are starting to dissolve as well.
Viewtiful Rekk: "I don't really care to see you naked, Miyamoto."
A Big Finale: The World of Trophies (1 counter), Metal Primid (1900 ATK).
A Big Finale: Now it's time for Hannelore to blush and look away.
Hinoryu8: (( ... I thought Primid had 2000? ))
Jean Atlus: ((it goes down by 1000.))
Jean Atlus: ((er, 100.))
Viewtiful Rekk: "You want my opinion, all four of your are a bit plain for my tastes."
Hinoryu8: (( Ah. ))
Jean Atlus: "..I'm plain?"
kwikkidus: "Don't say that, Isa-chan... they all try very hard."
Hinoryu8: (( ... tempted to try signing back into AIM for real, as I really hate Meebo. ))
A Big Finale: "I don't care what you think, you're crazy and mean."
Hinoryu8: "I don't." She says in response to Eon.
Jean Atlus: Joan looks down. well, hey..she's only sixteen, it's not her fault she doesn't really have any curves yet
Hinoryu8: (( My turn now? ))
A Big Finale: "... oh right! Turn end!"
Hinoryu8: "Draw."
A Big Finale: Shadow Bugs (2 counters).
Hinoryu8: 'I'm in trouble...' On a related note, Hino wishes Meebo would italicize things. Miru sets a monster and ends.
Jean Atlus: "Draw!" I won't be the..first one naked, at least!
Jean Atlus: ..urk. "..turn end."
kwikkidus: "Draw!"
kwikkidus: "One card facedown!"
kwikkidus: "Then, I turn The Creator to defense mode!"
kwikkidus: "Goryu! Attack Joan directly!"
Jean Atlus: "MIrror force!'
Jean Atlus: mirrors blow Goryu the fuck up"
kwikkidus: Goryu is destroyed!
Hinoryu8: (( ... gonna try switching back to real AIM. ))
Hinoryu8: (( Bee are bee. ))
Hinoryu8 has left the room.
A Big Finale: (( No no, stay logged in on both plllll - DAMN YOU HINO ))
Hinoryu8 has entered the room.
Hinoryu8: (( SUCCESS ))
A Big Finale: (( Victoly. ))
Jean Atlus: ((yay))
Hinoryu8: (( About fucking time, too ))
kwikkidus: "Turn end..."
A Big Finale: Well, I guess that helps me a lot. "Draw!"
Jean Atlus: ..I guess I will be the first to lose.
Jean Atlus: Sad Joan is sad
A Big Finale: "... turn end."
A Big Finale: Shadow Bugs (3 counters).
Jean Atlus: Joan blinks. "Why didn't you attack?"
Hinoryu8: "Draw."
A Big Finale: "No reason." >________>
Hinoryu8: (( Field checks? ))
kwikkidus: ((Creator in defense and a facedown and Mausoleum.0)
Jean Atlus: "..if you say so."
Jean Atlus: ((nothing.))
Jean Atlus: I guess Hannelore-san must feel sorry for me..
Viewtiful Rekk: ((BEST MOVIE EVER))
A Big Finale: (( def. Deployment R.O.B. off. Metal Primid at 1900 ATK, The World of Trophies at 1 counter, Shadow Bugs at 3, a facedown. ))
Hinoryu8: (( Oh, and life checks, too. ))
Apopalyctic: Hina grins and elbows Eon just slightly. Thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Jean Atlus: ((4500.))
A Big Finale: (( 8000. That's right, Hannelore is currently the leading player. WTF, am I crazy nonsense world? ))
kwikkidus: ((5400))
A Big Finale: (( *am I in* ))
kwikkidus: "Hannelore's got a thing for naked girls... and she's trying to hide it?"
A Big Finale: "... what!?"
Jean Atlus: ..wow, I thought I was the only one here who liked that.
Apopalyctic: Nod, nod.
Hinoryu8: "I summon Elemental Hero Sparkman." (1600 ATK)
kwikkidus: "I guess all of that dorm is flaming, huh?"
A Big Finale: "!!!" Consider them both - no, them ALL - in for a good Duel Disk beating.
Jean Atlus: Joan eeks.
Apopalyctic: "As long as they've got a feiry spirit..." thumbs... UP!
Hinoryu8: (( ... second, checking a ruling. ))
Hinoryu8: (( Right, it's valid. ))
Apopalyctic: "She's definitely got it. We might have to click and run when this is over." Wink at Hannelore.
Hinoryu8: "While I only control one Warrior-type monster, I may equip it with Assault Armor." Sparkman glows orange. (1900 ATK)
Viewtiful Rekk: "You must think you're really clever."
Hinoryu8: Miru points at Joan again. "Direct attack."
Hinoryu8: (( Who's Isabel talking to? ))
A Big Finale: Hey, even though she doesn't use it, Hannelore still has a thick, heavy deckcase. And it's flying right for Hina's forehead.
Apopalyctic: THWACK! "Ack!"
Jean Atlus: Joan is presumeably attacked to nudity
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Hina.))
Hinoryu8: (( ... To nudity? You've got... 2600 LP left, I think. ))
Jean Atlus: ((oh. I thought you were attacking with like, everything.))
kwikkidus: And after the hit, but before it's hit the ground, Eon catches it... "You dropped this..."
kwikkidus: "Ahh... I chain something to that attack!"
Hinoryu8: (( ... I have Sparkman and a set monster. ))
Jean Atlus: ((..oh))
Hinoryu8: (( That's all. ))
kwikkidus: "Trap card, Malevolent Catastrophe!"
Jean Atlus: [2600 ATK] Joan loses her skirt
kwikkidus: "When an opponent's monster attacks... it destroys all spell and trap cards on the field!"
Apopalyctic: "Hahahaha, I don't really think I am..." Hina rubs her forehead. "Now that's oomph, ouch."
kwikkidus: "Including that equip spell... giving Joan just a little more to wear!"
A Big Finale: "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?"
Jean Atlus: oh. well, it's a miniskirt now then.
Hinoryu8: "... I can't activate Assault Armor's other effect, so I end my turn after the attack."
Jean Atlus: [2900 LP, since there was no assault armor.]
A Big Finale: (( Hold on, doin' something that will ____ this all up.))
A Big Finale: (( Nope, nevermind. ))
kwikkidus: ((Could you technichally chain Sakuretsu Armor to a Magic Cyllinder?))
Hinoryu8: (( Noooot to my knowledge. ))
Apopalyctic: (( No, it's not the monster attacking you, it's dealing its ATK to you as damage. ))
kwikkidus: ((..Right well anywayz moving on.))
A Big Finale: The World of Trophies, Shadow Bugs, and her set explode.
A Big Finale: "Crud!"
Hinoryu8: (( Joan's up. ))
Jean Atlus: "..oh yeah, it's my turn."
Jean Atlus: "Draw!"
A Big Finale: (( Also, Mausoleum and the Armor should be gone too, right? ))
kwikkidus: ((Yep!))
Jean Atlus: "I summon Elemental Hero Knospe!"
Jean Atlus: "Now I activate Rose Bud!"
Jean Atlus: Knospe blooms into FANSERIVCE outfit Blume
Hinoryu8: (( Yeah, Assault Armor's gone. ))
Jean Atlus: [1900 ATK]
Jean Atlus: "Blume! Attack Sparkman!" Poison ivy attack goes here
Hinoryu8: (5800) Miru's shirt continues to dissolve away, being reduced to expose most of her stomach, as well as having lost both sleeves.
Jean Atlus: [1900 --> 2200 ATK] [2000 ---> 1800 DEF] "Turn end!'
kwikkidus: "Draw!"
kwikkidus: "I discard Mausoleum of the Emperor for The Creator's effect! Be revived, Goryu!"
Jean Atlus: "what!?
Jean Atlus: "
kwikkidus: "I did this once, y'know."
kwikkidus: ((Finale, Field check?))
Apopalyctic: "So," Hina starts as she rubs some kind of salve onto her forehead as if being hit is the most natural thing in the world. "Who're you?"
Viewtiful Rekk: ((That directed at Isabel?))
A Big Finale: (1800 DEF Deployment R.O.B., 1900 ATK Metal Primid.)
Apopalyctic: (( Yeah, as was before when she said 'lol not rly' ))
kwikkidus: "Goryu! Destroy Deployment R.O.B.!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Isabel Marias. Red Mistress."
Apopalyctic: "Really?" The redhead seems pleased by this.
Viewtiful Rekk: "...yeah. What's with that look?"
Apopalyctic: (( Isabel in a yellow jacket? ))
Jean Atlus: Joan imagines Isabel with a whip
Jean Atlus: And leather
A Big Finale: The poor little R.O.B.s eat it, big time. [Life Points 7000] Hannelore's sleeves are blown away a little and she eeps.
kwikkidus: ((2900 vs 1800 means 6900 LP, right?))
kwikkidus: "Turn end!"
A Big Finale: (( 1900. It loses ATK AFTER battle. ))
A Big Finale: "Hnn ... draw!"
kwikkidus: ((...The defense moded ROBs with the 1800 defense?))
Apopalyctic: (( Or is she still wearing Red for kicks? ))
Jean Atlus: Joan may not have been attacked by anything, but she has a bit of a nosebleed right now.
A Big Finale: (( ohhhhhhhh, bleh, I got mixed up. ))
A Big Finale: [Life Points 6900]
Jean Atlus: ((hahaha 69))
kwikkidus: "...So those are what your arms look like..." Nodnod. "Perfect."
A Big Finale: "You are SO creepy!"
Viewtiful Rekk: ((She's still in Red, yeah.))
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Red clothes, that is.))
Apopalyctic: (( Thanks! ))
Apopalyctic: "Oh, this and that."
Jean Atlus: "She's a good person anyway, Hannelore-san.." because I still have that Uria Orange Orgy picture under my mattress.
A Big Finale: "Yeah, right. To the Field, Sword Primid!"
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Any Harry Potter fans in here? :|))
Hinoryu8: (( Yo. ))
Viewtiful Rekk: (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBGbKCm_pQQ ))
Apopalyctic: (( Just barely. ))
Viewtiful Rekk: ((Enjoy.))
A Big Finale: "Sword Primid, Metal Primid, both Level 4, TUNING!"
Jean Atlus: "You have tuners, Hannelore-san?"
A Big Finale: "... or wait. Can I still do that in this turn?"
Hinoryu8: "Yes."
A Big Finale: She hops in glee. "Yay! Alright, so, um, where was I?"
Hinoryu8: "The tuning."
Apopalyctic: "Oh, these are great! I hope she has a good phrase."
A Big Finale: "..."
A Big Finale: "..."
A Big Finale: "..."
Jean Atlus: "..Someone got to Synchro Summon before me."
Jean Atlus: pout
Apopalyctic: "... tell me you have one, girly!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Your Synchro Monsters suck anyway!"
A Big Finale: "... um. I, um ... gimme a minute ..."
A Big Finale: "Well, let's see ..." Cue incoherent mumbling.
Jean Atlus: "The synchro heroes are awesome!"
Jean Atlus: "They almost beat you!"
Jean Atlus: "A-and..I have Red, too!"
Apopalyctic: "Synchro Heores? Red?"
Jean Atlus: "It's what I call my synchro Elemental Hero Monsters! And Red is.."
Jean Atlus: Joan looks around "..where is Red, anyway?"
A Big Finale: "Blow apart .... no ... conquer ... naw ... um ... GET THE HECK OUT HERE, Subspace Armor - Galleom!"
Apopalyctic: "Boyfriend?"
A Big Finale: With the requisite sequence of events, the ape-tank materializes, towering, and roars.
Jean Atlus: bluush "N-n-no!"
A Big Finale: *Army*
A Big Finale: (( *ffs* ))
A Big Finale: [ATK 2800]
Jean Atlus: "H-he's Red! H-he's a dragon who can look l-like a human and smokes!"
Apopalyctic: "Kinky."
Jean Atlus: bluuush
Hinoryu8: "..."
A Big Finale: (( Field check on Aisle Kanan ))
Apopalyctic: "Hey, you." Small elbow jab at Eon. "You're wordy, right? Help that kid out after the duel."
kwikkidus: ((Creator in defense, Goryu in ATK)
kwikkidus: "I am not wordy."
Jean Atlus: Joan looks down and is red as a tomato.
A Big Finale: (( How about Kouna? ))
Viewtiful Rekk: "Geez, kid, th' fuck happened to your clothes?"
Apopalyctic: (( By that she means Hannelore. ))
Viewtiful Rekk: Red is now standing behind Joan, cigarette in mouth.
Jean Atlus: "Wah!"
Jean Atlus: "U-um..w-whenever I lose lifepoints p-part of my clothes dissapear."
Hinoryu8: (( Miru's got a set monster. ))
Hinoryu8: (( That's it. ))
A Big Finale: "Crush her! Go, Galleom!" The big lunk LEAPS into the air, hurtling down on ... Blume.
Jean Atlus: "..wah!?"
Viewtiful Rekk: "...oh."
Jean Atlus: Blume goes splat
Apopalyctic: Oh, so that's 'Red'... No wonder she got flustered.
Jean Atlus: [2200 LP] Microskirt
Viewtiful Rekk: "...you humans have some weird hobbies."
A Big Finale: "... now I'll place a backrow, and turn end!"
Hinoryu8: "Draw."
Jean Atlus: I couldn't do anything this duel.. Joan is sad again
Hinoryu8: "I activate E - Emergency Call. I add Elemental Hero Prismer from my deck to my hand."
Jean Atlus: "..u-umm..R-red, w-we aren't together or a-anything, right?" blushdesu
Hinoryu8: "Who I then summon." The crystal warrior appears in a burst of light. (1700 ATK)
Hinoryu8: "I activate Prismer's effect." She pulled E-Hero Darkbrightman from somewhere, and showed it. "By his effect, I send Elemental Hero Necro Darkman to the graveyard."
Hinoryu8: (( Joan has no field, Hannelore merely has Galleon, right? ))
Jean Atlus: ((rite))
A Big Finale: (( Also faecdown. ))
Hinoryu8: "Prismer attacks." She points at Joan.
Jean Atlus: [600 ATK] NO SKIRT, NO SHIRT, BRA AND PANTIES ONLY
Apopalyctic: "Best day ever?"
kwikkidus: Click. "Best day ever."
Jean Atlus: "Eeeeek!" Joan covers herself. She has elemental hero panties
A Big Finale: Facepalm.
Apopalyctic: "Ha, who knew!"
kwikkidus: "I did." Grin.
Hinoryu8: "Turn end."
Jean Atlus: Joan is even redder then when she got asked if Red was her boyfriend
Jean Atlus: "..d-d-draw!"
Jean Atlus: "..I-I won't lose without doing something! I summon Elemental Hero Tunerman!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "...wow. Even for a human, you're pretty....small."
Jean Atlus: "..I-i-i-i"m only sixteen!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "I'm sixteen and I look a hell of a lot better than that."
Jean Atlus: "..M-miracle Tuning!" [250 LP[
Jean Atlus: No bra. (is an awesome manga)
kwikkidus: Click. "And a shot of them actually being ripped off. Perfect."
Apopalyctic: "... HEH." If you say so, 'mistress.'
A Big Finale: Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssshhh, look awaaaaaaay.
Jean Atlus: "I-I discard Necro Darkman!"
Jean Atlus: "T-then..I target it for Miracle Tuning's effect!"
Jean Atlus: Tunerman violently explodes into a series of rings that force Necro Darkman out of the graveyard and wireframing him
Hinoryu8: (( Shouldn't it be 300 LP? ))
Jean Atlus: "E-even j-justice has darkness! B-become the d-darkness of justice's h-hero! Synchro summon, E-elemental Hero J-justice Darkman!"
Jean Atlus: ((Half of 500 is 250.))
Jean Atlus: [2300 ATK]
Hinoryu8: (( Thought you were at 600. ))
Jean Atlus: (I wish)
Hinoryu8: (( Huh. Never mind. ))
A Big Finale: (( You were at 600. You said so yourself above. ))
Jean Atlus: ((..huh))
Jean Atlus: ((Oops. guess I do have 300, then.))
Hinoryu8: (( No. ))
Hinoryu8: (( I just did the math. ))
Hinoryu8: (( 500 is the correct one. ))
Jean Atlus: ((oh.))
Hinoryu8: (( You had 2200. ))
Hinoryu8: (( Then Prismer attacked. ))
Jean Atlus: "J-justice Darkman! A-attack Prismer! D-dark Justice Slash!"
Jean Atlus: Justice Darkman vanishes. then re-appears behind Prismer and slices it into bits
Hinoryu8: (5200) Prismer explodes violently, as Miru's headband dissolves.
Jean Atlus: Joan realizes she was pointing with the hand she was using to cover her now bare chest, and quickly covers it back up
Apopalyctic: "Aw."
kwikkidus: In the meanwhile, click.
Jean Atlus: Joan is redder than Red
Jean Atlus: "..t-t-t-turn end!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "...is that guy taking pictures of you?"
Jean Atlus: "..m-maybe?"
kwikkidus: "DRAW!"
kwikkidus: "Joan-chaaaaan~~" Kanan is unexpectedly scary.
Viewtiful Rekk: "..."
Jean Atlus: Joan is unexpectly scared
Jean Atlus: "..y-y-yes?"
Apopalyctic: "Careful, I think she's gonna sic her boyfriend on you."
kwikkidus: "I'm going to finish you off right now, okay?! Goryu! Attack!"
A Big Finale: Hannelore unexpectedly grins.
Viewtiful Rekk: Red takes off his biker jacket and throws it on Joan.
A Big Finale: "Activate TRAP!"
A Big Finale: "My second SAKURETSU ARMOR!!"
kwikkidus: "Big woop."
Jean Atlus: "..t-thanks, H-hannelore-san...a-and thanks, Red."
kwikkidus: "Ah! Goryu..!" she yells, putting out a hand as the monster is destroyed.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Stop takin' pictures of my Signer, asshole." He growls.
Jean Atlus: Joan blushes and covers herself with the jacket
kwikkidus: "N...no big deal! During my second main phase, I activate The Creator's effect to bring it back, discarding Soul Release to do it!
kwikkidus: Goryu flies forth fromthe grave for what, the third time now? srsly stay dead already.
kwikkidus: "Turn end!"
A Big Finale: "One turn is all it takes, you can't ever give up!"
A Big Finale: "Draw!"
Apopalyctic: "That's the spirit! Woohoo!"
Jean Atlus: "..y-yeah, thanks Hannelore-san!"
Jean Atlus: ((And then Hannelore attacks Joan and finishes her off.))
Viewtiful Rekk: Red cracks his neck.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Oi. Kid."
Viewtiful Rekk: "Summon me."
Jean Atlus: "..I-I'll try."
Jean Atlus: Joan looks at Justice Darkman and..her lack of a hand or backfield at all
Hinoryu8: (( Then, as Red reverts to dragon form, the jacket vanishes. ))
Jean Atlus: "..you never really answered my question e-earlier, R-red.."
Apopalyctic: "Yeah, Red." Ga-RIN.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Huh?"
A Big Finale: "I may always lose ... but at least this deck always gives me the right cards so I go down with a fight! Set 1 monster! Then ... Dark Cannon!"
A Big Finale: The set monster flips up, revealing Poppant. A black, bulky device falls into its hands, and it's weapon at Goryu.
A Big Finale: *it's pointed at*
Jean Atlus: "w-well..s-s-she asked if you were my b-boyfriend a-and.." Joan's face is redder than Red again
A Big Finale: Hannelore's sleeves and pretty much the rest of her Uria Orange jacket dissolve, revealing a t-shirt with Pegasus' face emblazoned on it. [Life Points 5900]
Jean Atlus: ..Joan is distracted by Hannelore's shirt
kwikkidus: Click. "Nice shirt."
A Big Finale: "Isn't it awesome?"
kwikkidus: "Quite."
Jean Atlus: "...I guess so?"
Jean Atlus: Joan wonders if Hannelore has Pegasus panties
A Big Finale: "Anyway, Dark Cannon, FIRE!" The machine whines to life and a black, paper-thin energy beam in the shape of an arrow lances towards Goryu.
kwikkidus: Goryu is BEAM'D!
Viewtiful Rekk: "...there's another Pegasus fan in this stupid school?"
A Big Finale: And it falls to the ground in the form of a trophy, before shattering.
kwikkidus: "Goryu... not again!"
Jean Atlus: "..how many times has that been destroyed this duel?"
A Big Finale: "Ha...!"
kwikkidus: "Three... But a good mech never stays down!"
Hinoryu8: "Someone needs to get rid of the Creator instead."
Jean Atlus: SUDDENLY, SPACE AND TIME IS KICKED INTO PIECES
kwikkidus: "!" They're on to me!
A Big Finale: "Well ... I would've, but then I can't beat Goryu."
Jean Atlus: And some random mech nerd gives Kanna or whatever her name is a thumbs up
Jean Atlus: Then vanishes
Jean Atlus: *The above never happened*
Jean Atlus: "The creator can't be too hard to beat."
Apopalyctic: "... I feel like something funny happened."
A Big Finale: (( LP check. ))
Jean Atlus: ((250.))
kwikkidus: (5400)
Hinoryu8: (( 5200. ))
A Big Finale: "Go for it, Galleom!" The ape changes into a tank, and blasts the hell out of Kouna.
kwikkidus: Kanan just sits behind her Defending Creator and feels happy and safe.
Jean Atlus: Joan is relieved that she didn't attack Justice Darkman
Apopalyctic: "An ape... that changes into a-- DID YOU SEE THAT!?" Hina grabs Eon by the collar.
kwikkidus: "Y--yes...!"
Apopalyctic: "AWESOME!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Eh, Brawl was overrated..."
Apopalyctic: "Hah?" Confusion.
Jean Atlus: "I liked playing as Sonic."
Hinoryu8: (( ... ))
Hinoryu8: (( I have a set monster. ))
Viewtiful Rekk: "If they had time to get that stupid hedgehog, they should've included Ridley!"
A Big Finale: (( Okay, then it blows that up. ))
Jean Atlus: "Ridely would have been hard to play."
Hinoryu8: Elemental Hero Forestman appears and is destroyed.
Apopalyctic: "..." Hina looks at Eon. "Splanation?"
Hinoryu8: (( Does Gallewhatever do piercing or anything? ))
kwikkidus: "They're talking about some stupid game that was released months ago."
A Big Finale: (( No. ))
Apopalyctic: "I see."
Viewtiful Rekk: "IT WOULD'VE BEEN WORTH IT FOR GODDAMN VARIETY!"
Hinoryu8: (( Right. ))
Hinoryu8: ((Still 5200 then. ))
A Big Finale: "Turn ... end."
Hinoryu8: (( ... I assume. Galleom has 2800 ATK, right? ))
Hinoryu8: "Draw."
A Big Finale: (( Right. ))
Hinoryu8: "I play Hope of Fifth." Wildman, The Heat, Airman, Prismer, and Forestman all slide out of her graveyard.
Hinoryu8: She then shuffles those into her deck and draws twice.
Hinoryu8: (( Field checks. ))
Jean Atlus: ((Justice Darkman.))
kwikkidus: ((Creator, DEF)
Hinoryu8: (( Justice Darkman's effect? ))
A Big Finale: (( Galleom, that's it. ))
Jean Atlus: ((When in the graveyard, I can remove it from play to Normal Summon one "Hero" monster from my deck.))
Hinoryu8: "Using Necro Darkman's effect, I normal summon Elemental Hero Edgeman." (2600 ATK)
Jean Atlus: Joan hopes and prays to the great God Neos that she doesn't get attacked
Hinoryu8: "I set a reverse card, as well. Edgeman attacks Justice Darkman."
Jean Atlus: Darkman dies, and Red's jacket and Joan's panties vanish. [0 LP] "aaaaah!"
kwikkidus: Click. "Nice."
Viewtiful Rekk: Red grabs Joan and covers her.
Viewtiful Rekk: "WHAT'D I SAY ABOUT THE PICTURES."
kwikkidus: "A-HAH!" Kanan begins sketching the nude Joan and the valiant Red Daemon's in their embrace.
Hinoryu8: "My turn ends."
Jean Atlus: Joan somehow managed to run redder than before "S-sorry about your j-jacket, Red.."
kwikkidus: "DRAW!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Whatever."
kwikkidus: "I discard Herald of Creation to special summon Majestic Mech - Goryu." Pause. "AGAIN!"
Viewtiful Rekk: He spits his cigarette on to Kanan's page, burning it.
kwikkidus: "THAT'S OKAY! I'VE GOT IT MEMORIZED!"
kwikkidus: "You two... really do love each other~~!!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "HOW'D YOU LIKE ONE ON YOUR HAND THEN!?"
Apopalyctic: "Wow, I was just kidding about that."
Jean Atlus: Joan continues to break all forms of laws of physics about blushing
kwikkidus: "MAJESTIC MECH GORYU! ATTACK...!!!!"
kwikkidus: "...Uhh..."
kwikkidus: "...Can I attack that annoying guy?"
Viewtiful Rekk: "You do realize I'm only doing this because if people saw my Signer naked, my asshole siblings would never let me hear the end of it, right, kid?" Red asks, glaring at Joan.
Apopalyctic: "Hey, girly, you aren't gonna explode, are ya?"
Jean Atlus: "y-y-yeah!"
kwikkidus: "Right! Destroy the tank then!"
Jean Atlus: Joan nods rapidly. oh god, don't hit me please
Apopalyctic: Cough. "Loves her."Cough.
kwikkidus: Goryu goes flying at the Tank of Hannelore.
A Big Finale: Galleom goes down in a glorious burst of flames. The bottom of Hannelore's t-shirt burns away a little with it.
kwikkidus: "Turn end!"
Viewtiful Rekk: Cigarette flies at Hina's eye.
Apopalyctic: (( Lit? ))
A Big Finale: [Life Points 5800]
A Big Finale: "Draw!"
A Big Finale: Hannelore holds her hand out, and the still burning flames swirl around it into a card.
A Big Finale: "By Galleom's effect, when he's destroyed, I get a Subspace Bomb!"
Apopalyctic: (( Oh, right, probably since it'd do damage that way! ))
A Big Finale: "... but."
Apopalyctic: "Fft." With a flick of the wrist, the cigarette flares up and turns to ash midway between herself and Red. "Amateur."
Jean Atlus: ((On another note. RedxJoan otp))
Apopalyctic: (( /o/ ))
A Big Finale: And her hand drops onto the deck, her life points falling to 0 and her clothes melting. Before any picture opportunities can be found, there are suddenly two Primids zooming in front of her, blocking the view. She doesn't notice.
Hinoryu8: (( How the fuck do I change my MSN password. ))
Apopalyctic: (( I think you have to log in first, Help? list probably. ))
Hinoryu8: (( I'm logged in. ))
kwikkidus: Click, as the clothes melt.
Jean Atlus: ((And then the prismids realize they can still take a picture of her rear.))
Apopalyctic: (( So who's left? ))
kwikkidus: ((Kanana and Miru.))
Viewtiful Rekk: "...this is a bit sad."
Jean Atlus: ((You know.))
Jean Atlus: ((Joan obviously lost on purpose to get a naked hug from Red.))
Hinoryu8: (( ... i may have to pull out. ))
Apopalyctic: (( That's okay, I'm effin' tired. ))
kwikkidus: ((Really, I kinda am too.))
A Big Finale: (( Goodnight, EVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV'RYBODY
Apopalyctic: (( Any way we can just pick up tomorrow, or? ))
A Big Finale: (( That sort of thing? ))
Hinoryu8: (( I'll leave YVD open as it is. ))
kwikkidus: ((...I'll put my cards somewhere nearby.
Jean Atlus: ((That, or.))
Jean Atlus: *SUDDENLY, EVERYONE IS NAKED.*
Jean Atlus: ((could happen))
Apopalyctic: (( Cool, we have a dresser top that isn't used.... AND NOBODY WANTS EON NAKED, WOMAN! ))
Jean Atlus: **I do))
Hinoryu8: Let's call this endline.
Hinoryu8: Apologies, i just... can't really continue right now.
kwikkidus: Someone actually wants Eon naked.
kwikkidus: \o/
A Big Finale: (( Seto Kaiba pops in and beats everyone, but for some reason, he winds up naked too. ))
Jean Atlus: RedxJoan otp. srsly
Apopalyctic: Okay, who saved it?