Viewtiful
Rekk: "....right.
I've decided!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Amado
slams a foot on to the chair in front of him, and points
downwards.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Chick
with the Psychic deck!"
Hinoryu8:
Ryuuji looks up at Amado.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "You're
joining Ryuuoumaru!"
Seibu
Lion: "huh?"
Seibu
Lion:
"..Ryuuoumaru?"
Hinoryu8:
"... Oi, oi, who the hell is the
leader, huh?!"
Seibu
Lion: "I'm
already in Uria Orange though.."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Hey!
I'm Vice-President and head of recruitment!"
Seibu
Lion: "And..red,
kind of! Being in two dorms at once is okay, but..three?!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I'm
allowed to scout for talent!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Ryuuoumaru
isn't a dorm. And it doesn't suck like Kudasai's fake dorm."
A
Big Finale: "Hey,
shut up!"
Seibu Lion:
"Oh! well, thats
okay th- Hey!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "We're
a group of duelists dedicated to protecting the island!"
Seibu
Lion: "Uria
Orange is better than any other dorm here!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "BULLSHIT!"
Seibu
Lion: "IT'S
TRUE!"
Hinoryu8:
Ryuuji sighed and headed towards the
stands, then turned.
A
Big Finale: "It's
totally true! You shouldn't be such a jerk!"
kwikkidus:
"...I actually
believe..."
Viewtiful Rekk:
"I ain't bein' a
jerk, it's the truth!"
Hinoryu8:
"... What'd you say your name
was?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I
dropped Kudasai on his HEAD!"
Seibu
Lion: "Why
would I join something where someone would insult the passion of
orange like that?!"
kwikkidus:
Tanaka gives a thumbs-up. "As both
dormitory head of Uria Orange and a member of the Ryuuomaru
group!"
Seibu Lion:
"..Who, me? I'm
Joan!"
kwikkidus:
"So long as it is to protect the
students, I see no reason we can't be friends!"
Hinoryu8:
"Joan, huh."
Viewtiful
Rekk: Amado
growls.
A
Big Finale: "I'll
be friends-" DRAMATIC point at Amado. "-when he stops being
a jerk!"
Viewtiful Rekk:
How dare that
bastard try and look so cool while I'm insulting him!
Seibu
Lion: Joan
wonders why Ryuuji seemed familiar. Hmm, did he blow up a forest once
with her in it..
Hinoryu8:
"Calm down, Amadobastard!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I
ain't a jerk, YOU'RE a jerk!"
A
Big Finale: "NO,
YOU!"
Viewtiful Rekk:
"WHO'S THE ONE
WHO HOLED HERSELF UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWO DAYS 'CAUSE SHE THOUGHT I WAS
A ZOMBIE!?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I
HAD TO SLEEP ON THE GRASS!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "A
RABBIT STOLE MY SHOES!"
Hinoryu8:
"... I don't remember
that."
kwikkidus:
"EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!!!"
Burning YELL!
Viewtiful Rekk:
"You were dead
at the time."
Hinoryu8:
"Oh, right."
A
Big Finale: "...
a RABBIT stole your shoes and you couldn't fight it off? Man, you
suck AND you're a jerk."
Hinoryu8:
Ryuuji points at Hannelore.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "What
was I supposed to do?! Kick its ass!?"
Hinoryu8:
"YOU! Shut it! If anyone's gonna mock
Amado for sucking, it's me!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "It
was a cute little bunny!"
A
Big Finale: "It's
not mockery if it's the truth!"
Hinoryu8:
"... Weren't we trying to get that one
to join us a minute ago, Amadobastard?"
Seibu
Lion: "Well..since
you insulted Uria Orange like that, I won't join..Ryuu..something
unless you can beat me!"
Hinoryu8:
He sighs.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I
wouldn't want this bitch to join in a HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS!"
Point at Hannelore.
Hinoryu8:
"As Ryuuoumaru's leader, Joan, you're
invited to join."
Hinoryu8:
"We're not forcing people in
it."
Hinoryu8:
When did I become the responsible
one?! "So, it's up to you."
Seibu
Lion: "Oh..well,
I'll think about it when I know more about it!"
Seibu
Lion: "..and
when the guy with kamina glasses apologizes!"
Hinoryu8:
"... With what glasses?"
Seibu
Lion: ....
Seibu
Lion: "..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "How'd
you know about those!?"
Seibu
Lion: "I
could have sworn he had glasses."
A
Big Finale: "..."
Hinoryu8:
"... You've got Kamina glasses,
Amadobastard?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: I
bought a pair of Kamina glasses, but I haven't even worn them yet!
How'd she know...?!
Seibu
Lion: I
use psychics, lol.
Viewtiful
Rekk: Get
outta my head! Punt.
Hinoryu8:
"... Creepy stalking tendencies are
not to happen in Ryuuoumaru, okay?"
Seibu
Lion: aieeegh!
punted
A
Big Finale: Incidentally,
that 'bitch' comment was the last straw. "H-hey! Don't change
the subject! " The flaming burning passion of URIA ORANGE. Pity
it was being channeled the wrong way.
Seibu
Lion: "I'm
not a creepy stalker.."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Change
the subject from what?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "What
a bitch you are, or how much your dorm sucks?!"
Seibu
Lion: "I
just thought he had glasses on."
Seibu
Lion: "Hey!
Stop insulting her and Uria Orange!"
kwikkidus:
Hanellore will find a hand on her
shoulder. "Calm down, if you would. A fire left unchecked will
burn everything up.
Hinoryu8:
"You!" Point at Hannelore. "Calm
down! You!" Point at Joan. "Stop stalking Amado about his
eyewear! You!" Point at Amado. "Calm the hell down! And
you!" Point at Tanaka. "..." Pause. "...
Carry on."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "HEY
FUCK YOU, GUY!" Amado angrily points at Ryuuji.
Seibu
Lion: "..I
don't stalk him about his eyewear!"
Seibu
Lion: "..Or
at all!"
A
Big Finale: Deeeeeeep
breath. And then ... "... yeah. Let's do this the right way!"
Hannelore stood bolt upright, revealing that she was wearing her Duel
Disk THE WHOLE TIME, and slammed her deck into it.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...are
you challengin' me to a duel?"
A
Big Finale: "Darn
right I am!"
Y Ruler of Time:
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE!?"
Viewtiful Rekk:
Amado snorted. "Don't
you know who I am?!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I
beat the Five God Dragon!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I'm-"
He pauses. "...fuji?"
Y
Ruler of Time: Fuji
runs in and grabs Hannelore and Amado by their jackets.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "GAHAGH!"
Y
Ruler of Time: "You
two have promotion duels to get to!"
Hinoryu8:
"Fuji-sensei!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...what?!"
A
Big Finale: "WAAAAAGH!"
... "... wait, WHAT?"
Seibu
Lion: "Them
too?"
Y
Ruler of Time: "Do
I have to drag everyone to these things they should be so
eager to get to?"
Hinoryu8:
"... Makes sense Amadobastard would
have one."
Hinoryu8:
"Hey, Fuji-sensei, I won
mine!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I,
I didn't even know!"
Seibu
Lion: "Um..Maybe
they could duel each other for it!"
A
Big Finale: "I
... I ... nobody told me!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...ryuuji,
that was a promotion duel for HER, not you!"
Seibu
Lion: "..That
was a promotion duel for me!?"
Y
Ruler of Time: "...Yes,
it was."
Hinoryu8:
"I thought it was for both parties!"
Y
Ruler of Time: "Shame
on you, Ryuuji-kun!"
Y
Ruler of Time: "You've
got homework to make up first, smart guy! What with the whole month
you were possessed by that dragon..."
Hinoryu8:
"... Come on, I retooled my
deck for the promotion and everything...!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Dude,
you were gone for a month!"
A
Big Finale: "And
I came into the school late, why am I up for a
promotion?"
Hinoryu8:
"... I thought it was weird,
but I figured it was just good luck..."
Y
Ruler of Time: "If
you want to be promoted, you must first finish your missed work..."
He drops Hannelore to STRIKE A POSE. "With fervor!"
A
Big Finale: "OW"
Seibu
Lion: Joan
has by this point walked up to the stands since everyone is up there
now, apparently!
Viewtiful
Rekk: "..whatever.
Fuji, who's my opponent!?"
Y
Ruler of Time: "Well,
records say you beat Jin Honjou, Han-chan."
A
Big Finale: "...
um. Well, yeah ..."
Hinoryu8:
"If I make up my homework, do I
automatically get promoted, since I just won that one?"
kwikkidus:
"That she did... though it may have
been only through happenstance."
Y
Ruler of Time: "That's
not how it works!"
A Big
Finale: Han-chan
... ?
Seibu Lion:
"Isn't that that
guy I dueled who had that weird card that beat Edgeman?"
Hinoryu8:
"... Damn."
Y
Ruler of Time: "Anyways!
Amado-kun, Han-chan...your opponents are..." dramatic pause!
Y
Ruler of Time: "Hannelore
Barton and Amado Tsukayama!"
A
Big Finale: Pause.
Y
Ruler of Time: "...Wait."
Hinoryu8:
"... Well, that's lucky."
Y
Ruler of Time: "I
spent too much time memorizing the list that I stopped using logic
and started thinking based on the order names appeared..."
A
Big Finale: "So
... we were already AT the promotion duel ..."
Seibu
Lion: "Good
luck, Hannelore-san!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...we
were about to duel each other anyway, you pinhead!"
Y
Ruler of Time: "Yes,
but now you're having the promotional duel, rather than just a
regular duel while you're supposed to be having a promotion
duel." Sagacious nod.
kwikkidus:
"Burn brightly, Hannelore!"
A
Big Finale: ...
made perfect sense. Hannelore finally stood up, dusting herself off
... and looking at Amado, who was still being hoisted.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "....whatever."
Viewtiful
Rekk: Amado
pulls himself out of Fuji's grasp and points at Hannelore. "LET'S
GO!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I'll
kick your ass and move one step closer to becoming Kaiser!"
Seibu
Lion: Joan
replaces the "Go Joan!" flag with a "Go Hannelore!"
flag. Because apparently all Uria Orange members have flags with them
to inspire their fellow passionate duelists!
Hinoryu8:
Ryuuji went into the stands, grabbed his
backpack from a seat where he had tossed it, and pulled out some work
to catch up on. "Kick her ass, Amadobastard!"
A
Big Finale: "YEAH!"
And a thumbs-up to Joan and Tanaka. "Let's do this!" Charge
down to the dueling area goes here.
Seibu
Lion: Joan
is amazed at the fact that someone can charge down stairs and NOT
fall.
Y
Ruler of Time: "...I
wonder if anyone goes to the Yellow-Blue promotion duels..."
Seibu
Lion: "..There
are yellow-blue promotion duels?"
Y
Ruler of Time: "...Yes.
Why wouldn't there be?"
Seibu
Lion: "Well,
I thought you could only get into blue if you went to a dueling
middle school thing."
Viewtiful
Rekk: Amado
runs down to the arena after her.
Y
Ruler of Time: "That's
just how you start as a Blue student, Joan-chan."
kwikkidus:
"Indeed. I was once a yellow... and
before that, a RED!"
Y Ruler
of Time: "You
can work your way up no matter where you start."
Seibu
Lion: Gasp
Seibu
Lion: "So
even I could be a blue?" haha no
Viewtiful
Rekk: Amado
activates his disk. "Let's go, you weird chick!"
A
Big Finale: Hannelore's
Disk activated as well.
Y Ruler of
Time: "If
you work hard to improve yourself, it's possible!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "First
turn's mine! Draw!"
A
Big Finale: Five
cards into that thar hand.
kwikkidus:
"Indeed... And so long as you want
my help, you shall have it!"
Y
Ruler of Time: "..."
Fuji wonders why Tanaka bothered to say she'd have none of his
help.
Viewtiful Rekk:
"...I'll set a
monster in defense and one card face down! End turn!"
A
Big Finale: "Here
goes! Draw!"
Seibu
Lion: Joan
is amazed at the fact that one day, she too might not suck. But right
now she's waving the "Go Hannelore!" flag.
Enthusiastically, unlike Hannelore!
A
Big Finale: "Hmm
... first off! I send Subspace Army - Deployment R.O.B. to my
Grave!"
Viewtiful Rekk:
"...."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Wait,
what?!"
A
Big Finale: "...
oh, right, my cards are based on something famous!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "N-no
frickin' kidding!"
Seibu
Lion: "..Oh
yeah, Hannelore runs that Brawl deck!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I
didn't even know that existed!"
A
Big Finale: "Anyway,
my R.O.B. adds THIS to my hand!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Hey!
Hey! Check this out!"
Y
Ruler of Time: "I
did! ...But I'm her teacher, so that's to be expected."
Seibu
Lion: "Hannelore-san!
You can beat him! He's too slow!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Amado
forms his sword in his hand and plants it into the ground.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I
fight for my friends!"
A
Big Finale: Pause.
"... what's that mean?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...whaddaya
mean 'what's that mean'?!"
A
Big Finale: "I mean,
yeah, that's cool that you fight for your friends ..."
kwikkidus:
"...This deck... is
punishing!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...that
was IKE, you jerk!"
Seibu
Lion: "Ike
is too slow!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "IKE
IS PLENTY FAST!"
A
Big Finale: "Who's
Ike?" The clueless girl wonders.
Seibu
Lion: "..."
Seibu
Lion: Wow,
someone just failed hard enough to leave JOAN speechless
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...."
Viewtiful
Rekk: Amado
slams a palm to his face. "...just go..."
Sinisquirrel:
Lily looks up from
her book. (Yes, she's been there. These things interest her.) It
only gets worse over time...
A
Big Finale: "...
alright!" She slaps down the card, and a X-shaped metal sphere
appears that splits apart, yadda yadda yadda, you know the deal.
Y
Ruler of Time: "ENOUGH!"
Y
Ruler of Time: Fuji
stands, and flexes. "I encourage you both to simply..."
Y
Ruler of Time: He
salutes. "Show me ya moves!"
A
Big Finale: "..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "..."
Seibu
Lion: "Falcon
punch him, Hannelore-san!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Amado
throws the sword at Fuji.
kwikkidus:
"..." Facepalm.
A
Big Finale: "...
okay? What's a Falcon Punch?"
Y
Ruler of Time: Fuji
catches it in midair.
Seibu Lion:
"..."
Y
Ruler of Time: "..."
Seibu
Lion: "I'll
show you after the duel!"
Y
Ruler of Time: Fuji
tosses the sword up in the air. As it comes down, "FALCOWN..."
he SWINGS HIS FIST WHICH IS OHMYGOD ON FIRE!
"PAAAUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNCCCCCC CHHHHHHH!"
Y
Ruler of Time: The
sword flies back to Amado.
A
Big Finale: "...
whoooooooooaaaaaa ..."
kwikkidus:
"..." Tanaka just sits down
next to Lily. "...I don't understand any of it."
Viewtiful
Rekk: The
sword plants itself in the ground next to Amado.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "....holy
shit."
Seibu
Lion: Joan's
jaw drops
Sinisquirrel:
"That does not
surprise me."
Y
Ruler of Time: FLEX.
A
Big Finale: "A-a-anyway!
Weren't we dueling?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...vaguely
impressive." Sitting next to Lily, of course.
Seibu
Lion: Now
if only he was a girl. and not a teacher. I think thats a teacher,
anyway.
Viewtiful Rekk:
"...yeah. You
played...." He blinks.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Is
that a Subspace Bomb?"
A
Big Finale: "Yeah!
That's the name of my card!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Greeeat..."
A
Big Finale: "Anyway!
Now I play Allure of Darkness!"
A
Big Finale: She
draws 2 cards.
A Big Finale:
"And I remove from play ...
Subspace Army - Primid!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Oh
man, I hope she isn't gonna sic one of those Bytans on
me...
kwikkidus:
"...It is... so obscure, this
reference... but... At least they are passionate bout it!"
Seibu
Lion: "Brawl
isn't obscure.."
Viewtiful
Rekk: Jin
slugs Tanaka.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "It's
not obscure."
Sinisquirrel:
Lily looks at Tanaka
for a moment after turning a page. He had the Wii... and the
game...
Sinisquirrel:
"Kudasai-san.
How are you with magic?" Apparently, she is ignoring the slug
that was thrown.
kwikkidus:
"...Ghh.." Punched! "I
am... unfamiliar with its use!"
Sinisquirrel:
I'm not
surprised. "I will most certainly regret this, but... Would
you be interested in a small lecture I'm planning?" She holds
out an invitation to him.
A
Big Finale: The
girl is seriously on a roll here, as she puts down another card.
"Subspace Wormhole!" The monster-spewing portal
appears.
A Big Finale:
"I get to pull a Subspace Army
monster to my Hand!" Hannelore rifles through her deck before
pulling out and revealing The R.O.B. Squad, which immediately goes
onto the Field in face-up Defense.
Viewtiful
Rekk: This
is so weird...I know everything she can do, but I don't have any idea
what the effects will be...
A
Big Finale:
(1200/1800)
Hinoryu8:
"..." Ryuuji was torn. On one
hand, Brawl and duel combining was the coolest thing ever, but
on the other, he had to do this work or he would never get
promoted...
kwikkidus:
He takes it. "C...certainly!"
A
Big Finale: "One
facedown, and then I'll end my turn!" As she did so, Subspace
Bomb's counter suddenly dropped once ... and then a second time, from
4 to 2.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "What
the heck?!"
A Big
Finale: Of
note is the fact that the R.O.B.s had jammed their little
pseudo-hands into the corners, but then pulled away from
it.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...I
see...'
Viewtiful
Rekk:
"...Draw!"
Sinisquirrel:
Miss Batolli,
Kudasai-san... Next are Mister Hawkeye and... ... Lily sighed,
suddenly pinching the bridge of her nose. Mister
Flunky...
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Sorry,
but I ain't gonna let that counter reach zero!"
A
Big Finale:
"Hnn..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Summon
- Lady Ninja Yae!"
Seibu
Lion: ...That
ninja girl is kinda hot.
kwikkidus:
"Is my being there that much of a
bother?"
Viewtiful Rekk:
A green-haired ninja
in a purple jumpsuit appears, short sword in hand. (1100/200)
A
Big Finale: "Erk
..."
Viewtiful Rekk:
"It's not about
you."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I'll
activate her effect, discarding Familiar Possessed - Wynn from my
hand!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Wind
Ninjutsu!" The ninja makes several rapid hand signs, and a storm
kicks up, blowing the bomb back to Hannelore's hand.
Sinisquirrel:
"Though I would
appreciate it if you kept your burning to a minimum."
A
Big Finale: Hannelore's
face turns to depression and the Bomb and facedown vanish as she
grabs them back off the Disk.
Seibu
Lion: "You
can still win, Hannelore-san!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Next
up, I'll sacrifice my two monsters!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Both
the ninja and the face down Slate Warrior vanish.
A
Big Finale: "..."
Gulp.
Viewtiful Rekk:
"I call forth
the samurai of the wind! The lord of the storm! The devil of the
tempest! Th-" Just do it
already. "Geez,
fine!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Summon
- PANTERA!"
Seibu
Lion: He
summoned a cowboy from hell!?
Viewtiful
Rekk: A
samurai wearing a green set of robes appears in a gust of wind,
unsheathing his sword as he lands on the ground. (1600/1000)
A
Big Finale: ...
well, that's not so bad ...
Viewtiful
Rekk: "When
one monster was sacrificed to summon him, Pantera can attack twice
per battle phase."
A
Big Finale: ...
that's not so good ...
Viewtiful
Rekk: "When
two were sacrificed, his original ATK goes up by 700!"
(2300/1000)
A
Big Finale: ...
this is freaking terrible ...
Viewtiful
Rekk: "PANTERA!
FANG OF THE PANTHER KING!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Pantera
sweeps its sword across the ground and a fang-esque wave of green
energy shoots for the R.O.B. Squad.
A
Big Finale: The
R.O.B.s turned their not-so-emotionless eyes on the samurai as the
wave of green energy rushed over them.
Seibu
Lion: "..moe
robots.."
A
Big Finale: And
vaporized they most certainly were?
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Go!
Direct attack!"
Seibu
Lion: Joan
is sad now
Viewtiful
Rekk: This
time, Pantera vanishes and appears in front of Hannelore, before
slashing her once with his sword.
A
Big Finale: "Augh!"
(5700 Life Points)
Viewtiful Rekk:
Amado smirks. "End
turn."
A
Big Finale: Hannelore
draws, grimacing. "Subspace Bomb and a facedown!"
There it was again.
Seibu Lion:
"..It's nothing,
Hannelore-san! I took a whole bunch of damage and I came back
anyway!" ..and lost, but I won't mention that!
A
Big Finale: "And
then ... Subspace Army - Metal Primid!" The steel-coated
little munchkin appears, in attack (2000/2000). "... end turn."
Subspace Bomb flips down to 3.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Draw!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I'll
summon Hunter Owl!" A warrior owl with a long curved blade in
its hands appears. (1000//900)
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Hunter
Owl gains 500 ATK for every WIND monster on my field!"
(2000/900)
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I'll
use my face down Mystical Space Typhoon on that reverse card you've
got!"
A Big Finale:
Sakuretsu Armor flips up, and is
abso-frickin-lutely torn to shreds.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Heh...lucky
one there..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Pantera!
Fang of the Panther King!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Pantera
sweeps his sword across the ground and sends a wave of energy at
Metal Primid.
A
Big Finale: The
Primid dies painfully. (5400 Life Points)
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Pantera!
Hunter Owl! Direct attacks!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Both
monsters slash at Hannelore with their big pointy weapons.
A
Big Finale: "Hnnn---!!"
(1100 Life Points)
Seibu Lion:
."Hannelore-san!"
A
Big Finale: Why
... why doesn't ... it ever WORK?
Viewtiful
Rekk: "That's
the end of my turn!"
A
Big Finale: These
are my special only-for-me cards ... why don't they work? She
numbly draws.
Seibu Lion:
"You can do it
anyway, Hannelore-san! Heroes make miracles, so you just have to be a
hero!"
A
Big Finale: Silence
from Hannelore.
A Big Finale:
She's studying her cards very, very
closely.
Viewtiful Rekk:
"...she's about
to do something."
kwikkidus:
"Of course she is. She's an Uria
Orange."
Seibu Lion:
..maybe I said the
wrong thing. But I haven't said heroes make miracles all session, and
it's my catchphrase! I had to!
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Not
because of that, you abhorrent...!"
kwikkidus:
"It worked last time."
A
Big Finale: Down
came a card. "I activate ... Subspace Warphole."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...that
girl faced down my Judgment Dragon without any fear."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Her
skill is hardly notable. But she has...powerful instincts."
A
Big Finale: Forth
from the swirling vortex came ... a grinning, one-eyed thing
that looked kind of like a Pokeball.
kwikkidus:
"That makes her dangerous to a
duelist like you, mm? That very fire that guides her dueling as an
unseen hand..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "....oh,
DAMMIT!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Is
everything about fire to you?" Jin grunts, looking unamused.
A
Big Finale: "By
Warphole's effect, I Special Summon Subspace Army - Bytan!"
A
Big Finale: Immediately,
the Bytan glows and splits into two.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I
wanted to get this done BEFORE the frickin' Bytan came
out!"
Sinisquirrel:
"Sometimes it
is about dancing." Lily supplied with a deadpan face.
Y
Ruler of Time: "But
you don't even know what it does, Amado-kun!"
A
Big Finale: It's
in defense, incidentally.
kwikkidus:
"Not everyone can be as icy as you
and yours, Jin-san!" He supplies his own snap.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Thank
god nobody's as flamboyant as you."
kwikkidus:
"Yes... I suppose it would be bad
if one were to use my power for evil."
Sinisquirrel:
Was that even
possible, Lily wondered?
Viewtiful
Rekk: Amado
sighs. "So, you gonna do anything else?"
A
Big Finale: She
holds up a card, back facing Amado. "Your monster ... it sent
mine to the Deck. Guess what I drew!" Bam. Once again does the
R.O.B. Squad appears, as ... R.O.B.-y ... as ever, and naturally in
defense.
Viewtiful Rekk:
"...crud."
A
Big Finale: "Now
I'm done!" On its own, Subspace Bomb switched to 2, and then the
R.O.B.s made it 1 ... and the Bytan multiplied again, three of the
things leering at Amado.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "It
multiplied AGAIN?!"
A
Big Finale: "It
does that during every End Phase!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Fine!
If I summon another monster, I'll wipe them all out this turn!"
Amado snaps his top card from his deck.
Viewtiful
Rekk: He
grimaces. Dammit...
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...Hunter
Owl! Pantera! Get rid of Bytan!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Pantera
sends out two waves of energy, while Hunter Owl spears the final
one.
A
Big Finale: The
grinning orbs just keep on grinning as they're annihilated. Hannelore
breathes a sigh of relief.
Viewtiful
Rekk: It
would've just kept multiplying if I hadn't gotten rid of
it...
Viewtiful
Rekk: "End
turn!"
A
Big Finale: "Draw!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...he's
in trouble now."
Seibu
Lion: "Go
Hannelore-san!!" Flag waving!
kwikkidus:
"Indeed... BURNING DUEL! HANNELORE,
SHOW HIM YOUR PASSION!"
A Big
Finale: ...
Hannelore gapes at the card she drew.
A
Big Finale: "...
I'm never criticizing this deck again ..."
A
Big Finale: "To
the Field! Subspace Army - Sword Primid!" Hey, it's a
Primid with a lightsaber. (1600/1000)
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...that
thing's weaker than -both- my monsters!"
Seibu
Lion: "..but
it has a lightsaber, so it's better!"
A
Big Finale: She
grinned. "He's not going to be here for long ..."
A
Big Finale: "Sword
Primid! R.O.B. Squad! TUNING!!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...fuck
me running."
A
Big Finale: Sword
Primid bursts into points of light.
A
Big Finale: Then
the R.O.B.s fly through the rings, etc. HUEG burst of light.
Seibu
Lion: "She
has a synchro thingy too?"
A
Big Finale: "Here
it goes! Subspace Army - GALLEOM!" The gigantic ape-robot-tank
forms into being, pounding its fists into the ground and roaring at
Amado. (2800/2000)
Viewtiful Rekk:
"....sheeeeeit,
that thing is big."
A
Big Finale: She
pointed a finger at Amado - the finger attached to the hand attached
to the arm that the Duel Disk was strapped onto, strangely enough.
"Galleom destroys Pantera!"
A
Big Finale: The
machine LEAPED into the air, crashing down feet-first on the
samurai.
Viewtiful Rekk:
Pantera tries to
counter, but his sword is shattered, as is he.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Damn...."
(7500)
A
Big Finale: Hannelore
pumps a fist as Galleom tromps back over to her side of the Field.
"End turn!"
A Big
Finale: Subspace
Bomb flips to 0, and starts to glow.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...what's
happening?!"
A
Big Finale: Mysteriously,
it floated itself over to the Zone where Pantera had formerly been.
A
Big Finale: "I
remove the 4 counters, and - !" BOOOOOOM!! The Bomb detonated,
rapidly covering that sphere with a pulsing, purple and black
energy.
A Big Finale:
*that Zone*
Viewtiful Rekk:
"H-holy
shit!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Jin
sighs. "And part of Tsukayama's field...was excised into
Subspace..."
kwikkidus:
"Meaning he can't use it anymore.
Right?"
Viewtiful Rekk:
"Exactly. And
now the Subspace Bomb starts over."
Viewtiful
Rekk: Amado
grimaces. If that thing keeps going off...I'll run out of zones!
And if I can't play cards in my monster zones...
Viewtiful
Rekk: I'll
lose!
Seibu
Lion: "..whoah!"
Seibu
Lion: "Your
deck is awesome, Hannelore-san!"
A
Big Finale: Another
bomb came falling down from above, dropping into the same spot the
previous one had been. Anyone who cared to look up would see a
green-robed figure making his exit.
A
Big Finale: Hannelore
giggled gleefully.
Viewtiful Rekk:
Amado chooses to not
mention the spherical warrior and feminine swordsman who chase after
him.
Viewtiful Rekk:
"Draw..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Shift
Hunter Owl to defense!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "And
then..." He grabs a card from his hand. "Storm
Accelerator!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: He
discards two cards from his hand.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "First,
I discard all but one of my cards...then I remove a WIND monster from
my hand, deck, grave, and field!"
A
Big Finale: Can't
be good for me ...
Viewtiful
Rekk: Hunter
Owl, Pantera, Destruction Cyclone, and Wynn the Wind Charmer all
vanish.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Then...I
draw until I have five cards!"
A
Big Finale: ...
oh. I guess that's cool.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...I'll
summon Lady Ninja Yae in defense and set one card face
down."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "End
turn."
A
Big Finale: "...
bleh. Her."
A Big Finale:
"Draw!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Quit
whining, her effect's all but balls to me right now."
A
Big Finale: "Fine,
I will. Activate The World of Trophies!"
kwikkidus:
"...Jin..." Tanaka looks over
the field. "Do you see it, now? What dueling with your own fire
can do?"
A Big Finale:
Suddenly, TROPHIES. All over the place.
Trophies of everyone in the immediate area's favorite monsters are
laying all over the place.
kwikkidus:
...Why is there a Dancing Fairy
trophy there?
Y Ruler of Time:
Fuji catches a life-sized Master Monk as
it falls on him.
Viewtiful Rekk:
Jin blinks as a
Voltanis trophy lands next to him.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...a
Red-Eyes Darkness Metal Dragon Trophy!?"
Viewtiful
Rekk:
"That's...awesome!"
Sinisquirrel:
Lily smiles. Vampire
trophy, is it...?
Seibu
Lion: "...Sparkman
trophy!"
A
Big Finale: Nothing
happens for Hannelore, since ... y'know ... but she looks around at
all of them nonetheless. "That's awesome!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...didn't
you know this'd happen?"
A
Big Finale: "...
it didn't in the last duel I had."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...uh
huh."
A
Big Finale: "...
anyway! I forgot to go to my second Main Phase and play this last
turn!"
A Big Finale:
She slides a Spell Card in ... say hello
to a SECOND Subspace Bomb.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "....shit."
A
Big Finale: "Galleom,
crush her!"
Viewtiful Rekk:
Amado
grins.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I
remember what happens when Galleom is beaten..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "It
turns into a Subspace Bomb."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "But
I bet that won't happen if it's not destroyed!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Trap
Card - Spiritual Wind Art - Miyabi!"
Seibu
Lion: ((Then
I was all like "SUMMON SOLIDROID BETA AND DRILLROID YEAAH"))
A
Big Finale:
"W-what!?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Wynn
the Wind Charmer appears in Amado's backfield and begins chanting a
spell.
Viewtiful Rekk:
Lady Ninja Yae
vanishes and a massive wind appears underneath Galleom, catapulting
it back to Hannelore's deck.
A
Big Finale: Except
it doesn't, because Galleom is Synchro, so it goes to her
Fusion/Extra/Whatever Deck instead.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...his
knowledge of the game helped him avoid losing another
zone."
kwikkidus:
"But his knowledge also left
himself down a monster."
Y
Ruler of Time: "...The
monster would've been destroyed anyway, Tanaka. Pay
attention."
kwikkidus:
"...Sorry. I was busy staring at
this trophy."
Y Ruler of
Time: "You're
an odd little man."
kwikkidus:
"I AM NOT LITTLE!"
Seibu
Lion: "Ne,
ne, Oneechan!" One of the younger dancing fairies of Anrui's
that was totally here the entire time says. "Theres a trophy of
us!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "You're
-both- odd little men."
Y
Ruler of Time: "Yes
you are," Fuji towers. "And no I'm not. Continuing to
tower."
A Big Finale:
"Hrnnn ... Main Phase 2! How about
this?" She points at the Warphole.
Viewtiful
Rekk: Ohka
looks at the Voltanis trophy, then stares at Jin.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "....what!?"
Ohka growls. "He's been my ace card since I was five!"
A
Big Finale: "With
the effect, Special Summon Metal Primid to the Field!"
kwikkidus:
"...who are you speaking with?"
A
Big Finale: It's
baaaaaaaaaaack. (2000/2000)
Viewtiful
Rekk: Ohka
growls again. "Yeah, well, why don't you go find him and drag
him here so you can go find the trophy of yourself you want so damn
much!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Ohka
hrmphs. "Hrmph."
Sinisquirrel:
Lily just barely
cracks a smile at the trophy antics of Jin and Ohka.
Rakath
Chaos: Trophy
of Majestic Mech - Goryu happens to be off in the corner of the
room.
A
Big Finale: "Then
I Normal Summon Subspace Army - Boom Primid-" (1800/1700) Now
her hand is completely empty. "-and my turn is over." The
digital display on both Bombs changes to 3.
Seibu
Lion: Joan
sets down the Sparkman trophy and goes back to cheering Hannelore
on
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Draw!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: ...
Viewtiful
Rekk: Amado
pulls out his PDA and dials a number.
A
Big Finale: "...
huh?"
Seibu Lion:
"..Maybe he's
ordering a pizza for after the duel?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...there
aren't any pizza joints on this island."
Seibu
Lion: "..."
Seibu
Lion: "There
aren't?!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "..."
Jin shakes his head.
Y
Ruler of Time: The
other line picks up. "Hello. Amado?"
kwikkidus:
"All pizza must be AIRLIFTED
IN!"
Seibu Lion:
"I knew
something was up with that guy who took my DP when all he had was an
empty pizza box..and I didn't order one."
A
Big Finale: "Of
course there aren't!" Hannelore has
temporarily changed her attention so she can yell at Joan.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Dad!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I'm
dueling in Obelisk Arena! Come here, right away!"
A
Big Finale: "...
Dad!?"
Sinisquirrel:
An idiot? Lily
quirks an eyebrow, but says nothing.
Y
Ruler of Time: "...Alright.
Is it urgent?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "It's
AWESOMELY urgent!"
Y
Ruler of Time: "...You
realize that makes no sense."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...just
come here!"
A
Big Finale: "Hey!
Aren't we dueling here!?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Just
wait a sec, okay!?"
A
Big Finale: That
one was loud enough to be heard over the phone.
Y
Ruler of Time: "I'm
on my way, but you really shouldn't keep your opponent
waiting."
Viewtiful Rekk:
"Fine,
fine!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Amado
flips over a card in his hand. "I activate Summon Storm!"
A
Big Finale: Bad
feeling here.
Viewtiful Rekk:
(6700) "By
paying 800 life points, I can summon a WIND-attribute monster from my
hand!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Come
out, Updraft Gryphon!" (1600/1200)
Viewtiful
Rekk: "And
then I'll play Monster Reborn to resurrect Slate Warrior!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: The
demonic warrior appears next to the gryphon. (1900/400)
A
Big Finale: ...
crud.
Seibu Lion:
"..Thats pretty
similar to Apport." Except Apport is actually a real card.
Viewtiful
Rekk: Amado
holds up his last card and...stops.
A
Big Finale: "...
huh?"
Y Ruler of Time:
And Seta appears at the end of the hall.
"Now what was it you wanted me here for?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I
sacrifice both of my monsters!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Tribute
Summon - DARK SIMORGH!"
A
Big Finale: "Eep."
Y
Ruler of Time: "...Now
where did you get that?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: A
dark gust of wind blows up on Amado's field. When it's cleared, a
large jet-black bird is sitting on his field, wings folded at its
sides. (2700/1000)
Viewtiful
Rekk: He
grins up at his father. "I traded for it!"
Y
Ruler of Time:
"...Traded?"
Seibu
Lion: "OH
MY GOD IT HAS 27 THOUSAND ATTACK"
Seibu
Lion: "..wait,
theres only two zeros there"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Yuhuh!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I
traded...my Shield Shot, my Warp Armed Dragon, and my parallel rare
copy of Dragon's Mirror."
Y
Ruler of Time: "Since
when did you have a Dragon's Mirror?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I
always had one!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I
pulled it out of a pack last year!"
A
Big Finale: Hannelore
sighs, and rubs the back of her head.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...uh.
Anyway!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Dark
Simorgh! Attack Metal Primid! BLACK WING RUSH!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Simorgh
caws loudly and flaps its wings, a black tornado shooting for the
Primid.
Y
Ruler of Time: "That's
definitely not what you call it."
A
Big Finale: Metal
Primid is whipped up and carried away, and Hannelore stumbles back a
little as the winds slice her as well. (400 Life Points)
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...then
what do I call it?!"
Y
Ruler of Time: "Not
something with 'rush' in it, I'll tell you that much."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Rush
is an awesome word!"
Y
Ruler of Time: "Rush
is a Republican's name."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...what's
a Repulican?"
kwikkidus:
"SOMETHING AMERICAN!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...Ew!"
Seibu
Lion: "You
can still do it, Hannelore-san!"
Seibu
Lion: "Hey,
I'm from America too!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Big
surprise."
Y
Ruler of Time: "I
think he knows."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "End
turn,..."
kwikkidus:
"...You wouldn't happen to know
what their latest fashions are, would you?!"
A
Big Finale: "...
you don't kno-" "...Ew!"
"Hey! Watch it, pal, I'M
American!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I
ain't surprised!"
A
Big Finale: "You're
a jerk!"
Viewtiful Rekk:
"You're a
bitch!"
A
Big Finale: "You're
stupid, too! Don't even know what a Republican is ..." She
grumbles, drawing her card.
Y
Ruler of Time: "Amado!"
stern voice. "Do not speak that way to a lady."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "She's
not a lady!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "She's
just a loudmouthed bitch of a girl!"
kwikkidus:
"She's a DUELIST. Respect,
Amado."
Y Ruler of Time:
Whack. Shoe to the head
Viewtiful
Rekk: "HEY,
FUCK YOU GUY!" He yells at Tanaka.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "OW!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Thud.
Y
Ruler of Time: Seta
wonders why he just thought of that.
Viewtiful
Rekk: Elsewhere,
Anna blinks.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...."
She smirks and nods.
A
Big Finale: "Yeah,
Mr. Amado's Dad, hit him again so he'll learn manners! Maybe you'll
knock him out and I'll get ANOTHER default win!"
Y
Ruler of Time: "Why
am I feeling someone else's pain?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "G-geez,
dad!"
Y
Ruler of Time: "Now
get up, watch your mouth, and finish your duel. And then give me my
shoe back."
Viewtiful Rekk:
"Fine,
geez!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "It's
your turn, you b-....girl!"
A
Big Finale: "I
know, I drew my card." Now she actually takes the time to LOOK
at it.
A Big Finale:
... she frowns.
A
Big Finale: "I
activate Shadow Bugs!" The card appears, face-up, but
nothing happens yet.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...hm..."
A
Big Finale: "Then,
um ..." Torn, oh so torn. "... Boom Primid goes to
defense!" It crouches down, holding its little boomersword in
front of itself.
Viewtiful Rekk:
"Is that all?"
A
Big Finale: "...
yeah. End turn." Subspace Bombs hit 2, a single black dot rimmed
with a purple glow appears hovering in front of Shadow
Bugs.
Viewtiful Rekk:
"Draw!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "..."
Amado smirks.
A
Big Finale: "I
don't like that smirk."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Summon
- Falcon Scout!" A green-feathered bird holding two daggers in
its hands appears. (1600/600)
A
Big Finale: Wince.
Guaranteed lose is guaranteed.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Sorry,
but...this is the end! Falcon Scout! Destroy her monster!"
A
Big Finale: ...
wait.
Viewtiful
Rekk: Amado
boggles as his monster...bounces off.
A
Big Finale: The
Falcon Scout attacks, sure ... but Boom Primid stands up and gives it
a DAMN GOOD whack in the face with its
swordarang.
Y Ruler of Time:
"..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "What
the!?" (6600)
Viewtiful
Rekk: "What!?
But I!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I
thought it had a lower DEF than that!"
A
Big Finale: "Awesome!
Saved by a hundred points!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "HEY!
DON'T GET COCKY!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "DARK
SIMORGH! BLACK WING R-..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...uh..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Black
Wing Spiral!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Same
attack happens.
A
Big Finale: NOW
Boom Primid dies.
Viewtiful Rekk:
"End turn..."
Y
Ruler of Time: "Slightly
better."
A
Big Finale: People
may not have been noticing this, but the area has been slowly getting
more and more ... purple-ish. (World of Trophies : 4
Counters)
Viewtiful Rekk:
"..." Jin
scratches his chin. He glances over, and...
A
Big Finale: "Alright,
I still have a chance - as long as I don't give up, there's always a
chance." She pulls a card from her deck.
Viewtiful
Rekk: Yup.
Red-Eyes trophy got sucked into the hole on Amado's field.
A
Big Finale: ...
a smirk.
Viewtiful Rekk:
D-darnit...if I
don't beat her next turn, she'll take away two more of my zones!
A
Big Finale: "If
I'm gonna go out ... it'll be with a bang!"
A
Big Finale: "To
the Field! Subspace Army - The R.O.B. Squad!"
A
Big Finale: "...
end turn."
A Big Finale:
1
A
Big Finale: 0
A
Big Finale: Both
Bombs cruise over to Amado's Field.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Uh
oh..."
A
Big Finale:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOMMM.
Seibu Lion:
"Whoah!"
Rakath
Chaos: As
that large boom happens, some guy appears in front of Jin and
SHORYUKEN!
Viewtiful
Rekk: "NGHHH!"
Amado holds an arm up to shield himself as two more of his zones are
cut away.
Viewtiful Rekk:
"...she went
out, but as powerfully as pos-NGGHAHGH!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Jin
flies up, eyes widened. Is that blood?
Rakath
Chaos: "You've
gotten soft!" Dramatic pointing.
Viewtiful
Rekk: He
hits the chair behind him with a thud.
Viewtiful
Rekk: Ohka
looks elated at this turn of events.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Gr...DRAW!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "You..."
Seibu
Lion: "Good
work, Hannelore-san! "
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Fine,
I'll admit you gave me a run for my money."
Sinisquirrel:
Lily isn't quite
sure what's happened, but assumes that it can't be as painful as
it looks. Or resonates.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "You've...got
a pretty cool deck."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "But
now is when I win! BLACK WING SPIRAL!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Simorgh
flaps both of its wings and shoots a massive tornado at the
R.O.B.'s
A
Big Finale: For
the final time, the R.O.B.s are all sad as they get
annihilated.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Falcon
Scout! Direct attack!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: The
scouts rushes forward and slashes Hannelore twice.
A
Big Finale: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!"
Hannelore lifted up her arms to block it, but still took the damage
... and still tumbled backwards, falling off the platform. (0000 Life
Points - DUEL OVER)
Seibu Lion:
Joan rushes down the
stands "Are you alright, Hannelore-san!?"
kwikkidus:
"Hannelore!" Pause... "Worry
not! You did admirably!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Amado
walks over...and offers a hand.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Good
game. I guess."
Rakath
Chaos: When
the Goryu Trophy vanishes... there's a Goryu behind it.
Viewtiful
Rekk: Jin
gets up. "What...what..."
A
Big Finale: Hannelore
was about to pull herself up, but then ... "Um ... yeah. It
was!" She took his hand.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "When...how..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "What."
Rakath
Chaos: "You've
gone soft, you should have been able to dodge that!"
Y
Ruler of Time: "That's
much better," Seta applauds lightly.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "But...you...WHY
ARE YOU HERE?!"
Rakath
Chaos: "Apparently
this school has a habit of demon attacks," Li nods.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Oh
god, no..."
Rakath
Chaos: "What,
you don't want me around? Afraid I'll find out you've neglected your
training?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: Jin
twitches.
Viewtiful
Rekk: Then,
quick as a flash, he swings his (unsheathed) short sword at the
newcomer's throat.
Rakath
Chaos: And
there's nobody there.
A
Big Finale: Meanwhile,
Hannelore is waiting for Amado to pull her up, since she's still kind
of on her butt here.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "..."
Amado blinks.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Oi!
Honjou! You fightin' somebody!?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "PISS
OFF!"
Rakath
Chaos: Light
playful slap to the back of Jin's head.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "HEY!
I'M TRYIN' TO HELP YOU, ASSHOLE!"
A
Big Finale: ...
okay, instead of waiting, she used his hand to pull herself up ...
which probably wasn't a good idea when it came to balance.
Y
Ruler of Time: Fuji
mutters to Lily. "Do you know who that is?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Amado
falls on his face.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "H-hey!
What was that for?!"
A
Big Finale: Hannelore
falls back on her butt.
A Big
Finale: "I
thought you were going to help me up, you jerk!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Jin
spins around, swinging the sword again.
Rakath
Chaos: Again,
nothing. "Sorry, forgot to introduce myself." He's now
right in front of Fuji and Lily.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "WILL
YOU STOP DODGING?!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "i'M
TRYING TO PROVE A POINT HERE!"
kwikkidus:
"...I would say that you're failing
to prove that point."
Rakath
Chaos: Ignoring
his student for a moment he flicks one of the charms on his wrist and
plants a hand on the ground.
Viewtiful
Rekk: Jin
kicks Tanaka in the face.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "SILENCE,
KUDASAI!"
Rakath
Chaos: A
huge ass sign appears behind Li, reading "World Class Monster
Fighter of Two Worlds, Saver of Peace and Warrior of Love, Nice Guy
RAIKOU LI!" Its the tackiest thing in the world.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...oh
god...not the sign."
Viewtiful
Rekk: Jin
has fallen to his knees.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Why...why
have you forsaken me..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: He's
not crying, really.
Rakath
Chaos: Pose,
teeth ping, etc.
kwikkidus:
FACEKICKED. "AUGH! ...That... That
kind of hurt!"
Sinisquirrel:
"...
charming."
Y
Ruler of Time: "...I
like him."
A Big Finale:
"Hey, don't kick Tanaka!" ...
and who's that guy?
Sinisquirrel:
"Jin-san, do
you know this... person?" She seems to be asking more 'is he a
person' than the actual question posed.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "IF
IT WERE UP TO ME, I'D HAVE REPRESSED EVERY LAST MEMORY OF THIS PERSON
I HAD!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: He
points at Li as if he's less a man and more a vile demon.
Rakath
Chaos: Li
quirks an eyebrow, "Know him? Course I do. I trained
him."
Sinisquirrel:
"... I see."
So is this where his temper...? No. It can't be. Maybe.
Rakath
Chaos: Goryu
is having a nice non-english conversation with Ohka away from the
craziness.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "..."
Jin places a hand on his face.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I
apologize for that." He removes the hand.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Lily.
This is a family friend, and my...trainer, Raikou Li."
Sinisquirrel:
"It is an honor
to meet you, sir." Standard Japanese bowing ensues.
Rakath
Chaos: Bow,
teeth ping, "Pleasure meeting you too. Jin's friend
Lily."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Li..."
He grits his teeth. "Li-sama, this is my girlfriend, Lily
Sakuma."
Sinisquirrel:
... -sama?
Rakath
Chaos: "You?
A girlfriend?" He seems to be in disbelief at this.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...Yes,
a girlfriend!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "What's
so bloody hard to believe about th-YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!" He
spins and points at Ohka.
Rakath
Chaos: "Good
for you!" Hearty slap on the back... probably too much hearty in
it.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Oof!"
Down he goes.
Viewtiful
Rekk: He
sighs.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "And
this...is one of my teachers, Hiroto Fuji."
Y
Ruler of Time: "..."
Fuji looks at Li with a quirked eyebrow. "So you taught Jin-kun,
eh?"
Sinisquirrel:
I see...
Jin-san's upbringing... seems to have been a hard one...
Viewtiful
Rekk: "God..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Now
all I need is for Shinji and Mizuki to show up..."
Sinisquirrel:
Moreover, how he
didn't wind up becoming like that... Lily stares at Li. ... a
mystery?
Rakath
Chaos: Li
looks Fuji over, "Indeed, why else would one of his Duel Spirits
formerly been mine? You look strong."
Y
Ruler of Time: "As
do you..."
Sinisquirrel:
"Shinji and
Mizuki?"
Rakath
Chaos: "Now
the question is, who is stronger?" Grin.
Y
Ruler of Time: "Ah,
but the problem is, if we were to launch a sufficient contest of
strength, one of us is bound to demolish something." Grin
back.
Rakath Chaos:
"Not if
we test strength without fighting," Armstrong style shirt
removal, still grinning.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "My
cousin and a....house gues-"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "WHAT
ARE YOU DOING."
Y
Ruler of Time: Fuji's
jacket and shirt are in the air.
Rakath
Chaos: FLEX!
Y
Ruler of Time: POSE-FLEX!
A
Big Finale: "W-wow!
Adonis should be here right now!"
Sinisquirrel:
"!" Lily
turns away, covering her eyes.
Viewtiful
Rekk: Is
that a sword in Jin's forehead.
Rakath
Chaos: Teeth
Ping, pose, FLEX. Musclegleam!
Y
Ruler of Time: THE
THINKER POSE. Steaming aura!
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...gross."
Rakath
Chaos: Discus
pose. Aura blinding (for better or worse for the others).
Viewtiful
Rekk: "WILL
YOU KNOCK IT OFF!?"
Rakath
Chaos: Posing
ends, extends arm for a handshake.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Lily..."
He's leaning on her shoulder.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Why
do these things keep happening to me..."
Y
Ruler of Time: Fuji
accepts the Handshake of Manly Men as his jacket and shirt
fall onto his other, extended arm.
Sinisquirrel:
"My mother says
God tests His subjects..." Despite that we are both likely
Shinto...
Y
Ruler of Time: "We'll
call it a draw, shall we?"
Rakath
Chaos: "Yes,
that works for now."
Sinisquirrel:
"Is it
over?"
Rakath
Chaos: He
puts his shirt back on, "Jin, you must keep training, you are
nowhere near this strong."
Y
Ruler of Time: "Now,
I should go congratulate Amado-kun and comfort Han-chan, if need
be..." Donning his shirt and jacket, Fuji heads
downstairs.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I
HAVE been training!"
A
Big Finale: "Mr.
Fuji! Wowwwww ..." Hannelore is still on the floor, never having
bothered to get up after pulling Amado down.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...fuji...promise
me you'll never do that again."
Rakath
Chaos: "Have
you?" Li ponders this, "Then, why is it you were beaten by
a Demon? Not only that, your sister was dragged into your
defeat!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "..."
Jin looks down.
Viewtiful
Rekk:
"...that..."
Sinisquirrel:
Lily tries to
picture Jin having trained to the effect that Li has just displayed.
She looks down, shivering just a little.
Y
Ruler of Time: "No
promises!"
Rakath Chaos:
"You're
not fast enough to overcome your not being strong enough. Your
training must be lacking to lose to demons. Considering your family
line."
A
Big Finale: "NO
promises at all?"
Y Ruler of
Time: "No,
just no promises about that."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Fine,
promise me you'll warn me."
A
Big Finale: "Oh.
Well, can you promise me something?"
Y
Ruler of Time: "Can't
do that either, Amado-kun. Yes, Han-chan?"
A
Big Finale: "I
want to get better at the game. I mean ..." Here's where she
looks down. "I'm not very good with deck building ... all I had
back home was a starter I modified a bit."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Are
you insinuating that my family line makes my failure to protect Jo
better or worse?!"
Rakath
Chaos: "I'm
saying your failure is out of place for your family line."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I
failed to protect her! I'm weak! My status as a Honjou has no bearing
on that!"
Rakath
Chaos: "You
should be able to fight demons and win. If you are unable perhaps you
shouldn't even try to protect your sister. Leave it to the rest of
your clan."
Viewtiful
Rekk: Jin
reaches forward and grabs Li's collar.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Say
that again, and I'll kill you."
Sinisquirrel:
"Jin-san..."
Rakath
Chaos: "Try,
you had such ease hitting me before," Li smiles, "If you
could kill me, then you wouldn't of lost to Demons."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I'll
fight dirty. I'll use all of my power. But don't you dare
insinuate that I would ever stop trying to protect my sister!"
Rakath
Chaos: "Then
train, sweat blood, do what you must to be strong enough."
Rakath
Chaos: "For
starters, I gave you a gift, and you have squandered it."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...Ohka
chose to stay with me, of her own accord."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "She's
hardly a gift."
Y
Ruler of Time: Quince
begs to differ.
Rakath Chaos:
"Let's
go outside for just a moment." Li easily breaks Jin's grasp on
his collar and starts to leave.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...tch."
Viewtiful
Rekk: Jin
looks at Lily. "...I apologize for losing my temper."
Viewtiful
Rekk: He
then walks out after Li.
Sinisquirrel:
She smiles softly
back. "It's okay..." Good luck.
Rakath
Chaos: "You
wish to be strong, and Ohka did choose to go with you, yet what have
you done with her. Does she help you fight at all?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Avatar
Seals are for the weak."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I'd
rather die in battle than win by using such a crutch."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Ohka
understands my feelings."
Rakath
Chaos: "So,
you would rather die in battle than use a Seal such as that. Would
you rather your Sister die in battle than use such a seal?" Li
pauses, spiritual energy gathering around him.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "..."
Jin grimaces.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "It's
not going to come to that."
Rakath
Chaos: "Rumble...
GORYU!" The air around Li burns with spirit energy. This is
pretty absurd power, not Dragon God power, but definitely noticeable.
"It came to that, had the demon wished your sister would be
dead."
Rakath
Chaos: For
a few moments his seal was open, then he closed it, "Choose what
powers you do not use carefully."
Viewtiful
Rekk: Jin
brings an arm up in front of his head. "...."
Rakath
Chaos: "Right
now, if I were to fight you, and didn't hold back.... what would
happen?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...you
would kill me."
Rakath
Chaos: "Am
I weak?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...no."
Rakath
Chaos: "You
can continue as you are if you wish, just realize the work you must
do will be double as you don't use this 'weakling's' power."
Rakath
Chaos: "Thankfully
I'll be here for a while, so I can pick up your slack."
Viewtiful
Rekk: He
scoffs. "I can train myself."
Rakath
Chaos: Li
smiles, "You do that. Now, I should probably go report that I'm
here to the Headmaster...." With that, he vanishes.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: Jin
turns and starts walking towards the forest.
Sinisquirrel:
I only hope that
went well... Though, knowing Jin's (un)lucky streak, probably
not. I guess... I'd better finish up my list.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Hey
Barton."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Wanna
make out?"
A
Big Finale: "...
WHAT?"
Sinisquirrel:
"... eh?"
A
Big Finale:
Bluuuuush.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: He
laughs and punches her on the shouler.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I'm
jokin'. Really. I'm not that desperate yet."
Y
Ruler of Time: "Don't
back down now Amado-kun! Go for it!"
A
Big Finale: "Uhhh!?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I
said I was jokin', you assclown!"
kwikkidus:
"...Indeed. There ws no conviction
to his statement."
Y Ruler of
Time: "I
know what you said with your mouth, but I also know what you want
to say with your heart!"
Sinisquirrel:
That's not
something you should really say to a girl... Lily
sighs.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I
met her like an hour ago!"
Y
Ruler of Time: "Love
at first sight!"
A Big
Finale: "No
you didn't! We met when I locked you out of your room!" ... darn
it, why couldn't she keep her mouth shut?
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...oh
yeeeah."
Viewtiful
Rekk: He
slugs her.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I
HAD TO SLEEP OUTSIDE!"
A
Big Finale: "OW!"
Annnnd to the floor again, but she quickly hopped back up, unstrapped
her Duel Disk, and tried to bean him over the head with
it.
kwikkidus:
Duel Disk CATCH! "Ahem.."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "OW!"
Amado reverently rubs his head.
Sinisquirrel:
"'Love at first
sight...' huh?"
kwikkidus:
"Hannelore. We do not hit our
fellow students."
Y Ruler of
Time: "Yes
you do. I've seen you."
Y
Ruler of Time: "You
got in a fight with Jin-kun and that one nondescriptive Blue
student."
A Big Finale:
"Tell that to him! I'm the one who
got PUNCHED!"
kwikkidus:
"...To rephrase. When one strikes
you with fists, you do not resort to steel."
Y
Ruler of Time: "That
doesn't seem like a good lesson."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "What
about PURE WIND!?"
A
Big Finale: "Oh.
Okay." She dropped the Duel Disk and aimed a fairly weak punch
at his jaw.
Viewtiful Rekk:
He starts whacking
her with the blunt end of his sword.
kwikkidus:
"IT'S DISHONORABLE TO BRING A GUN
TO A SWORDFIGHT!:
Y Ruler of Time:
"Go on thinking that,
Tanaka-kun."
A Big Finale:
Scratch that, being hit with sword. "Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Can I - ow - use the Duel Disk - ow NOW!?"
kwikkidus:
Short of dodging, Amado will be
receiving a PASSIONATE KICK to the gut now. "STOP PICKING ON MY
STUDENTS!"
Viewtiful Rekk:
"AGH MY
ESOPHAGUS!"
Y
Ruler of Time: Crack!
Crack! CRACK!
Y
Ruler of Time: Fuji
palms his staff after it smacks all three of them on the
head.
kwikkidus:
"..." Tanaka rubs his head.
"It appears I am probably bleeding."
A
Big Finale: Crack!
"Ouch!"
Viewtiful Rekk:
"OW!"
Y
Ruler of Time: "All
of you stop fighting!"
Sinisquirrel:
"..." Lily
takes the opportunity to just... walk away.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "They
started it!"
A
Big Finale: "Nuh-uh!
He punched me!"
Y Ruler of
Time: Loom.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "..."
A
Big Finale: ...
scary buff teacher is scary.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "You
got a lot better at that since Ichirou left..."
kwikkidus:
"...FUJI-SAN." Pause. "...that
hurt."
Y Ruler of Time:
"Thank you!" pleased smile.
"It was kind of necessary." Back to looming.
Viewtiful
Rekk: Meanwhile.
Viewtiful
Rekk: Grin.
Viewtiful
Rekk: That
is all.
A
Big Finale: "...
oh! Mr. Fuji, the promise I wanted you to make me!"
Y
Ruler of Time: Loom
over Tanaka a little more before turning to Hannelore. "Oh
yes! What is it, Han-chan?"
A
Big Finale: "...
please help me get better? At putting decks together, and ... stuff?"
Can he resist THE BEGGING EYES?
Viewtiful
Rekk: Amado
whacks her once with the flat end of the sword.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Oi."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Join
Ryuuoumaru."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I'll
teach you about decks and stuff."
Y
Ruler of Time: "Amado-kun
is right!" Fuji nods, "There is only so much I can do to
help my students...special treatment is hard to deal out with so many
young ones to see to. Your fellow students will be better suited to
help you!"
kwikkidus:
"It is... my responsibility as
Tanaka Kudasai, head of Uria Orange, to see to it that my student
gets help!"
Y Ruler of Time:
"...Stop calling her your student,
Tanaka-kun."
Y Ruler of Time:
"And you're not a head of
anything."
Y Ruler of Time:
"Except the nightclub."
A
Big Finale: "Oh
... okay." She turned to Amado. "Can -" Whoops,
there's Tanaka. "Oh, yeah ... I should've asked the group I'm
already in, I guess ... and I don't mind if he calls me his student,
it's okay!"
Viewtiful Rekk:
"...."
Viewtiful
Rekk: Amado
taps Hannelore on the back.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I
beat Tanaka without losing a single life point."
kwikkidus:
"Oh...?" Tanaka looks down,
for a moment his face dark, aside a gleaming white smile. "...I've
done the same to you, Amado!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I
HAD A BUM DRAW!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Amado
is right in Tanaka's face.
A
Big Finale: ...
which, since she had turned to Amado, and hadn't really shifted much
to look at Tanaka, poked her right in the chest.
kwikkidus:
"AND I..!" He pauses, before
moving his sungoggles over his eyes. "Don't like
excuses."
Viewtiful Rekk:
"YOU WANNA GO
RIGHT NOW, BUDDY!?"
A
Big Finale: Hannelore
was still a bit too stunned to do anything except mentally freak
out.
Y Ruler of Time:
Crack! Crack! "I said no
fighting!"
Viewtiful Rekk:
"OW!"
kwikkidus:
For the second time, Tanaka is conked on
the head. "...Ow."
kwikkidus:
"Ah... ANYWAYS!" Back to the
stare-off, sungoggles going sheen. "I think I do...
MAESTRO! THE MUSIC!"
Y Ruler
of Time: Crickets.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "YOUR
MUSIC SUCKS!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Amado
throws his own PDA down on to the ground.
Viewtiful
Rekk: 'Live
and Learn' starts blasting from it.
kwikkidus:
"Fuji-san. We require a cardboard
box. Now."
A Big Finale:
"... hey, that sounds cool. What is
it?"
Viewtiful Rekk:
"This is the
theme of Sonic Adventure 2, the greatest game ever made!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...well.
Greatest game on the Dreamcast anyway."
A
Big Finale: She
blinked. "Oh, a video game, huh?"
kwikkidus:
"At least, the Greatest One Without
Sonic In It. NOW! Cardboard box, Fuji-san, please!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...yeah.
You play video games, don't you?"
A
Big Finale: Hannelore
shook her head. "I've never played one."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: Amado
grabs Hannelore and lifts her over her head.
Seibu
Lion: Joan
is suddenly there to also ellipse
Viewtiful
Rekk: "THIS
GIRL NEEDS WII! STAT!"
A
Big Finale:
"WHA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHH!!"
Viewtiful Rekk:
He starts running for
an exit.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "FOR
THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY FIND ME AN HD TV AND A CLASSIC
CONTROLLER!"
kwikkidus:
"STOP KIDNAPPING MY
STUDENTS!"
kwikkidus:
He chases after Amado.
Seibu
Lion: "The
wii doesn't need an HD TV!"
A
Big Finale: "HELP
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
Y
Ruler of Time: "Since
when does Tanaka-kun think I'm his gofer?"
Viewtiful
Rekk:
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