Viewtiful Rekk (6:57:50 PM): ---------------------------------
Viewtiful Rekk (7:00:23 PM): We begin in the unidentified room in the EEEEVIL persons base. Everyone is seated around the table that is usually used for Li destroying Alastor at Shougi or Naruto: GNT! 4.
kwikkidus (7:00:43 PM): Misere's left arm is in a sling. A DUEL sling.
Viewtiful Rekk (7:00:52 PM): "ALRIGHT. Gentlemen and lady with balls."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:01:10 PM): "It has come to my attention that those four stupid monarchs we summoned are dead."
Rakath Chaos (7:01:20 PM): Lightningbolt and Li is there, a bit late.
Polk Kitsune (7:01:24 PM): Meso's having a private discussion with Alfredo... blinks and looks at the bossman.
Viewtiful Rekk (7:01:35 PM): "LI. YOU'RE LATE."
Rakath Chaos (7:01:56 PM): "Sorry, I crossed a black cat and had to take the long way here."
Polk Kitsune (7:02:17 PM): Meso grins. "Seven years is a loooooong time, isn't it?"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:02:32 PM): "I notice that there's no civil rights movement for black cats. What's up with that?"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:03:02 PM): "I mean, if it's a person you have to have a bunch of protests and stuff!"
kwikkidus (7:03:09 PM): "...You're all wandering off topic again. Monarchs are dead. Discuss." she says clearly. n00bs.
Viewtiful Rekk (7:03:21 PM): He pounds the table with his fist. "WHERE ARE THE PROTESTS FOR THE BLACK FEL- oh. Right. Monarchs."
Rakath Chaos (7:03:24 PM): "We're fine. I've solved our problem."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:03:35 PM): "...How?"
Rakath Chaos (7:04:05 PM): "You'll all find out soon enough. When we get the last two."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:04:32 PM): "...Fine."
Polk Kitsune (7:04:38 PM): Meso blinks, and hops up behind Li. "Naaaaahhhh. Come on, you can tell uuuuusss, you know?"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:04:40 PM): "But first we need to... actually get the last two."
kwikkidus (7:04:51 PM): "Boss, it could hardly be noted as 'fine.' He could be trying to betray us."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:04:56 PM): "HERE'S WHAT I SUGGEST." He slaps some blueprints on the table.
Viewtiful Rekk (7:05:11 PM): "Oh, that's stupid. You're stupid. Shut up stupid."
Polk Kitsune (7:05:24 PM): Meso blinks, and oooohhhs over the print. "Bluuuuuuueeeee."
kwikkidus (7:05:51 PM): Misere facepalms, and begins looking over the blueprints herself. "...Alright then, what's the plan?"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:06:18 PM): He rolls open the reveal that they're of the Duel Academy Gym.
kwikkidus (7:06:36 PM): "The... gym, Al?"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:06:42 PM): "Our intelligence indicates that the last two gods are somewhere... in here." He taps the gym.
Viewtiful Rekk (7:06:57 PM): "The gym. And don't call me Al."
Polk Kitsune (7:07:03 PM): "... How did they get that big thing past the doors?"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:07:29 PM): "Explosives, obviously."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:07:42 PM): "They exploded the doors off, rushed the gods in, and then welded them back on."
kwikkidus (7:07:58 PM): "Impossible, we would have heard such a blast. How can we trust intelligence that's stating the undoable as true?"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:07:59 PM): "AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO!" He shouts, stamping his foot on to the table.
Polk Kitsune (7:08:04 PM): Meso scratched his head, and looked at Alfredo. "They had explosives without us... Yeah, makes me sad too."
Rakath Chaos (7:08:17 PM): "Or the fact without the Monarchs they can make the Gods intangable again. Or something, we don't care."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:08:37 PM): "No, this was definetly explosives."
kwikkidus (7:09:04 PM): "Or maybe you're just obsessed with explosions?" Misere comments casually, looking over the gym. "So, who's going?"
Polk Kitsune (7:09:10 PM): "If you want to pull an elephant out of a car, you gotta know how you put it in in the first place."
Rakath Chaos (7:09:15 PM): "Whatever, we should storm the gym and take the last God that isn't ours."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:09:34 PM): "Isn't it obvious? The polar bears- I mean. LI'S RIGHT. WE ALL GO!"
Rakath Chaos (7:10:36 PM): Lightningbolt, and Li is gone.
Polk Kitsune (7:10:41 PM): Meso grins. "PERFECT!" He raises Alfredo in the air. "RAIDING TIME!"
kwikkidus (7:10:50 PM): "Mmm..." She nods."All right. They shall face the fiery wrath of the collected power of our de--! ...I hate it when he does that."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:11:08 PM): "... You two don't have awesome traveling powers, do you?"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:11:21 PM): "Whatever. Be at the gym in five minutes. NO MORE, NO LESS." Fireball. Alastor is gone.
Polk Kitsune (7:11:29 PM): "I've got Alfredo. That's all I need."
kwikkidus (7:11:55 PM): "And I have my little friends." She says cooly, their spirits hovering up around her. "Later."
Polk Kitsune (7:12:02 PM): Meso snickers, and disappears in the shadows, or under the bed. Whichever takes less time.
kwikkidus (7:12:17 PM): Misere just walks out the door like a f'kin normal human being.
Viewtiful Rekk (7:12:44 PM): "....OH MY GOD, THIS IS BORING!" Amado bellows while inside the gym. "... Masami! Can't you do a... strip tease or something?!"
Myushu (7:12:52 PM): "..."
kwikkidus (7:12:58 PM): "..."
Myushu (7:13:01 PM): "Excuse me?"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:13:12 PM): "Strip tease. Y'know."
Rakath Chaos (7:13:12 PM): Sammi is now once again hiding behind someone for that, Ed this time.
Polk Kitsune (7:13:18 PM): "..."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:13:26 PM): "I'm sure Takumi's filmed about... a dozen of 'em with you by now."
Myushu (7:13:34 PM): "....Excuse me?!"
Myushu (7:13:51 PM): "I do NOT give strip teases, stupid, blue, bastard!"
kwikkidus (7:13:52 PM): "U-u-u-u-u-u-uuhhh... S-s-s-s-s-ssammi? P-p-p-pleasemove!" he says quite sheepishly.
Myushu (7:14:11 PM): "Y'know what? That's probably why you're so uptight!"
Polk Kitsune (7:14:11 PM): Lola sighs and leans against Bee. "Nyu..."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:14:13 PM): "... What, didn't he make you his pupil so he could use you for porn?"
Myushu (7:14:31 PM): Points at him. "Ya can't get any-- WHAT?!"
Polk Kitsune (7:14:43 PM): Casey sighs as he makes his rounds around the gym, looking for any oncomers...
Viewtiful Rekk (7:14:55 PM): Enishi is shuffling through his deck and sighs, pushing up his glasses. "How foolish...."
Rakath Chaos (7:15:18 PM): "O-oh, s-sorry." hides behind Lola.
kwikkidus (7:15:40 PM): Ed sighs heavily,flopping down on the ground, and shuffling his deck boredly."Huuuuuuh... when's something going to happen, anyways?!"
Polk Kitsune (7:16:07 PM): Lola blinked, and looked back at Sammi. "Mew?..." She tilted her head.
Viewtiful Rekk (7:16:07 PM): "... Crawford-san, if you need a wall to hide from all this rampant idiocy... I'm right here." He says, and begins going through his cards again.
Viewtiful Rekk (7:16:18 PM): "... What, he doesn't?"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:16:33 PM): "... Geez, what does he do then?"
Myushu (7:16:47 PM): "You pig! You pervert! You freaking... Just shut up!"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:17:16 PM): "If I'm a pervert and a pig, what does that make Takumi?"
Rakath Chaos (7:17:20 PM): Sammi briefly changes and glares death at Enishi.
Viewtiful Rekk (7:17:33 PM): "What with the... filming of lesbian orgies and all..."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:17:51 PM): Enishi pays the death glare no heed.
Polk Kitsune (7:17:53 PM): Lola blinked, and blushed. "Whaaaaat?"
Myushu (7:18:05 PM): "Takumi-sensei didn't film it personally! He just... happened to and... I don't do anything for him! Not like that!"
Rakath Chaos (7:18:20 PM): Amado's PDA short circuts and starts sparking.
Viewtiful Rekk (7:18:36 PM): "... WTF!"
Myushu (7:18:38 PM): "After all. I have my priorities!" she nodded. "I have Eon-kun and... I'm not going to do anything for anyone else."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:18:57 PM): "I had a freakin' text message to Lily on here, man! What the hell!?"
Myushu (7:19:09 PM): "... Serves you right."
kwikkidus (7:19:19 PM): "You annoyed Robocop-sensei. Obviously."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:19:22 PM): "...Fine, I'll just steal you-" EXPLOSION.
Polk Kitsune (7:19:22 PM): Lola gave a nod. "Yeah!"
Rakath Chaos (7:19:29 PM): Hologram of Takumi appears in the gym, "I film everything that happens at this school, every event. Ultimate knowledge leads to ultimate power."
Rakath Chaos (7:19:46 PM): "Also helps that every building here has the fixings for an arena."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:20:31 PM): The main doors explode, one of them flying across the room, the other one smashing into Amado's FACE.
Myushu (7:20:33 PM): "... Takumi-sensei doesn't film private places, though, right? Tell Amado that!"
Polk Kitsune (7:20:56 PM): Lola eyed the doors and gave a scream. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
kwikkidus (7:20:59 PM): The one that flies across the room runs right into Ed, sending him back-first onto the floor. "Gweeccchhh!" @___@
Myushu (7:21:05 PM): "Gack!" Jenna's attention turned to the blown doors. "WTF?!"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:21:29 PM): Standing in the smoke..... "THE NUMBER ONE NINJA IN SURPRISING PEO- ...wait. Wrong anime."
Myushu (7:21:49 PM): Jenna glared. "Wonderful..."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:22:01 PM): "Demon of the flames....ALASTOR DONOVAN!" Alastor jabs a thumb at himself as the smoke clears, Horus standing behind him.
Rakath Chaos (7:22:15 PM): Takumi would have replied, but explosion took out the connection to the gym from Takumi's computer lab.
Rakath Chaos (7:22:28 PM): Sammi is now hiding behind Jenna.
kwikkidus (7:22:39 PM): "Great entrance, boss...except for the fact that you screwed it up." Misere comments, her own shine balls circling rapidly around her.
Viewtiful Rekk (7:22:46 PM): "... How?"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:22:58 PM): "That was perfect. I had the explosion, I had the pose, I did the evil introduction..."
kwikkidus (7:23:02 PM): "You started with the ninja thing."
Polk Kitsune (7:23:08 PM): Meso's head peeks upside down from the opening. "Alfredo gives that explosion an 8 out of 10."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:23:15 PM): "...I could be a Number One Ninja!"
Rakath Chaos (7:23:19 PM): LIGHTNINGBOLT right in front of Amado, a kick to the jaw as he appears. The God of Creation appearing in a brillant flash of light in a nice guy pose!
Myushu (7:23:33 PM): Jenna glanced back at Sammi, then looked at the intruders. "... How tacky." "Really.."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:23:55 PM): Jo, who was sitting in the bleachers or something, perfectly sketches the lightningbolt, kick, and nice guy pose.
kwikkidus (7:23:56 PM): Ed sits back up, rubbing his head. "Ghhh... Watch where you blow those doors!"
Rakath Chaos (7:24:03 PM): Li stands there, his leg extended, "Now let's just do this nicely."
Polk Kitsune (7:24:21 PM): Lola stared at the intruders, and started to run toward the closest doors. "Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go..."
kwikkidus (7:24:31 PM): "Give us the remaining gods." Misere demands.
Viewtiful Rekk (7:24:40 PM): Amado flies back... but spins in midair all cool-like, and lands, directly facing Li.
Myushu (7:24:42 PM): "No."
Rakath Chaos (7:24:50 PM): "You're mistaken, Misere."
Rakath Chaos (7:24:54 PM): "God."
Rakath Chaos (7:25:03 PM): "We only need Behemoth."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:25:04 PM): " no no, little miss!" Horus flaps his wings, sending a burst of wind at Lola.
Polk Kitsune (7:25:16 PM): Meso grins. "No?" He flipped back on the ground, stepping in. "Oh this should be fun..."
Rakath Chaos (7:25:17 PM): Creator flicks Amado to the wall.
Myushu (7:25:43 PM): "Ed! Watch Lola!"
kwikkidus (7:25:45 PM): "Ahh, yes.. 'Bee.' Well, I suppose I should exact revenge, then. Little girl. Give Bee to me."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:25:48 PM): "... What, you lost interest in napoleon over the-- WHOOP!" He jumps over the Creator's hand. "Gotta be quicker than that!" He pulls down his eyelash and sticks out his tongue.
Rakath Chaos (7:25:48 PM): Li nice guy poses to Creator, who returns the Nice Guy pose to Li.
Polk Kitsune (7:26:16 PM): Lola's eyes went wide as she was tossed back from the gust of wing, caught by Bee's paw, the beast turning and growling toward the bird.
kwikkidus (7:26:18 PM): Ed nods. "Right!" Then, he runs over and interposes himself between the intruders and Lola. "... We're all right. W-w-w-w-well... M-m-maybe."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:26:56 PM): "Hrmph....." Enishi says and shuffles his deck together, before loading it into his Duel Disk. "Go." Zork shows up... and flicks Amado into a wall.
kwikkidus (7:27:08 PM): Misere extends her good arm, and the balls fly towards Bee, aming mostly for the eyes.
Polk Kitsune (7:27:53 PM): Meso grins, and starts running toward Lola and Ed at incredible speed, stopping a few inches in front of Ed's face. "BOO!"
Rakath Chaos (7:28:06 PM): Sammi grips her head again.
kwikkidus (7:28:17 PM): Ever hear a girly scream that could shatter eardrums at point-blank range? Well, Meso has now.
Polk Kitsune (7:28:41 PM): Bee lifted a paw in the air, and swatted at the flying balls with its might.
Viewtiful Rekk (7:28:42 PM): Enishi glances around....only one left. He hops over to Jenna. "Hello... Masami-san."
kwikkidus (7:29:09 PM): The balls go flying back, and return to hovering around Misere rapidly.
Polk Kitsune (7:29:17 PM): Meso plugged his eardrums. "AAAAAARRRRRGH! Dammit! Watch it, girly!"
Myushu (7:29:35 PM): "Er!" Jenna looked at Enishi. "What?"
kwikkidus (7:29:37 PM): "I AM NOT A GIRL! And besides... you scared me! Now go away, you're not getting through me!"
Rakath Chaos (7:29:37 PM): Sammi's eyes calm, and she bashes her own head into Enishi's face. "Shut up."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:30:02 PM): Enishi stumbles back a bit. "Hrmph..."
Myushu (7:30:32 PM): "Ack... Sammi?" Blink.
Viewtiful Rekk (7:30:36 PM): "As... riveting as that was, I feel I must offer you two a chance to surrender."
Polk Kitsune (7:30:45 PM): "You sure sounded liek one." Meso tilted his head, grinning still. "Is that soooooo? And what are you going to do to stop me, girly?"
Myushu (7:30:57 PM): "S... surrender?!"
Rakath Chaos (7:31:01 PM): "I've got a fucking Migrane from all of this," Sammi mutters, slipping her deck in place.
kwikkidus (7:31:15 PM): "...I'll... I'll... I-I-I-I... I'll do something!"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:31:29 PM): "Yes. I haven't a care about the rest of them, but I'd like to avoid injuries to the rest of you. You seem to have brains after all..."
Myushu (7:31:49 PM): "Enishi... You're working with them?!"
Polk Kitsune (7:31:54 PM): Lola wimpered, and slowly backed away from the chaos...
Viewtiful Rekk (7:32:05 PM): "..." He nods.
Polk Kitsune (7:32:39 PM): Meso pulled out his blue gun, tapping Ed's shoulder with it, grinning still. "Really? I have trouble beleiving that..."
Myushu (7:32:48 PM): "... W... why you! How dare you!" She placed her deck into her duel disk. "I'm not surrendering! Not to YOU, or any of the other bastards here!"
Rakath Chaos (7:33:12 PM): Sammi grins, "Now you're talkin'. We can take them, or at least put a hell of a hurt on them first!"
kwikkidus (7:33:13 PM): "... Eeee..." Ed looks at it, shaking like a leaf. "... I... uhh... I-I-I-I'll uhh... I'll beat up Enishi!"
Polk Kitsune (7:33:51 PM): Meso licked his lips. "Is that soooo? Guess I'll have myself a slice of that little girl then..."
kwikkidus (7:34:03 PM): "... Wawawait! I can't let you do that!"
Polk Kitsune (7:35:10 PM): Meso grabbed Ed's shoulder, pulled them back, and frog-leaped over him. "Too bloody bad!"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:35:33 PM): "...LI!" He looks over to the Nice-Guy-Poser. "Get down here and help me with this!"
kwikkidus (7:36:09 PM): Ed whirls around, drawing a card and slamming it on his duel disc. "WHATEVER YOU ARE, GO!" A humanoid with a black blindfold emerges from the ground.
Rakath Chaos (7:36:53 PM): Li ninja-leaps over to join Enishi.
Polk Kitsune (7:36:59 PM): Meso blinked, and twisted his body, looing at the monster. "Oooooohhhh... Wana duel then?"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:37:22 PM): Li is stricken in the back by a Bokuto as he does. Ryu Tsui Sen! (Dragon Hammer Strike!)
kwikkidus (7:37:25 PM): "...I-I-I-I-I... Eeep."
Rakath Chaos (7:37:39 PM): Li is sent to the ground, "You'll pay for that!"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:37:50 PM): "Never turn your back on an opponent, you Rock Lee ripoff!" Amado shouts, pointing his wooden sword at Li.
Rakath Chaos (7:38:03 PM): "From the pathetic manslayer?"
kwikkidus (7:38:03 PM): Misere has a Ball go for the back of Amado's neck. >>
Rakath Chaos (7:38:26 PM): Li vanishes, a kick straight to Amado's jaw again, this time leading into repeated bicycle kicks into the air.
Viewtiful Rekk (7:38:31 PM): Amado wheels around and smashes it back like a baseball. Ryu Kan Sen! (Dragon Spiral Strike!)
kwikkidus (7:38:41 PM): Ball in face. x.x
Polk Kitsune (7:38:43 PM): Meso grinned, and pulled out his duel disk. "If you wanna draw... you gotta play..."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:38:55 PM): "I'll deal with YOU later! Stay out of thi- WHAM." Betrayed by his own advice.
Rakath Chaos (7:39:41 PM): Li then grabs Amado in a hug, "I'll go with that ripoff comment."
Rakath Chaos (7:39:53 PM): Omote Rengan'd.
kwikkidus (7:40:59 PM): "... Crap!"
Polk Kitsune (7:41:14 PM): He pulled a card, and placed it on the field. "Come on then... Zure!" A black humanoid demon apeared, wielding a sword and armor.
Viewtiful Rekk (7:41:29 PM): "Idiot...getting himself distracted by that no-talent..."
kwikkidus (7:41:40 PM): "... Hey! Can't we like, y'know... start over?
Viewtiful Rekk (7:41:47 PM): "Meso's busy... Alastor's... doing nothing. MISERE! GET OVER HERE!"
Polk Kitsune (7:41:55 PM): Meso smirked. "You first then... Girly..."
Rakath Chaos (7:42:01 PM): Li lands gracefully, then falls to one knee. "Grr..."
kwikkidus (7:42:20 PM): "Pssh. Whaaaatever." Misere mutters, walking over to join Enishi. "Though I don't see why you don't simply fight just Jenna."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:42:49 PM): Amado is lying on the ground (is there a crater?), seeming just as beat up, if not worse, than Li.
kwikkidus (7:42:49 PM): "R-r-right! Like I was saying... Three cards facedown, and Homonculous switches to Water! I-I-I'm done!"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:43:22 PM): "Heh... Lotus techniques... idiot." He grins, getting up. "You're done now."
Rakath Chaos (7:43:23 PM): There is in fact a small crater.
Polk Kitsune (7:44:16 PM): Meso smirked. "Good... Draw. Zure Stays on the field...And I'll set down one facedown card for him."
Rakath Chaos (7:44:24 PM): Li smacks Amado in the chest with the belt on his arm. Guess how heavy it is?
Polk Kitsune (7:44:28 PM): "That will do my turn..."
kwikkidus (7:44:37 PM): "Hey... that reminds me... What IS Zure? What does he do?"
Polk Kitsune (7:45:36 PM): Meso smirked. "Zure... Dark Knight of Dark World. He's only a knight though. Strong, but no effects." (1800/1500)
Viewtiful Rekk (7:46:40 PM): "GRRRK!" Amado shrinks back in pain. "Damn... should've figured a Rock Lee ripoff would have some weights on him..."
Rakath Chaos (7:48:15 PM): Sammi grins, "So this is what we've got to face, No problems here!"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:48:25 PM): "Why not duel Masami herself...?" Enishi repeats... and smirks. "Very simple." He spins around... and is standing besides Jenna and Sammi.
Viewtiful Rekk (7:48:37 PM): "3-on-1 is better than 1-on-1."
kwikkidus (7:49:57 PM): "Right..."
Myushu (7:50:57 PM): Jenna blinked, glancing over at Enishi. "Eh?"
Rakath Chaos (7:52:02 PM): "Go back to your side Jackass," Sammi growls. "Or do you think this turncoat thing is good fashion?"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:52:16 PM): Enishi glanced over at Jenna. "... Oh. Is this a bit confusing?"
Myushu (7:52:43 PM): "You keep flipping. It's not very pleasing."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:52:53 PM): "Please. They offered me the chance to join them in order to get revenge on all of you."
kwikkidus (7:53:05 PM): "...We did?"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:53:11 PM): "I only really want revenge on Kaito, and I can easily get that myself."
Myushu (7:53:29 PM): Jenna frowned.
Viewtiful Rekk (7:53:35 PM): "Plus... I just want to screw over that bastard Raikou in any way I can." Smirk.
kwikkidus (7:54:35 PM): "...Wait, three against one?!"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:55:25 PM): "... Yes. I said that a while ago."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:55:47 PM): "Li, where did you hire this girl anyway? She's an idiot." He shouts over to the two fighters.
kwikkidus (7:55:51 PM): "...Screw it! I'm not dueling all three of you!"
Rakath Chaos (7:56:18 PM): "She's one of Alastor's goons. I only hired Meso and you."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:56:28 PM): He glances at Meso.
Viewtiful Rekk (7:56:36 PM): "... Your hiring skills still suck."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:56:56 PM): He then glances at Misere. "What's the matter... don't have the balls?" Smirk.
kwikkidus (7:57:08 PM): "... Exactly! I would need at least three more!"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:58:45 PM): "..."
kwikkidus (7:59:01 PM): "I like to give all my victims at least two balls' worth of effort."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:59:11 PM): "YOU LEFT YOURSELF OPEN, LEE RIPOFF!" Bokuto shoots for Li's face.
Myushu (7:59:17 PM): "... Erg."
Rakath Chaos (7:59:26 PM): Creator steps on Amado.
Viewtiful Rekk (7:59:41 PM): "Honestly..."
Viewtiful Rekk (7:59:54 PM): He looks at Jenna. "HOW can anyone consider these people to be more of a threat than us?"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:59:59 PM): "SUJHG!"
Rakath Chaos (8:00:16 PM): Creator's body pings as he nice guy poses.
kwikkidus (8:00:28 PM): "Enishi. You will get over here, and you WILL crush Jenna like a good little minion!"
Myushu (8:00:41 PM): "No one is crushing Jenna!"
Myushu (8:00:55 PM): "Goofballs or not, you guys totally knocked out Eon-kun and that's not cool!"
Myushu (8:01:18 PM): "So SOMEONE'S gonna duel me here and if it's not that retard of a dude over there!" She pointed at the dueling Meso. "It might as well be you!"
Viewtiful Rekk (8:01:18 PM): "..." Enishi puts two fingers under the bridge of his glasses.
Myushu (8:01:25 PM): "'Cause I will get some revenge!"
Viewtiful Rekk (8:01:27 PM): "Did you just order me...?"
Rakath Chaos (8:01:32 PM): "Enishi, you sit down and watch. I don't trust you on my side."
kwikkidus (8:01:39 PM): "Yes I did. Now get over here, you miserable n00b!"
Viewtiful Rekk (8:01:42 PM): "Stow it Other Sammi."
Rakath Chaos (8:01:42 PM): Sammi deathglares at Enishi.
Viewtiful Rekk (8:01:52 PM): "Nobody but Brusu-sama may command me."
Rakath Chaos (8:02:53 PM): "I'll ask nicely. Sit the fuck down and watch."
Viewtiful Rekk (8:03:23 PM): "Please. I got over any fears I might've had of you long ago."
kwikkidus (8:03:32 PM): "...Then what about fears of ME?!"
Myushu (8:03:45 PM): "You're not that scary, lady."
Viewtiful Rekk (8:03:51 PM): "I have no fears of you. I intend to destroy you utterly."
kwikkidus (8:04:07 PM): ". . . Screw all of you."
Viewtiful Rekk (8:05:08 PM): "NOT SO FAST!" Alastor shoots over with a flying kick... that lands on Misere.
kwikkidus (8:05:19 PM): Misere is floored by a flying kick. "Ghhh..."
Myushu (8:05:34 PM): "Great, you."
Viewtiful Rekk (8:08:48 PM): "YER DAMN RIGHT, CHINCHILLA-GIRL! AHAHA!"
kwikkidus (8:09:03 PM): "... You're standing on my neck, Alastor."
Viewtiful Rekk (8:09:14 PM): "Silence, Flying Squirrel!"
Viewtiful Rekk (8:09:21 PM): Alastor is Cinder Block'd. He gets off.
Myushu (8:09:32 PM): "... Chinchilla-girl? Fur's so not in."
kwikkidus (8:09:50 PM): Misere staggers to her feet. "Ghh..."
Rakath Chaos (8:10:37 PM): Sammi growls, "She was a bit more threatening, since she was threatening us."
Rakath Chaos (8:10:57 PM): "Then again, I kinda liked her, she was treating this two face like a dog."
Viewtiful Rekk (8:11:31 PM): "I do wish Crawford-san would find some way to get you to shut the hell up..." He pushes his glasses up.
Myushu (8:11:32 PM): Jenna nodded. "I agree..."
Rakath Chaos (8:12:12 PM): "She has no control over me when I'm protecting her from mental pain."
kwikkidus (8:12:37 PM): "How about physical pain? Can you protect her there?"
Rakath Chaos (8:13:33 PM): "I can crush your balls easily. So, yes. Yes, I can."
kwikkidus (8:14:13 PM): "...Rrrr..."
kwikkidus (8:17:49 PM): Misere cracks her knuckles. "I'm going to smash YOU!"
Viewtiful Rekk (8:18:22 PM): "Oh goody. I was gonna crush you, too."
kwikkidus (8:18:33 PM): "... You talk too much, kid!"
Viewtiful Rekk (8:19:29 PM): "And you're vastly unattractive."
kwikkidus (8:19:48 PM): "I'm going to enjoy smashing you!"
Viewtiful Rekk (8:20:41 PM): "So! 3-on-1 then!"
Viewtiful Rekk (8:20:55 PM): He claps his hands together. "Splendid! Ladies, are you ready?" He glances at the two.
Rakath Chaos (8:21:06 PM): "You can't count, can you Enishi?"
Viewtiful Rekk (8:21:29 PM): "I assumed the moron was going to stay out."
Rakath Chaos (8:21:49 PM): "So did I, yet you still want to help us. Moron."
Viewtiful Rekk (8:21:58 PM): "Oh, I am wounded."
Viewtiful Rekk (8:22:08 PM): "Shouldn't we be concentrating on our teamwork?"
Myushu (8:22:20 PM): T_T "Whomever's dueling... Let's just duel, already..."
Rakath Chaos (8:22:28 PM): "I keep my teamwork for my teammates. You ready, Jenna?"
Myushu (8:22:37 PM): "Very."
kwikkidus (8:23:09 PM): ... How do I get myself in to these messes...?
kwikkidus (8:24:06 PM): Misere steps back uneasily, her hand on her sling. "I'm going to... play against you... all... myself? Then?"
Viewtiful Rekk (8:24:35 PM): Alastor is on the floor, cross-legged, arranging a bunch of cards.
Viewtiful Rekk (8:24:49 PM): "Just wait a minute, I'm almost ready!"
kwikkidus (8:25:05 PM): "..." Misere facefaults. "Remind me why you're the leader, again?"
Viewtiful Rekk (8:25:36 PM): "I'm cutest."
Myushu (8:25:56 PM): "Heh! Such a joker."
kwikkidus (8:26:22 PM): "Oh yeah... that was why."
kwikkidus (8:30:55 PM): "...Boss, will you be ready by the time it gets around to your turn?"
Viewtiful Rekk (8:32:07 PM): "I'M READY!" He shouts, getting up.
Viewtiful Rekk (8:32:26 PM): He then stands opposite Misere. "Get ready to FALL, little ball girl!"
kwikkidus (8:32:59 PM): "... WHA?!"
Rakath Chaos (8:33:38 PM): "..." Li looks over. "Wrong side Alastor."
Viewtiful Rekk (8:34:07 PM): "... I see." He stands next to Misere. "HAHA! Now the duel starts in EARNEST!"
Viewtiful Rekk (8:34:24 PM): "...." Enishi looks at Jenna. "Please tell me Brusu-Sama and I did better than this."
Myushu (8:35:09 PM): "... Sadly, yes..." >>;
Rakath Chaos (8:35:26 PM): "I like these guys better," Sammi grins. "I know they will fall."
Viewtiful Rekk (8:35:43 PM): "Thank you." ^_^ face.
Rakath Chaos (8:36:19 PM): "Grr, sick of fucking waiting." Draw 6.
kwikkidus (8:36:36 PM): Misere draws five.
Myushu (8:36:53 PM): Jenna draws five as well.
Rakath Chaos (8:37:35 PM): "Two reverses, and summon Disc Fighter in defense mode."
Rakath Chaos (8:37:44 PM): (1000/1000)
kwikkidus (8:37:56 PM): "Anyone care if I go next?"
Viewtiful Rekk (8:37:56 PM): Enishi and Alastor both draw five.
Viewtiful Rekk (8:38:08 PM): "Fine, but I'm going after that."
Myushu (8:38:18 PM): "Then I'll go after Enishi."
kwikkidus (8:38:28 PM): "Fine. Draw."
Viewtiful Rekk (8:38:31 PM): "And I'll go after the mail arrives."
kwikkidus (8:39:26 PM): "I lead with Mystical Shine Ball, and equip it with Chthonian Alliance!"
kwikkidus (8:39:41 PM): "Then, I set three cards facedown, and that's turn!"
Viewtiful Rekk (8:41:27 PM): Enishi draws.
Viewtiful Rekk (8:42:10 PM): "Skilled Black Magician!"
Viewtiful Rekk (8:42:38 PM): "Also... three cards face down." He slips three cards into his duel disk. "Go, pyro."
Viewtiful Rekk (8:44:30 PM): Alastor draws. "Ooh... I like this."
Viewtiful Rekk (8:44:33 PM): (Why shared fields?)
Viewtiful Rekk (8:45:59 PM): "I play METEOR OF DESTRUCTION!"
Rakath Chaos (8:46:40 PM): "Grr..."
Viewtiful Rekk (8:46:42 PM): A vortex forms up above all of them... and rains down a meteor on the three opposing duelists. (-1000)
Myushu (8:47:46 PM): "Ack..."
Viewtiful Rekk (8:47:56 PM): (8000/7000)
Viewtiful Rekk (8:48:16 PM): "I also set this defender! Now go, you female species!"
kwikkidus (8:48:18 PM): "Ni~ice play, boss."
Myushu (8:49:34 PM): "... Female species? I'mma female species your..." She mutterd. "Draw!"
Myushu (8:51:24 PM): "Allright! I summon White Magician Pikeru and equip her with United We Stand!"
kwikkidus (8:51:58 PM): Misere stares at it, as though thinking.
kwikkidus (8:52:04 PM): "Boss, is that thing able to attack right now?"
kwikkidus (8:53:25 PM): "I'm afraid I have to say no, little girl."
Myushu (8:53:34 PM): "... Eh?"
Viewtiful Rekk (8:53:43 PM): "Hmmm..."
kwikkidus (8:53:50 PM): "I activate my facedown card, Magic Jammer. I discard Luminous Spark from my hand, and destroy your United We Stand."
Myushu (8:54:06 PM): "Geh!"
Myushu (8:56:31 PM): "Blargh... Then... End turn."
Rakath Chaos (8:56:38 PM): "Draw!"
Rakath Chaos (8:57:05 PM): "I'll shift my Fighter to attack mode."
Rakath Chaos (8:57:12 PM): "Now to activate Mind Control!"
Rakath Chaos (8:57:41 PM): Alastor's defense vanishes. Only to appear on Sammi's field.
Viewtiful Rekk (8:58:34 PM): "HM. Well this sucks canal water."
Rakath Chaos (8:59:27 PM): "Now then, I'll let Disc Fighter attack that idiot directly."
kwikkidus (8:59:27 PM): "... I have it covered, Boss."
kwikkidus (8:59:52 PM): "Hold on... Refresh my memory... what level is Disc Fighter?"
Rakath Chaos (9:00:29 PM): "Four."
kwikkidus (9:01:18 PM): "Gravity Bind."
Rakath Chaos (9:01:31 PM): "Royal Decree says shut up."
kwikkidus (9:01:48 PM): "Chain! League of Uniform Nomenclature!"
kwikkidus (9:02:35 PM): "My other two balls hit the field, defense mode!"
Viewtiful Rekk (9:03:11 PM): "... Disgusting." Enishi mumbles.
kwikkidus (9:03:24 PM): "I heard that."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:03:35 PM): "O SNAP!" Alastor is disc'd.
Viewtiful Rekk (9:03:56 PM): (7000/7000)
Rakath Chaos (9:04:00 PM): "Now then, I'll shift Alastor's Stone Statue to attack mode."
Rakath Chaos (9:04:10 PM): "Also I'll set my own face down defender."
Rakath Chaos (9:04:30 PM): "That ends it for me."
kwikkidus (9:04:35 PM): "I draw."
kwikkidus (9:05:53 PM): "Well, let's start with the obvious. Mystical Shine Ball? (2100) Destroy Disc Fighter."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:06:34 PM): Enishi glances at Royal Decree. "... Hmph..."
Rakath Chaos (9:06:36 PM): (5900)
kwikkidus (9:06:48 PM): "Then, I continue the obvious, by playing Level Limit - Area B.
kwikkidus (9:07:04 PM): "That will end my turn. And since you can't use traps... my balls will break you!"
Viewtiful Rekk (9:07:11 PM): Skilled Dark Magician shifts into defense mode.
Viewtiful Rekk (9:07:18 PM): Enishi draws.
Viewtiful Rekk (9:07:37 PM): "Few things surpass your idiocy."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:07:48 PM): (Hm. How many spells played since Skilled Black was summoned?)
Viewtiful Rekk (9:08:28 PM): "Do you mind if I get rid of that Decree, Crawford-san?"
Rakath Chaos (9:08:34 PM): "Yes."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:10:03 PM): "Fine. It's your fault when we lose."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:10:42 PM): "I sacrifice Skilled Dark Magician... to summon BLACK MAGICIAN!"
Viewtiful Rekk (9:11:19 PM): Black Magician appears, and kneels down. (2500/2100)
Viewtiful Rekk (9:11:20 PM): "I end."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:13:12 PM): Alastor draws... "Hmm..."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:15:24 PM): Stone Statue shifts to defense mode. "Dead Spirit Knight - Deathcalibur!" A wicked knight riding on horseback appears next to the stone statue. (1900/1800)
Viewtiful Rekk (9:16:11 PM): "YOU. FEMALE SPECIES. GO."
Myushu (9:16:27 PM): "Stop talking to me like that, damn it!"
Viewtiful Rekk (9:17:07 PM): Deathcalibur glances at Pikeru....and suddenly bumrushes her.
Myushu (9:18:24 PM): "Dra-- ack! What the!? Pikeru!"
Viewtiful Rekk (9:18:28 PM): It raises its blade... and cuts right through the small girl's body... before comitting seppukku.
Viewtiful Rekk (9:18:49 PM): "....o snap. Totally didn't see that coming. Ah well. HAHA. NOW WHAT WILL YOU DO?!"
Myushu (9:19:05 PM): "... Shut the fuck up, will ya?" She glared.
kwikkidus (9:19:15 PM): "Oooh, she's feisty."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:19:22 PM): "Indeed..."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:19:28 PM): "I shall take her to be my WIFE. AHAHA!"
Myushu (9:19:44 PM): "Draw... WHAT?!"
kwikkidus (9:19:47 PM): Eon suddenly feels very very restless in his drug-induced coma.
Viewtiful Rekk (9:19:49 PM): Enishi attempts to stifle a laugh and fails.
kwikkidus (9:20:00 PM): "... WHAT?!"
Myushu (9:20:07 PM): "Who the fuck d'ya think you are, eh?!"
Viewtiful Rekk (9:20:20 PM): "Your new HUSBAND, my love!"
Myushu (9:20:21 PM): "Like I'd marry SLIME like you!"
Viewtiful Rekk (9:20:27 PM): "... Slime?"
Rakath Chaos (9:20:35 PM): "Wow, I called him that."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:20:36 PM): "Apparently I'll have to beat some MANNERZ into you first!"
Rakath Chaos (9:20:39 PM): "That's cool."
kwikkidus (9:20:45 PM): "..."
Myushu (9:21:01 PM): "... Put a hand on me... and you'll have no limbs to duel with."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:21:36 PM): "All right then... I'll use these!" He holds up two fake arms.
kwikkidus (9:21:47 PM): "... ... ... WHY DO I WORK FOR YOU?!"
Myushu (9:21:53 PM): "..." Twitch.
Viewtiful Rekk (9:22:10 PM): "... Seriously, why do any of you work for him?" In between blows with Li.
Rakath Chaos (9:22:43 PM): Li and Amado seem to have rested enough, and are fighting like mad. Which is pretty badass, but totally uneeded for this duel.
kwikkidus (9:24:00 PM): "Boss, just hurry up and move, so I can get back to my fansubs."
Myushu (9:26:21 PM): "Damn it... Set a defender! Go!"
Rakath Chaos (9:26:25 PM): Draw.
Rakath Chaos (9:26:39 PM): "I'll summon Amazoness Blowpiper in defense mode." (800/1500)
Rakath Chaos (9:27:21 PM): Sammi flips her defender. An empty throne appears on her field... with Mystic Shine Ball sitting there, the one equipped with Hell's Alliance.
Rakath Chaos (9:27:33 PM): Invader of the Throne is on Misere's field in defense mode.
kwikkidus (9:27:36 PM): "... Humph."
Rakath Chaos (9:27:59 PM): "Now then, I wonder if you like how this plays out? Shine Ball, attack one of your siblings!"
kwikkidus (9:28:49 PM): "The ball dies. You lose 800 attack points. Happy now?"
Rakath Chaos (9:29:15 PM): "A little bit. You can go now."
kwikkidus (9:29:22 PM): "Draw."
kwikkidus (9:29:43 PM): "I set a card facedown, and end my turn. Boss, kill that herniated bastard."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:32:40 PM): Enishi draws.
Viewtiful Rekk (9:32:58 PM): "Aah... this works, too."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:33:52 PM): "I play... BLACK MAGIC!"
kwikkidus (9:34:09 PM): ". . . Hate you, sweetie..."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:34:37 PM): Dark Magician poses. There's some lensflares. All Magic and Traps go bye-bye.
Rakath Chaos (9:34:45 PM): "Cool. If you can tribute off this Shine Ball for me, it would be great."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:34:55 PM): "Sorry, but no."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:35:06 PM): "I can do this." He flips up a card. "Premature Burial!"
Viewtiful Rekk (9:35:37 PM): Lifepoints -800 "I ressurect Skilled Dark Magician!" (1900/1700)
Viewtiful Rekk (9:35:43 PM): (LP check and M/T check)
Rakath Chaos (9:36:02 PM): ( 5100 us. 7000 them I have a reverse and Decree. )
Viewtiful Rekk (9:36:33 PM): "I'll shift Black Magician to attack mode...set one card face down..."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:36:44 PM): "And equip Skilled Dark Magician with Mage Power." Smirk. (5400/5200)
Viewtiful Rekk (9:39:11 PM): "Would you like to start cowering now?" Evil smirk.
kwikkidus (9:39:27 PM): "Meh. I've seen bigger."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:39:37 PM): "Hmmm..." Alastor points at Skilled Dark Magician like a true Phoenix Wright impersonator. "I'D HIT IT."
kwikkidus (9:39:45 PM): "..."
Myushu (9:39:54 PM): "... Guh."
kwikkidus (9:39:56 PM): Misere suddenly has a topknot, and also is pointing. "Me, too!"
Viewtiful Rekk (9:40:42 PM): "... Idiots. Magicians, wreck the Shine Balls."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:40:52 PM): Double Black Magic. Lensflares GALORE.
kwikkidus (9:41:01 PM): Misere's one Shine Ball is destroyed... as is the Invad0r.
Viewtiful Rekk (9:41:16 PM): "On my next two burn." Grin.
Viewtiful Rekk (9:41:20 PM): "One defender. Go."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:41:30 PM): Alastor draws.
Viewtiful Rekk (9:41:50 PM): "... hawt."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:42:03 PM): "... But that ugly girl has the Royal Decree. Hm."
Rakath Chaos (9:42:47 PM):  Sammi growls. "I'd be hurt if you had an IQ higher room temperature."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:44:36 PM): "FINE. I'll just set two cards facedown and play DEVIL'S SANCTUARY!"
Viewtiful Rekk (9:45:35 PM): "This let's me summon... METAL DEVIL TOKEN!" The small metal devil appears. (0/0)
kwikkidus (9:45:37 PM): "Devil's Sanctu--"
Viewtiful Rekk (9:48:07 PM): Metal Devil Token is wearing ninja robes.
Viewtiful Rekk (9:48:25 PM): "YOU. WIFE. GO."
Myushu (9:48:39 PM): Twitch. "I AM NOT YOUR WIFE!"
Myushu (9:49:15 PM): Jenna glared at Alastor and drew.
Viewtiful Rekk (9:49:45 PM): Alastor blows a kiss at Jenna, a small heart flying at her. "You're an angel!"
Myushu (9:49:58 PM): "..."
Rakath Chaos (9:50:01 PM): Li suddenly wants to hurt Alastor.
Myushu (9:50:25 PM): "... Y'know what you need, Alastor-kun~?"
kwikkidus (9:50:37 PM): Eon wakes up. Zaniah pistol-whips him upside the head. And he's down, folks.
Viewtiful Rekk (9:51:01 PM): Amado rains a 15-hit combo on Li. The words "15 HIT!" appears above his head as he poses once he finishes the combo.
Viewtiful Rekk (9:51:22 PM): "Yes, wifey?"
Myushu (9:51:52 PM): "You need a tall glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP." ^_^
Rakath Chaos (9:52:11 PM): Li falls back, vanishes, and kicks Amado into the air, appearing around the air as he repeatedly kicks Amado around. Ura Renge'd.
Myushu (9:52:17 PM): "NOW. I summon Magician's Valkyrie and add malevolent nuzzler!" (2300/1800)
Viewtiful Rekk (9:52:21 PM): "Oh, will you make me one?"
Viewtiful Rekk (9:52:38 PM): Skilled Black Magician: (5900/5700)
Viewtiful Rekk (9:52:44 PM): "Why thank you, Masami-san."
Myushu (9:53:18 PM): "..." Groan, "NO. And you're welcome, Enishi. I hope you hurt him good if I don't." T_T
Viewtiful Rekk (9:54:48 PM): "Just be wary of that Metal Devil..."
Myushu (9:55:15 PM): "... It's a token. Those can't do anything.. Right?"
Viewtiful Rekk (9:55:35 PM): "Just... watch out."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:55:41 PM): "It's in attack mode for a reason..."
Rakath Chaos (9:55:42 PM): "Why not kill his Statue off..."
kwikkidus (9:55:58 PM): "Or, you could always think for yourself, for once."
Rakath Chaos (9:56:13 PM): "Just for that, I'm smacking you with your ball again."
kwikkidus (9:56:31 PM): "Feel free. I quite enjoy it."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:56:35 PM): "Please. Masami-san is far less experienced than the lot of us. I am merely evening the field."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:56:47 PM): Note: Jenna is Yellow while Enishi is Red.
kwikkidus (9:57:04 PM): "... Note the uniforms. She's your higher-up, and even with me."
Myushu (9:57:20 PM): "... What's that suppose to mean, Enishi? I'm not that bad!"
Viewtiful Rekk (9:57:38 PM): "I never said you were bad. I just said we're more experienced."
Viewtiful Rekk (9:59:04 PM): "But... if you wish to attack the Metal Devil, I cannot stop you, I suppose..."
Myushu (10:00:07 PM): "Right!" She pointed at the Statue. "Valkyrie! Attack!"
Viewtiful Rekk (10:00:34 PM): Stone Statue: WE WILL REEMEEEEEEMBEEEEEEEEER
kwikkidus (10:00:37 PM): "...n00b~"
Viewtiful Rekk (10:00:46 PM): Stone Staue: *Lights dim* THE LIOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!
Viewtiful Rekk (10:00:49 PM): d3d.
Viewtiful Rekk (10:02:12 PM): "So....Statue's dead."
Myushu (10:02:33 PM): "Damn right! And you're next!"
Rakath Chaos (10:02:42 PM): Draw.
Viewtiful Rekk (10:02:45 PM): "..."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:02:53 PM): Enishi glances at Sammi, and then at the Metal Devil.
Rakath Chaos (10:03:01 PM): Token loses 500 Atk... but it's zero anyway.
Rakath Chaos (10:03:30 PM): "I'll summon Getsu Fuhma!" (1700/1200)
Rakath Chaos (10:03:57 PM): "Move my Blowpiper to attack mode!" (800/1500)
Rakath Chaos (10:04:48 PM): "Shine Ball, smack your master again!"
Viewtiful Rekk (10:05:18 PM): "ARE YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?!"
Viewtiful Rekk (10:05:28 PM): Metal Devil shoots over in front of Misere.
Viewtiful Rekk (10:05:41 PM): ". . .Oh. Wait. That thing only has 500 attack points, doesn't it?"
Viewtiful Rekk (10:10:33 PM): Metal Devil BREAKS. Good guys lose 500 lifepoints.
Rakath Chaos (10:11:01 PM): "Fine. Fuhma, just hack Alastor to pieces."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:11:16 PM): "OW OW, hey that tickles, OW OW OW"
Rakath Chaos (10:12:08 PM): (4600/4500)
Rakath Chaos (10:12:47 PM): "I'm done now... bastards..."
kwikkidus (10:12:57 PM): "And that leaves me to draw."
kwikkidus (10:13:04 PM): "... Damnit. I set a card and end."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:13:37 PM): Enishi draws, grinning as he does.
Viewtiful Rekk (10:15:06 PM): "Heh... 'fraid I'll have to gut the field a bit, ladies. Insurance and all."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:15:19 PM): "I flip up the magic card... HEAVY STORM!"
Rakath Chaos (10:15:20 PM): "Whatever."
Rakath Chaos (10:15:27 PM): "I'll use my facedown card, then!"
Rakath Chaos (10:15:48 PM): "Don't take this as me likin' you... Rush Recklessly!" Dark Magician gains 700.
Viewtiful Rekk (10:15:54 PM): A storm begins raging through the field, blowing up EVERYTHING.
Viewtiful Rekk (10:16:16 PM): As Skilled Dark Magician was alive by Premeture Burial, it dies.
kwikkidus (10:16:30 PM): "... Hold it."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:16:38 PM): "... 'Scuse me?"
kwikkidus (10:16:47 PM): "I'm afraid I have to activate Scapegoat. I need my fuzzy defensive friends."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:17:00 PM): "Aheh. Is that all...?"
kwikkidus (10:17:09 PM): "...Yes. Continue."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:17:21 PM): "Fine! Flip up Magician of Faith!"
Viewtiful Rekk (10:17:40 PM): A card shoots out of Enishi's graveyard... before going back into his duel disk. "Premature Burial!"
Viewtiful Rekk (10:18:15 PM): (3800) "I ressurect Skilled Dark Magician again!" (1900/1700)
Viewtiful Rekk (10:18:47 PM): "Next...sacrifice Magician of Faith for cybernetic Magician!" A magician wearing a long chrome robe appears. (2400/1000)
Viewtiful Rekk (10:18:59 PM): "Now, my magicians! Crush three of her worthless goats!"
kwikkidus (10:19:27 PM): Misere smiles, as the goaties are crushed. "All right, Alastor, that makes it your move."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:20:00 PM): Alastor draws.
Viewtiful Rekk (10:21:01 PM): "Surprise, surprise... DEVIL'S SANCTUARY!"
kwikkidus (10:21:16 PM): "... Again?"
Viewtiful Rekk (10:21:18 PM): Another Ninja Devil Token appears. (0/0)
Viewtiful Rekk (10:21:38 PM): "The intelligent fighter always runs his best cards in doubles!"
Viewtiful Rekk (10:21:52 PM): He sets a card. "I'll set this facedown... and play Mirage of Nightmare!"
Viewtiful Rekk (10:23:20 PM): "Now go, wifey!"
Myushu (10:23:39 PM): "Stop calling me that already! I'm not your damn wife!!"
kwikkidus (10:24:01 PM): "...Yeah, boss. It's MY balls that'll be smacking her. Not yours."
Myushu (10:24:12 PM): "..."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:24:26 PM): "..."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:24:50 PM): "Y'know. I'm an Evil Equal Oppourtunity Employer..."
Rakath Chaos (10:24:53 PM): "Excuse me..."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:25:01 PM): "So if you've had any... operations... in the past... I'm okay with it."
Rakath Chaos (10:25:02 PM): "But I currently have you by the Ball. Shove it."
Myushu (10:25:16 PM): "Sob sob... Eon-kun waits for now to be unconcious... Draw..."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:25:56 PM): "HOLD IT!"
Myushu (10:26:04 PM): "Summon White Magician Pikeru! Set one reverse-- wha?"
Viewtiful Rekk (10:26:13 PM): Mirage of Nightmare glows. "It's the oppponent's standby phase... so I get to draw four new cards!"
Viewtiful Rekk (10:26:28 PM): He pulls four cards from his deck.
Myushu (10:27:25 PM): "... Whatever! End."
Rakath Chaos (10:27:57 PM): Draw.
Rakath Chaos (10:28:15 PM): Sammi raises her eyebrow, "If it worked for stick-jock idiot..."
Rakath Chaos (10:28:30 PM): "I'll play Calling Reinforcements!"
Viewtiful Rekk (10:29:27 PM): Amado sneezes, dropping his guard as he does.
Rakath Chaos (10:29:37 PM): Sammi picks a monster from her deck.
Rakath Chaos (10:29:57 PM): Li kicks Amado in the face as his guard is down. "Dynamic Entry!"
Viewtiful Rekk (10:30:10 PM): "GBISHGHOS!"
Rakath Chaos (10:30:22 PM): "I'll search and then summon Warrior Lady of the Wasteland!" Sammi grins as her female warrior summons.
Viewtiful Rekk (10:30:26 PM): Enishi glances at the fight. "... Do that again in about five minutes."
Rakath Chaos (10:30:38 PM): "Now... FUSION!"
Rakath Chaos (10:31:27 PM): A small duststorm blows through the room. Warrior Lady and Pikeru vanish in the small whirlwind.
Viewtiful Rekk (10:31:38 PM): "Oh my... what might this be?"
Myushu (10:31:56 PM): "Ah?" Jenna watched curiously
kwikkidus (10:31:59 PM): "Something... unexpected."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:32:18 PM): "MY HEART IS BEATING!"
Viewtiful Rekk (10:32:44 PM): "I mean. Expression of mild surprise."
Rakath Chaos (10:32:45 PM): A young woman, about 20, appears in the arena, wearing a cowboy hat with scapegoat horns on it. She also wears an odd mix of priestess robes and a dust cape, with a staff that has a blade on the tip.
Rakath Chaos (10:33:20 PM): Sammi grins. "Wasteland Priestess - Pikeru!" (2100/1000)
kwikkidus (10:33:31 PM): Misere's brain hemhorrages.
Rakath Chaos (10:34:19 PM): "Getsu Fuhma, kill the remaining Goat! Piper, kill that damn Devil Token."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:35:00 PM): Ninja Devil Token dies once more.
Rakath Chaos (10:35:43 PM): "Now then, Pikeru!" Sammi grins. "Hit Alastor while Shine Ball hits Misere."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:36:08 PM): (2100/3000)
Rakath Chaos (10:36:14 PM): Pikeru rushes forward, and then tips her hat as she stabs him in the chest.
Viewtiful Rekk (10:36:39 PM): "Hey, you're sorta hot, wanna be my second wi- OW THAT'S PAIN."
Myushu (10:36:50 PM): "Haa!"
kwikkidus (10:36:57 PM): Misere gets balled in the cheek. "...Hrmph."
Rakath Chaos (10:37:24 PM): "Right then, it for me."
kwikkidus (10:37:30 PM): "Draw."
kwikkidus (10:37:41 PM): "Summon - Agent of Creation Venus."
kwikkidus (10:38:17 PM): Misere points at the Mystical Shine Ball. "Venus, Creation Vice. Go."
Rakath Chaos (10:38:35 PM): - 1100
Rakath Chaos (10:38:43 PM): "Finally, that trash is off my field."
kwikkidus (10:38:54 PM): "I end my turn."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:39:09 PM): Enishi draws.
Viewtiful Rekk (10:40:16 PM): "Skilled Black Magician... kill the Agent of Creation."
kwikkidus (10:40:33 PM): Agent EXPLODEIFIES!!!! "... GGghhhh..."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:40:46 PM): "Ladies... mind if I end this?"
Rakath Chaos (10:40:53 PM): ( 1800/1900)
Rakath Chaos (10:41:12 PM): "I don't care, I've got a headache..."
Myushu (10:41:50 PM): "Go ahead!"
Viewtiful Rekk (10:41:57 PM): "All right..."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:42:01 PM): He glances at Misere. "You."
kwikkidus (10:42:24 PM): "Mmm?"
Viewtiful Rekk (10:42:26 PM): "Apologize for ordering me around and admit Terra Firma and Brusu-sama are a hundred times stronger than this sham that you people have going."
kwikkidus (10:43:03 PM): "I'm sorry Terra Firma and Brusu-sama are a hundred times less here than this sham we people have going."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:43:11 PM): "..."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:43:17 PM): "I did give her a chance, didn't I?"
Viewtiful Rekk (10:43:45 PM): He points at the girl. "Magicians. See that it's painful."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:44:12 PM): Cybernetic Magician, Skilled Dark Magician, and Black Magician all descend upon Misere...
kwikkidus (10:44:51 PM): Sigh. "... Just not the one that's already broken, all right?"
Viewtiful Rekk (10:45:19 PM): Dark Magician smashes her other arm with his staff.
Viewtiful Rekk (10:45:28 PM): The three then proceed to beat the living crap out of her.
Myushu (10:45:44 PM): "... would've been better if he went after Alastor..." Mumble.
kwikkidus (10:45:46 PM): Misere is alive, but crapless.
Viewtiful Rekk (10:46:17 PM): Alastor is busying himself with watching Li vs. Amado.
kwikkidus (10:47:49 PM): "... That... hurt..." Unconcious!
Rakath Chaos (10:47:55 PM): Li is doing something like Naruto rendan, only in place of Kage Bushins he has three Hero Kids.
Viewtiful Rekk (10:48:28 PM): "YOUR NAME ISN'T FOUR SYLLALBLE--" axe kick'd.
Viewtiful Rekk (10:50:01 PM): "...Think someone should help him?" Enishi asks idly.
Myushu (10:50:18 PM): "After what he said about me? Psht."
Rakath Chaos (10:50:35 PM): Sammi limps over to Jenna. "Jenna..."
Myushu (10:51:06 PM): "Ahh! Sammi! Are you okay...?"
Rakath Chaos (10:51:22 PM): "I need to get out of here."
Myushu (10:52:22 PM): She nodded her head. "Hai! Shall I help you to your dorm...?" seeing that she was limping, Jenna helped her stand.
Rakath Chaos (10:52:46 PM): "Yeah... if I faint it means she took over again."
Myushu (10:54:20 PM): "All right.." she looked at Enishi. "Enishi... make sure those idiots don't do anything... or something. And I swear, if you do that flip-flopping thing again... Well, y'know!"
Rakath Chaos (10:54:32 PM): Sammi takes Wasteland Priestess - Pikeru, and hands it to Jenna. "Take this."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:54:41 PM): "Trust me..."
Rakath Chaos (10:54:53 PM): "I'd rather not."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:54:58 PM): "I won't turn against either of you at the least."
Viewtiful Rekk (10:55:08 PM): "The only one I want is Kaito..." His fist clenches together.
Viewtiful Rekk (10:57:53 PM): "... Then we'll just see what happens when the time comes." He walks off.
Myushu (10:58:38 PM): "... Thanks, Sammi," she smiled back, accepting the card. "Let's get you to your dorm now." She looked back at Enishi wearily, then headed to the dorms with Sammi.
Rakath Chaos (11:00:37 PM): Li beats Amado into a wall. "You can't win, God smiles on me." It's true, Creator is smiling.
Viewtiful Rekk (11:01:23 PM): "H-heh... you've forgotten something..."
Rakath Chaos (11:02:26 PM): Hero Kid leaps forth and tries to steal the Bokuto.
Viewtiful Rekk (11:04:36 PM): Amado is suddenly behind the Hero Kid, his bokuto smashing into the back of his head and sending him into the wall.
Rakath Chaos (11:04:57 PM): As Amado tries to bring down the Bokuto, two more Hero Kids catch it.
Viewtiful Rekk (11:06:26 PM): "... Hm. Well this sucks."
Rakath Chaos (11:06:58 PM): Li sweep kicks Amado's feet out from under him.
Rakath Chaos (11:07:09 PM): Then the Hero Kids turn to look.
Viewtiful Rekk (11:07:30 PM): Amado leaps into the air... and then lands on one of the Hero Kids' back.
Viewtiful Rekk (11:07:46 PM): "Gimme my Bokuto, or I snap the scrawny one's neck RIGHT HERE."
Rakath Chaos (11:09:02 PM): Li nods, and the two Kids throw the Bokuto aimed for right out of Amado's reach. As it's thrown, Li vanishes.
Viewtiful Rekk (11:09:33 PM): Amado leaps off the Kids' back and grabs the bokuto. "HAHA, NOW YOU ALL DI-- where'd he go?"
Rakath Chaos (11:10:08 PM): Li kicks Amado in the gut.
Viewtiful Rekk (11:11:17 PM): "Bluurck!" Amado flies back a bit. "... Okay, that's enough of that." He rushes forward, going for nine consecutive strikes on Li. Kuzu Ryu Sen! (Nine Headed Dragon!)
Rakath Chaos (11:12:51 PM): Lighting strikes Li before the first strike from Kuzu Ryu Sen.
Rakath Chaos (11:13:10 PM): Lightning strikes again on Creator's shoulder, and appears Li stands there, "So slow."
Viewtiful Rekk (11:13:39 PM): Amado swings... and misses. "Hrmph...yeah. Undodgable my ass..." He mumbles.
Rakath Chaos (11:16:25 PM): "Now then, this is worthless. Let's regroup." Creator gleams and vanishes. Li is gone, too. The Hero Kids also vanish.
Viewtiful Rekk (11:16:57 PM): "....Hrmph."
Viewtiful Rekk (11:17:30 PM): "Why is Lily-chan always gone when I do well in my fights...?"
Rakath Chaos (11:17:33 PM): Li reappears for a moment in a flash of lightning, and picks Misere up. "Right, can't leave this one."
Rakath Chaos (11:17:41 PM): Lightning again, gone.
Viewtiful Rekk (11:18:53 PM): ----------------------------