Viewtiful Rekk: ----------------------------------------------
Viewtiful
Rekk: Jin glanced down at his PDA, watching the duel that had been
forwarded to him by Mylene for what had to be the fourth or higher time.
...Tch...why the hell did you send this to me...? Now I gotta tell Meso, or
it's my ass....
Viewtiful Rekk:
"..." A small sigh. Before he dialed in
Meso's number and punched 'send'.
Polk Kitsune:
"HELOOOoooooOOO!" Meso tapped on
his PDA. "Who is it? What do you want?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...It's Jin."
Viewtiful Rekk:
"I have a question."
Polk
Kitsune: He blinked, and frowned. "Yeah. Shoot. What
is it? Arguing with my friend?"
Viewtiful Rekk:
"No. I'm good at drowning out whatever
inane chatter he offers."
Viewtiful Rekk:
"I just wanna know why in the hell your
sister attacked my sister."
Viewtiful Rekk:
"And what's stopping me from finding her
and bashing her skull into a wall about a dozen times."
Polk
Kitsune: He shrugged. "Didn't have much choice, bub.
Boss' order. Besides, she was only after the duel spirit."
Polk
Kitsune: "And two, your sis already did enough to my
sis, if you know how it ended."
Viewtiful Rekk:
"Yeah. About that. Don't go after God
Spirits, moron. That's not a power that humans should try to harness. Or demons
as small-time as you either."
Polk Kitsune:
"Blah blah blah. Too bad.
Already got one. Are there any more insults you want to trade,
minion?"
Viewtiful Rekk: He rubs his temple. "..Anyway. I have some news. Something that'll
probably interest you."
Polk Kitsune:
He blinks. "Huh huh? Really? Do
tell."
Viewtiful Rekk: "You know that one girl in Osiris? Batolli?"
Polk
Kitsune: "Yeah, pretty well..." He raised an eyebrow.
"Did she get lost somewhere, ooorrr?"
Viewtiful Rekk:
"Yeah. She's definetly working against
you."
Polk Kitsune: "... Do tell. What tells you
that?"
Viewtiful Rekk: "She's been helping Ed Finklestein and all of his
friends."
Viewtiful Rekk: "She recorded the duel between our sisters and sent one copy to
me, and one to Finklestein, and one to Amado Tsukayama."
Polk
Kitsune: "... Really now? Why am I not
surprised?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Like I said. You're small-time."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "It's a miracle you've kept her under your thumb this
long."
Polk Kitsune: He snerked. "Yes, I guess she thought the
hypnosis wouldn't do enough... She's crafty, as expected."
Polk
Kitsune: "Everything's falling into place, really." He
shook his head. "I beter go see her..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Also." A smirk crawls on to Jin's face.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "She's planning to exorcise you."
Polk
Kitsune: "..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "That would be the ultimate defeat for you wouldn't
it?"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Defeated by your own minion then sent back to whatever hovel you
crawled out of."
Polk
Kitsune: He snickered. "REALLY NOW? You think she
hasn't threatened me enough with that? Even tried to reassure my host with her
little teamwork?"
Polk
Kitsune: "Why do you think I haven't finished her off
already? Why do you think I'm not worried?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Because you're too arrogant."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I do wonder. What if someone skilled in the arts of magic
and sealing were to help her..."
Polk Kitsune:
"You're talking to a demon,
bub..."
Viewtiful Rekk: "A small-time one."
Viewtiful Rekk:
"At any rate. She's in my dorm right
now."
Polk Kitsune: He waved a finger. "Right, right... I'll be
right over there!"
Viewtiful Rekk:
"You do that." Jin smirks and hangs
up.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Arrogant small-time bastard." He packs up a few things, and is
out the door.
Polk
Kitsune: He closed his PDA, grinning. Let the hunt
begin...
Viewtiful
Rekk: He closes the door. Let the goose chase
begin...
Sinisquirrel:
Some time later, in a garage somewhere
(and not Jin's room, for those of you who can spot the
obvious)...
Sinisquirrel:
A certain blonde figure let out a sneeze,
bonking her head against the underside of a muffler. "GHH!"
kwikkidus:
"...You okay, rival?" Ed comments wryly, searching
through the millions of tools that seemed to be around.
Sinisquirrel:
"Yeeeeah!" came the reply, Mylene rolling
out from under the truck's bed. "It's just, you know, ever get that feeling
something bad was gonna happen?"
kwikkidus:
"...Every now and again. Why?"
Sinisquirrel:
"Eh, I just got that right now." With the
roll of the wheels, she's back under, until a hand protrudes. "Number four Allen
wrench, please."
kwikkidus:
"...Number who what?"
Sinisquirrel:
"S'at the top case... looks like an "L."
Has a four on the side."
kwikkidus:
"...Reeh... Right!" He grabs it, and hands the wrench
over. "This one, right?"
Sinisquirrel:
She doesn't exactly take the time to peek
out from under her station. "Is it L-shaped?"
kwikkidus:
"Yes."
Sinisquirrel:
"Right, then. It should do." Her
hand opens, prompting him to hand it over.
Polk
Kitsune: A familiar hand came under the station, and
handed the right tool to the girl. "This one, right?"
Sinisquirrel:
"RiiiiAAAGH!" CLONG! Stars and
other such shapes are seen as the panic attack is underway.
kwikkidus:
"...Reeeh?"
Polk Kitsune:
"HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! PERFECT!" Meso
Lifted back up, grinning in Ed's direction. "You know you two were damn hard to
track?"
kwikkidus:
"...You..." He scowls. "You... demon... thing. It's
about time you showed up."
Sinisquirrel:
Mylene slowly rolls out from under the
truck, a hand rubbing her head as she wobbles over to Ed. When she's steady, she
lets out an echoing "Yeah!" of agreement.
Polk
Kitsune: "... So you know. I wonder how many do know.
Anyhow..." He waved his hand. "If you don't mind, I'll be taking my little pet
here back with me."
Polk
Kitsune: "She's been very, very naughty." He grinned
visciously, his hands squeezing into fists. "And needs some proper
punishment..."
kwikkidus:
"...I'm afraid I mind, Meso. Or should I call you
Munos? I prefer being formal..." He pulls out a gnared wooden magin' staff, with
runic inscriptions! And prettyness! "She's not your pet
anymore."
Sinisquirrel:
"Right! I'm not going back with you!"
Then, quickly, a whisper: "What about Melissa?"
Polk
Kitsune: Melissa peeked over Ed's shoulder.
"Oooohhhh~! Pretty~!" She giggled cheerfully.
Polk
Kitsune: She whispered to Ed. "I like whispering
too."
Sinisquirrel:
"GHHK!" Oops. Spoke too
soon.
Viewtiful Rekk: Suddenly, one of the garage doors opens....and Jin peeks
in.
Sinisquirrel:
"... they're coming out of the woodwork!"
Mylene cries, spotting Jin at the door as she rears back from Melissa on Ed's
shoulder.
Viewtiful Rekk: "...Oh hell, he's already here." He grumbles, and begins an
attempt to sneak back out before noti... "...Dammit."
kwikkidus:
"..." an eyetwitch. "I'm not scared of you.
Regardless of what you did last time... I'm not scared!"
Polk
Kitsune: He snickered, noticing Jin peeking. "Come on
in, minion..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "..." A sigh. He walks in and shuts the door behind
him.
Polk Kitsune: "Goood..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I'm not your minion, you small time
bastard..."
Polk Kitsune: "Blah blah blah. Contrat's still signed,
bub..."
Sinisquirrel:
"..." Mylene sighed... Jin seemed to be
possessed of his own mind, but still under Meso's control? Yeah. She could
sympathize.
Viewtiful
Rekk: A smirk. "We'll see how your contract keeps after you're back
where you belong."
Polk
Kitsune: "Now..." He looked at the pair, smirking as
he aproached. "Time for me to get my pet back..."
kwikkidus:
"...I don't think so!" He spins the staff forward.
"Meso! Rival and I challenge you two to a duel!"
Polk
Kitsune: Meso froze in his tracks. "What?... What was
that?"
kwikkidus:
"We. Challenge you. To a duel."
Sinisquirrel:
Mylene grows defiant, glaring at Meso.
"Did he STUTTER?"
Viewtiful Rekk:
A smirk. Bingo.
Polk
Kitsune: Melissa giggled, tapping her hands. "I know
what this means!" She hopped in place. "Fun fun fun fun!"
Sinisquirrel:
"You, and Melissa."
Polk
Kitsune: "Me... And Melissa, huh?"
Polk
Kitsune: "Now why would you want to duel the both of
us, huh?"
kwikkidus:
"...That way there won't be anywhere for you two to
run to when you're weakened after we kick your butt.."
Sinisquirrel:
"And after that, nobody will be your
'pet,' or anything else, ever again."
kwikkidus:
"Abusing other people... crushing their hopes and
dreams and forcing them to be subordinate to you... it ends today,
Munos."
Polk Kitsune: Meso... Or rather, Munos, smirked, and gave a
nod. "Sure, sure, blah blah blah..." He shook his head. "Big talk for
squirts."
Viewtiful Rekk: "If I may interject..."
Viewtiful Rekk:
Jin points a finger at Ed. "He's
beaten you before, or so I've heard."
kwikkidus:
"...Peh. It gets better. You two get weak after just
losing a duel. So... I'm going to up the ante a little." The staff starts to
glow a plethora of colors, including some that aren't even
colors.
Sinisquirrel:
"Hmph! That's why I'm here... this isn't
something that can be done alone."
Polk Kitsune:
Meso snickered, his smirk only
growing as the glow got brighter. "Oooohhh. Scary..."
Polk
Kitsune: "Ooooohhh~<3 SHINEY! Hehehehe." Melissa
came back toward Meso, watching the staff with wide eyes.
kwikkidus:
"Well... not by me, anyways..." He puts out his right
hand, reaching it in Mylene's general direction, as he starts chanting. And the
glow gets bigger, as a small circle forms under himself, expanding slowly
outward.
Sinisquirrel:
Mylene takes Ed's hand, assuming it would
be as he wished, allowing him permission to take what he
needs.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Impressive...."
Polk Kitsune:
His eyes narrowed. "I knew it...
You're perfect." He licked his lips hungrily.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...Hey Finklestein."
kwikkidus:
"...Talk later." The chanting resumes, and the entire
room is rather soon inside of a big, glowy circle. Complete with lighting
effects that somehow look like cherry blossoms.
Polk
Kitsune: He whispered. "Just as
planned..."
kwikkidus:
There's a bright flash of light, and everyone in the
room, next thing anyone knows, is near a tree, in the middle of a large, grassy
field. "...Mmm..." He falls over to one knee, panting for
breath.
Viewtiful Rekk: "..." Sweatdrop. "How much experience do you two have with
conjuring Shadow Games anyway...?"
Sinisquirrel:
As would she, but Mylene would rather try
to keep their inner morale up by trying to look stronger than she felt, only
falling part way. Wow... that's like... a kick to the
stomach.
kwikkidus:
"This... was my first." Another pant for breath, and
he stands up, shaking his head and breathing heavily."Don't worry... I'm
fine."
Polk Kitsune: Melissa looked around in amazement.
"Uwaaaaaa... Pretty..."
Sinisquirrel:
"S-still gonna be able to do this,
partner?"
Polk Kitsune: "Nice... Pretty nice, kid. I knew you had it
in you. Nice place for a shadow game..." He grinned wickedly. "A pure place for
me to corrupt."
Sinisquirrel:
A smirk. "Corrupt? I don't think
so."
kwikkidus:
"...I won't let you corrupt this place. It's...
important to my memories. And I won't let anything happen
here."
Sinisquirrel:
"It's also... 'the zone of equality,'
right?" Mylene looks at Ed, letting go of his hand.
Polk
Kitsune: A snicker once more. "And you're willing to
bring us here?" He shook his head. "How touching. Bleh."
Polk
Kitsune: "To bring us all here... You must be getting
serious. Mwehehehe." He glared at Ed. "Then it's time for me to get serious
myself."
kwikkidus:
"Mmm, exactly." he nods. "I'm deadly serious... to
bring you to this spot. Now then." His disc activates. "We're going to start,
right?"
Polk Kitsune: He waved a finger, shaking his head. "Without
letting me set up properly? Now now, what manners you have. After you spent so
much time getting us here..."
Polk Kitsune:
"It took so long for me to get
you to pull this off. I wouldn't want to slip just when I'm about to take over
the both of you."
Sinisquirrel:
Mylene fires up hers as well, slipping
her deck in. "Hmph. You're one to talk."
kwikkidus:
"...Make it quick." He continues panting for breath,
finally getting over the initial exertion.
Polk
Kitsune: "Fine..." He pulled out his duel disk in one
hand, and in the other... the infamous rubber chicken.
Polk
Kitsune: After putting the duel disk on, he looked at
the toy, and gripped into it tightly as the rubber tore to pieces and opened,
revealing a pure black orb.
Polk Kitsune:
A quick swipe of his hand, and
the orb was now in the duel disk. "There... This game should be enough to
release a few of them."
kwikkidus:
"...Reeh?"
Viewtiful Rekk:
"..." Jin's eyes
narrow.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Be careful. That's where he keeps his
friends."
Sinisquirrel:
"E-eh? EHH!?" She looked from Jin to the
now-sunken orb, shocked because she'd had NO idea that's where he kept his
power, despite seeing 'Alfredo' so many times.
Polk
Kitsune: He raised the disk in the air, and a cracking
sound came out as black tendrils shot forth, wrapping around the equipment,
twisting it, reshaping it, turning the silver into a shining black
color.
kwikkidus:
"...You're not supposed to have any cool tricks.
That's what I'm supposed to have!"
Sinisquirrel:
"I kinda don't think that's important
now, Ed!"
Polk Kitsune: And as the changes finished, shadows started
to erupt for the orb, gathering around Meso and Melissa, each one with glowing
red eyes and teeth that would make a dinosaur jealous, all cackling
evilly.
kwikkidus:
"...So then, we agree on terms for this duel, right
here and now."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...." Jin pulls out his short sword, and plants the blade into
the ground. He then crouches down, and begins mumbling.....something. Whatever
it is, at this point, he's in a trance.
Polk
Kitsune: Munos snickered along with them. "Do tell..."
He looked at the shadows. "It's been a while since my minions had a day out of
the orb of chaos..."
kwikkidus:
"When we win, we're going to kick you and that other
demon out of Meso and Melissa! You're not going to be able to call Mylene 'pet'
anymore, and you're gonna be banished right back to whatever pit spawned you!" A
dramatic point!
Sinisquirrel:
"What about Jin?"
kwikkidus:
"...Oh, yeah, him too, I guess! He's not your pet
anymore either!"
Sinisquirrel:
"..." Close enough. After all, she
did feel some sympathy for the Obelisk.
Polk
Kitsune: He snickered. "So be it... But when we win,
my deal little mortal, my friends are going to take over your bodies, minds and
souls" A black tentacle wrapped around his leg.
Polk
Kitsune: "Just like I have little Meso here. My
servants..."
Polk
Kitsune: "And all your powers will be mine...
Yesss...."
Sinisquirrel:
"... are you sure about it, Ed? I mean...
I was resigned to that, being under his control forever... but
you..."
kwikkidus:
"I gave my word. To back out now would be ignoble...
And besides..." He smiles widely. "I'm not going to lose. I know alllll about
him."
Polk Kitsune: He waved a finger. "No, my dear pet. This
fate would be much deeper. "In fact, this is all that I wanted since I got my
hands on this body."
Sinisquirrel:
"... eh?"
Polk
Kitsune: "A spellcaster, specialised in bending
realities and summoning, to release my brethens from this acursed orb... And a
weapon specialist, giving us power that no one on this plane of existence could
attain. Yeesssss."
Polk
Kitsune: "And with all the powers the demons will feed
you two..." His eyes almost seemed to glow red like the other demons. "We're
going to make the world squeal in pain, horror and misery."
Polk
Kitsune: "We're literally going to make a living
Hell."
Sinisquirrel:
She gulped. "Then... we know what the
terms are."
kwikkidus:
"I swear on what little nobility I have...On the
sacrifice Mobius made... and on Doriado, who you stole from me... I swear I'm
going to finish you off. Once and for all."
Polk
Kitsune: "And it all comes down to
this..."
Polk Kitsune: The tentacles wrapped around Melissa, who
somehow didn't seem as cheerful and bright as always, but almost as twisted as
Munos as they crawled under her skin.
kwikkidus:
"...Are you two ready yet?"
Polk
Kitsune: Munos grinned. "Yes... Get angry, that's
right. That's exactly why I targeted you from the very beginning. Why I planted
everything, fixed all my losses... Yessss..."
Sinisquirrel:
Melissa... Meso... what are they doing
to you now? Mylene wonders, watching Melissa's expression
change.
kwikkidus:
"...Angry? I'm just wondering if you're
done."
Polk Kitsune: He looked back at the shadows. "Pull him out,
NOW!" As he finished the words, a tentacle pulled out from the body, dragging
back the spirit of the host, squirming and stuggling against
them.
Polk Kitsune: "Perfect... no more distractions. You play
with him as you please, boys." Munos grinned back toward Ed. "Yes... Finally
ready."
Sinisquirrel:
"!! Meso!" Mylene glares as Munos.
"What've you done to him!?"
Polk Kitsune:
He shrugged, grinning still.
"Getting rid of anything getting in my way. You should have heard him screaming
in my head. It's annoying!"
Polk Kitsune:
"Besides, my minions need a good
chewtoy to pass the time..."
kwikkidus:
"...Rrr...." Ed scowls, then points straight at the
demon. "There's no creulty upon sacred grounds as this! Any cheating will be
seriously punished. You'd do best to remember that!"
Polk
Kitsune: He smirked. "I remember that. Beleive me, I
know shadow games."
Polk
Kitsune: "In fact, I took him out so I didn't get any
help from him. And I haven't trigered 'Mimi' either. It's all good, all
good."
Sinisquirrel:
"Meso..." How dare he mention that
name!? A small growl came from the girl, as well as a quick, silent prayer,
before her head shot up. "Then let's go!"
kwikkidus:
"...Right then. We'll see who moves when in the usual
method."
Polk Kitsune: The twins both pulled their decks out, and in
synch, placed them in. "Duel!"
Polk Kitsune:
Melissa pulled six cards. "I'll
start! KYA!"
Sinisquirrel:
"Mff." Mylene draws
five.
kwikkidus:
"Heh... I'm last, then." Ed too draws
five.
Polk Kitsune: Munos smirked. "Always the ladies first, of
course..."
kwikkidus:
"... Age before beauty, then?"
Sinisquirrel:
"... what're you suggesting, Ed?" A wry
smile was shot towards her partner.
kwikkidus:
"...Reeh! Nonono... I meant that... They're
old!"
kwikkidus:
"...And of course that I at least am prettier than
Munos."
Polk Kitsune: She smirked. "I'll start with Toon Table of
Contents! This lets me fetch a Toon card from my deck, and place it in my
hand!"
Sinisquirrel:
"... erk." No time to worry about
chit-chat now. Mylene was fairly sure just what that Toon Table of Contents was
going to search, and when it did... Bad, right in the first
move!
Polk Kitsune: She pulled a card, and placed it in the
field. "Letting me grab and summon my first Toon monster! Toon Goblin Attack
Force!" (2300/0)
Polk
Kitsune: She giggled. "And that will end my
turn!"
Sinisquirrel:
... not Toon World? That's...
weird... "Draw!" Mylene took a card from her disk, and assessed her
hand.
kwikkidus:
I'm willing to bet she's got that Toon World card
in her hand already... Next turn, she should play it, and then attack directly
with Toon Goblin Attack Force.
Sinisquirrel:
Well, just in case... "I'll lay
one monster in face-down Defense Position." The back of a card appeared. "I'll
also set one reverse, and end my turn." Another card appeared behind the
first.
Polk Kitsune: Munos shook his head. "It's true... I have
about a few thousand years over you children... But demons are always very, very
handsome, I'll have you know."
kwikkidus:
"Are you going to make your
move..?"
Polk Kitsune: "Of course... DRAW!"
Polk
Kitsune: "I'l start by summoning Beiige, Vanguard of
Dark World." (1600/1300)
Polk Kitsune:
"And set two facedowns. That
will end my turn..."
kwikkidus:
"Then I draw!"
kwikkidus:
Meso... you've got Bark Of Dark Ruler and
something else... probably the Blast With Chain. Melissa, you've got a Toon
World in hand... How to procceed? Ahh. "I set a monster, and two cards
facedown. Go, Melissa!"
Polk Kitsune:
Melissa smiled, and pulled a
card. "DRAW!"
Polk
Kitsune: She looked at the field a moment, then back
at Munos, who simply gave a nod. "Okay! Toon Goblin Attack Force! Attack Mimi's
facedown defender!"
kwikkidus:
"...Reeh?"
Sinisquirrel:
"I don't think so! Activate Trap Card --
Gravity Bind!" A glowing green net shoots up and over the field, holding down
all monsters that were level four and above.
Polk
Kitsune: She blinked. "Uwaaa? Noooo!" She squirmed
visibly as the Toons flatened right against the net, as if meeting a huge glass
wall, and fell flat on their backs.
kwikkidus:
"Good cover, rival..." A nod from her
partner.
Sinisquirrel:
"Mmn." But Melissa's turn wasn't over
yet.
Polk Kitsune: She looked visibly disappointed. "Nooo... Oh
well!" She cheered right back up. "I'll summon Toon Gemini
Elf!"
Polk Kitsune: She giggled as the two appeared on each side
of her. (1900/900) She wrapped her arms around their shoulders, and giggled.
"KYAAA!"
Polk Kitsune: "That ends my turn!" She winked in Mylene's
direction.
Sinisquirrel:
"Ghh!" Mylene shivers at the wink. Her
hand then goes to her deck. "Draw!"
Sinisquirrel:
So, she still hasn't played
that yet... but that's okay. "I Flip Summon Swarm of Locusts!"
(1000/500) Mylene's prior face-down card flips over, revealing a huge swarm of
winged insects, who shine and head towards Meso.
Polk
Kitsune: He raised an eyebrow.
"Nani?"
Sinisquirrel:
"Thanks to their effect, whenever they're
Flip Summoned, I get to choose an opponent's Spell or Trap Card to destroy...
and I choose your left face-down!"
Polk Kitsune:
He covered his face as the swarm
went right through his left card, tearing through the Bark of Dark Ruler that
was facedown. "Dammit..."
kwikkidus:
A smirk from Ed. "Bingo.."
Sinisquirrel:
"Hmph." Mylene nodded. In the same Main
Phase, I flip them back into face-down Defense Position..." The swarm retreats
back to its faceless state. And I set another face-down
defender."
Sinisquirrel:
"Finally, I'll end my turn by activating
the Spell Card, Wave Motion Cannon!" A huge, green, jeweled cannon pops up in
front of Mylene. "Your go."
Polk Kitsune:
"You'll regret that...
Draw!"
Polk Kitsune: He raised an eyebrow, and gave a grin. "Oh
perfect..."
Polk Kitsune: "I play the spell card... Heavy
Storm!"
kwikkidus:
"...reeh." There's none from the short
Osiris.
Sinisquirrel:
"Aw!" None from the other, either, as her
Gravity Bind and counterless Wave-Motion Cannon are
destroyed.
Polk Kitsune: Munos grinned, and pressed another button. As
he did, his facedown card flipped, and a chain snapped right around Ed's
facedown monster, the stick of dynamite on the end lit up.
Polk
Kitsune: "And in response... Blast with
Chain..."
kwikkidus:
"...Sometimes, I hate it when I'm
right."
Polk Kitsune: As the whole field of spell and trap cards
were leveled, the dynamite exploded, along with the facedown
monster.
kwikkidus:
Giant rat is quickly asploded.
Sinisquirrel:
"Well... either way..." If I had
destroyed it with my Locusts, then it would have still gone
off.
Polk Kitsune: "Now Beiige... Do me a favor, and attack that
facedown Swarm of Locusts."
Polk Kitsune:
The demon lunged forward,
swinging its spear right through the card.
Polk
Kitsune: "Good..."
Polk
Kitsune: "I'll set two facedown cards... And that will
do for me."
kwikkidus:
"I draw, then!"
kwikkidus:
"I have to set a monster in defense mode... And end.
In that order."
Polk
Kitsune: Melissa giggled hapilly, raising a fist in
the air. "Now it's my turn! Draw!"
Polk Kitsune:
She giggled. "Now it's time! For
the magical, the wonderful, the silly, the adorable... TOON
WORLD!"
Sinisquirrel:
... "Knew it."
Polk
Kitsune: The pop up book appeared on the field in all
its cartoony glory. (15000)
Polk Kitsune:
"NOW! Toon Gemini Elves! Attack
Ed directly!"
kwikkidus:
"Reehh?!"
Polk Kitsune:
The two elves quietly tiptoed
over the face-down monster, smiling right in Ed's face, and suddenly brought
their knees up to his guts.
kwikkidus:
"OW!" (14100)
Polk
Kitsune: "And their special effect activates! Whenever
they deal damage to a player, they get to grab one card from their hand, and
make them discard it!"
Sinisquirrel:
"Gh..." Poor Ed... suffering the first
blow.
Polk Kitsune: The evles smiled, and grabbed Ed's middle
card, laughing happily, and slid it into the Graveyard.
kwikkidus:
"Miyabi... a card I couldn't use right now
anyway."
Polk Kitsune: "And now! Toon Goblin Attack Force! Attack
Mylene directly! Gangbang her properly!"
Polk
Kitsune: "WAGOOOO!!!" The goblins leapt high into the
air and right on top of Mylene, bringing their spiky, oversized clubs down on
her.
kwikkidus:
"...Reeh?"
Sinisquirrel:
"Gangbang!? Why you--!" But, alas, Mylene
was pounced upon before she could get out the rest of her protest.
(11800)
Polk Kitsune: Melissa giggled, and pulled out her tongue.
"That's their way of saying they like you!"
kwikkidus:
"You alright, rival?!" A worried
glance.
Sinisquirrel:
"Yeah, I'm fine." Mylene huffs a tuft of
stray hair out of her face before addressing Melissa. "You done
yet!?"
Polk Kitsune: "NO!" Another giggle. Wasn't she getting
tired of that already?
Sinisquirrel:
"... that giggle is really, really
starting to get to me, though."
Polk Kitsune:
"I'll let my goblins have their
rest by tributing them for a special friend of mine!"
Polk
Kitsune: The sleeping goblins twirled back in the
book, and soon popped out a huge, cartoony demonic skeleton, cackling with a
huge winning grin. "Toon Sumonned Skull!" (2500/1200)
Polk
Kitsune: "I'll set down one facedown... And that ends
my turn! Hehe!"
Sinisquirrel:
"Oh, look, it's Munos with a face job,"
Mylene comments sarcastically before taking a card from her deck.
"Draw!"
kwikkidus:
A snicker.
Polk Kitsune:
Munos snickered. "Nice... Smack
talk from the pet... After they've taken a plunge toward defeat
already."
Sinisquirrel:
"We took a plunge... you take the bird!
Stealth Bird!" (700/1700) Mylene's face-down card flips over, a giant
silvery-blue bird rising and swooping through Meso and Melissa for 1000 of their
Life Points.
Polk
Kitsune: "GH!" "KYA!" (14000)
kwikkidus:
"...Who's losing now?"
Sinisquirrel:
"Don't worry, it won't be the first time
you'll get the bird... I'll flip him back face-down." The avian shines, its card
flipping back down.
Polk
Kitsune: Munos snickered. "You're still down on the
lifepoints though. One bird won't stop us."
Polk
Kitsune: "Unless you can halt the toons... Your life
points are wide open!"
Sinisquirrel:
"Oh, but I can," Mylene snickered. "I'll
place one monster card face-down... and play the Spell Card, Nightmare's
Steelcage!"
Sinisquirrel:
"Nobody will be doing anything for two of
your cycles... that ends my turn."
Polk Kitsune:
A wince. A cage. Not good.
"That's only a temporary setback..."
Polk Kitsune:
"DRAW!" He pulled a card.
Should be useful later...
Polk Kitsune:
"... I'll... End my
turn."
kwikkidus:
"I draw, then!"
kwikkidus:
A smirk. "I set a monster, and a spell card! Melissa,
make your move."
Polk
Kitsune: Melissa didn't look happy. She was really
pouting like the pretty girl she was. "I draw..."
Polk
Kitsune: She looked at her card. "I'll set one
face-down monster... And that ends my turn!"
Sinisquirrel:
Ha! Got 'em on the run now. With
the end of Melissa's turn, the steel cage loses a counter. "I
draw!"
Sinisquirrel:
"I think I'll start by re-introducing you
to my Stealth Bird," she says, the card flipping up and taking another 1000
point swoop for the twins.
Polk Kitsune:
"Gh..." Another wince. "This
better stop soon..." (13000)
Sinisquirrel:
"Then, I'll let him rest for a bit." It
flies back into face-down Defense Position. "Time to say hello to a new friend,
more helpful to me than to you, for sure... Des Lacooda!"
(500/600)
Polk Kitsune: "... You're asking for help... from a dead
camel..."
Sinisquirrel:
The zombie camel arched up, a card coming
to Mylene's hand. "I take the help I can get."
Sinisquirrel:
"Now that that's done, he can go back
face-down again..." The camel takes a dirt (or was it sand?) nap. "I'll place
another monster card face-down, as well as a reverse, and end my
turn."
Polk Kitsune: "Alright! My turn!" He pulled another
card.
Polk Kitsune: He looked at the card. "One monster
face-down... That's it for me." He frowned. "And at my next turn, I'll be free
to go after you again."
kwikkidus:
"... Why wait that long? It's my turn!
Draw!"
kwikkidus:
"...For the moment, I end!"
Polk
Kitsune: "My turn! I draw!"
Polk
Kitsune: Her eyes went wide for a second.
"Oooohhhh~<3"
Polk
Kitsune: She giggled happily. "I'l start with a magic
card: Soul Exchange!"
Polk Kitsune:
"And I'll choose Mimi-chan's
face-down Stealth Bird for my tribute!"
Sinisquirrel:
"... Darn!" The bird, still face-down,
goes over to Melissa's side of the field.
Polk
Kitsune: Melissa smiled as the face-down card got
pulled into the cartoony book. "And welcome another one! Skully!
Appear!"
Polk Kitsune: And out came another Toon Sumonned skull, who
started to flex its muscle with its twin demonic self.
(2500/1200)
Sinisquirrel:
"... it's ego still isn't bigger than
Munos'," Mylene said sarcastically, eyeing the twin skulls.
Polk
Kitsune: Munos snickered. "Sticks and stones,
dear."
Sinisquirrel:
But that was clever. She took
advantage of Nightmare's Steelcage by summoning a monster that couldn't have
attacked this turn anyway due to Soul Exchange's effect.
Polk
Kitsune: She tilted her head. "And that ends my
turn."
Sinisquirrel:
"During your End Phase, I activate a Trap
Card-- Solemn Wishes."
Sinisquirrel:
As the female dancer appears, Nightmare's
Steelcage disappears.
Sinisquirrel:
"And I draw!" As she does so, her and
Ed's Life Points increase. (12300)
Sinisquirrel:
"No formalities here-- I Flip Summon both
of my Des Lacooda!" (500/600) (500/600) The two zombified camels rise, giving
Mylene two cards, and the smaller pair of duelists another 1000 Life Points.
(13300)
kwikkidus:
"...We make a good team after all, Mylene. You handle
defense! Leave beating the snot out of 'em to me!"
Sinisquirrel:
"I'll do my best!" she replies. "Now,
both of my camels can lay at rest again..." They do so, slumping down into the
sand. "And I set another face-down Defense Position monster."
Polk
Kitsune: "You haven't done a thing
yet..."
kwikkidus:
"I didn't do anything against you at first, either...
Don't I normally bide my time?"
Sinisquirrel:
"He doesn't learn very
well."
kwikkidus:
"Not at all..."
Polk
Kitsune: He growled. "So you
say..."
Sinisquirrel:
"I'll end my turn with a double whammy!
Say hello to my Wave-Motion Cannon and my Messenger of Peace!" The cannon props
up near Mylene again, and an official-looking holy man appears beside
it.
Polk Kitsune: Munos gave a low growl. "Huh
huh..."
Sinisquirrel:
"Nothing over 1500 attack points gets to
do a single thing to either my or my partner." She glares at Meso. "Make your
move."
Polk Kitsune: "Draw!"
Polk
Kitsune: He looked at his hand a moment. "This is no
help... I play the magic card: Card Destruction!"
kwikkidus:
A smirk from Ed. "Bin-boh."
Sinisquirrel:
Mylene doesn't seem to care much as she
releases her two cards to the Graveyard, and draws a new
pair.
kwikkidus:
He discards his two cards, and draws two instead.
"Didn't you get totally destroyed after this move last time?"
Polk
Kitsune: Meso and Melissa tossed down two cards each,
and pulled two more.
kwikkidus:
"And since Mylene just drew
two..."
Sinisquirrel:
As she does, she and her partner gain
another 500 Life Points. (13800)
Polk Kitsune:
"And since I discarded Broww...
I get to draw another card!"
Polk Kitsune:
Meso pondered a moment. "I'll
summon Scarr, Scout of Dark World!" (500/500)
Polk
Kitsune: "And then... one face-down card... That ends
my turn."
kwikkidus:
"Then that means it's my turn to draw!" He pulls out
a card. "Let's see..."
kwikkidus:
"...I'm willing to bet that your face-down cards
include a Dark Deal, Meso. So, that being the case..." His glasses glint. "I'll
set a card, and bide my time."
Polk Kitsune:
Melissa giggled. "Okay! My turn!
Draw!"
Polk Kitsune: She tilted her head. "Since I can't do much
right now... I'll summon Toon Masked Sorcerer!" (900/1400)
Polk
Kitsune: "And that ends my turn!"
Sinisquirrel:
Well, lucky me... "Draw!" Their
Life Points increase by 500. "To keep Messenger of Peace active, I pay the cost
of a hundred Life Points." (14200) After the payment is made, Mylene's cannon
hums softly, gaining its first counter.
Sinisquirrel:
"You know," Mylene says, looking at the
pink-haired girl. "If you were the real Melissa, I'd almost feel sorry for doing
this."
Polk Kitsune: She tilted her head.
"Nani?"
Sinisquirrel:
"But since you aren't, I don't! Flip
Summon, Swarm of Locusts!" (1000/500) The hive appears once more, flying towards
for Melissa's side of the field. "Destroy Toon World!"
Polk
Kitsune: Her face turned sinister for a second. "No
you don't!"
Polk Kitsune: "Activate Emergency
Provisions!"
Polk
Kitsune: "By giving off Toon World, we gain a thousand
life points!" (14000)
Sinisquirrel:
"Doesn't matter either way... it's
gone!"
Polk Kitsune: She waved a finger as the book disapeared.
"And since Toon World was not destroyed, but sent to the Graveyard, my Toons
still stay on the field!"
Sinisquirrel:
"Hmph! It still doesn't matter... your
monsters don't have the same advantage they used to. And my turn isn't over
yet!" She points to her Locusts, who flip back down.
Sinisquirrel:
"Locuts, return... and Lacoodas, rise!"
(500/600) (500/600)
Polk
Kitsune: She pulled her tongue out. "We'll get past
that! You'll see!"
Sinisquirrel:
For each one... yep. Another 500 Life
Points for each draw. (15200)
Sinisquirrel:
"I'll set one reverse card, allow my
Lacoodas to return face-down... then end my turn."
Sinisquirrel:
Mylene looks at Ed with an apologetic
gaze. Sorry... I know you can't attack with Messenger of Peace on the
field.
Polk Kitsune: He raised a finger. "Before you end your
turn, my dear, I'll activate this little card... Gateway to Dark
World!"
Sinisquirrel:
Her gaze snaps up as Munos speaks. "What
now!?"
Polk Kitsune: "Return to the field, Broww!" The demonic
hhunter returned, crossbow in hand. (1400/800)
Polk
Kitsune: "This little spell card allows me to summon a
Dark World monster from the Graveyard... I can't summon anything else during
that turn, but since this is your turn, no matter, really."
Polk
Kitsune: "And now... Draw!"
Polk
Kitsune: He smirked. "Good... I'll play Creature Swap.
My dear Mylene, be a dear, and give me one of your
monsters..."
Sinisquirrel:
"Fine. Take a Lacooda." The card vwips
over to Meso's side of the field.
Polk Kitsune:
"And I'll give you Scarr..." He
smirked once more.
Sinisquirrel:
"Good."
Polk
Kitsune: "I'll turn Beiige in defense... and Flip
Summon a second Scarr of mine in attack mode." (500/500)
Polk
Kitsune: "Now... Broww, attack that face-down
Locust!"
Sinisquirrel:
"Ha! During the end of your Main Phase, I
activate Threatening Roar!"
Sinisquirrel:
A massive Behemoth appears from Mylene's
reverse and directs a mighty roar at Meso's monsters.
Polk
Kitsune: Munos gave a growl.
"Damn..."
Sinisquirrel:
"If you weren't so obvious, I might not
have done it."
Polk
Kitsune: "I'll end my turn then..."
kwikkidus:
"Then that brings us to me!! I
draw!"
kwikkidus:
"...Hmm. this'll do. I set a card face-down. But! I'm
not done yet!"
kwikkidus:
"I Flip Summon the one and only Sasuke Samurai #2!"
(200/300) A large-sworded warrior appears!
Polk
Kitsune: Roll of the eyes.
"Overcompensating?"
kwikkidus:
"I'm sure you're all familiar with the effect of
Sasuke Samura #2, right..? I'll pay 800 life points..!" The sword catches all
magic and trap cards on the field with its steely glint, and they become to
afraid to activate. (14400)
kwikkidus:
"Now... for my next trick, I'll tribute Scarr... with
Mylene's permission of course..." He gives her a wry grin, and his glasses
glint. "You don't mind, right?"
Sinisquirrel:
"Of course not. Get that thing off my
field."
kwikkidus:
"Gladly... And I'll replace it with Thestalos, the
Firestorm Monarch!" (2400/1000) A flurry of flames appear around Melissa. "And
by his effect... I'll destroy the first card in your hand, and if it's a
monster, you take damage!"
Polk Kitsune:
Melissa blinked. "My first
card?" She smiled. "It is a monster! But I think I'll gain lifepoints
too!"
kwikkidus:
"Reeh? Why's that!"
Polk
Kitsune: "Skull-Mark Ladybug!"
kwikkidus:
"...It activates when discarded from the
hand?!"
Sinisquirrel:
Mylene sighed. "Yep, it
does."
Polk Kitsune: "When it's sent to the Graveyard in any way,
I gain a thousand lifepoints!" (14600)
kwikkidus:
"...Alright then, I've still got a few more moves! I
Flip Summon Giant Rat, into attack mode!" (1400/1450)
kwikkidus:
"Giant Rat! Attack the Toon Masked Sorcerer, and blow
it to smithereens! Skull Toss Strike!" The rat rears back, and throws a fastball
skull right at the Toon.
Polk Kitsune:
Melissa's eyes went wide.
"Sorcerer! Aaaawwww." She sniffed as the sorcerer never stood a chance.
"Meanie!" (14100)
kwikkidus:
"Heh... There's more where that comes from! But for
now, I'm done..." The Samurai's scary glare disappears. "Your move,
Melissa!"
Polk Kitsune: Melissa frowned, and pulled a card.
"Draw!"
Polk Kitsune: "... I summon Toon Goblin Attack Force!"
(2300/0)
Polk Kitsune: "... and that ends my
turn."
Sinisquirrel:
Mylene gives a thumbs up to Ed. He's
finding his rhythm now... I can tell. We can do this!
"Draw!"
kwikkidus:
He gives a thumbs up right back. "I'm about to be on
a roll."
Sinisquirrel:
The Osiris' Life Points increased as she
drew, then dipped sightly again. "I pay 100 Life Points to keep my Messenger of
Peace on the field." (14800)
Sinisquirrel:
Her cannons gain their second counter,
humming a little louder.
Sinisquirrel:
"I'll start my turn by placing Mysterious
Puppeteer on the field in defense mode!" (1000/1500) The masked man appears, a
puppet clutched to his chest.
Sinisquirrel:
"Now every time I, or one of you two,
Normal Summons or Flip Summons a monster, we'll gain 500 Life
Points."
kwikkidus:
"...Or me, for that matter!"
kwikkidus:
"..Or me. Right?"
kwikkidus:
"...Right?"
Sinisquirrel:
"Sorry... the card says only me or my
opponents."
Sinisquirrel:
"You're not either, so..." The girl
sweatdrops. "S'kinda like Wishes..." Cough.
kwikkidus:
"..." A sigh, and he shakes his head. "Oh well, can't
be helped!"
Sinisquirrel:
"Sorry... But now it's time for an
example!"
Sinisquirrel:
"First up, my Swarm of Locusts!" The hive
appears once more, dashing for Meso's left face-down reverse.
(15300)
Polk Kitsune: Munos smirked. "Activate Trap Card! You'll
find this one familiar..."
Polk Kitsune:
"Blast with
Chain!"
Polk Kitsune: The chain lashed out, and caught around the
Menssenger before it blew up. "Perfect!"
Sinisquirrel:
"Oh, well, it can't be helped." Mylene
yawns as her Messenger is blown up.
Sinisquirrel:
"Scarabs, back face-down... and next, Des
Lacooda!" Both her Solemn Wishes and her Puppeteer glow, giving her 1000 more
points. (16300)
Sinisquirrel:
Mylene gave a smile. "Back to rest, my
undead friend..." The camel disappears with a groan. "Now... I'll set one
face-down defender..."
Polk Kitsune:
"And that ends your
turn?"
Sinisquirrel:
"You wish it did." Mylene gave a wicked
smile.
Sinisquirrel:
"Time for another Batolli double whammy!
First up, Messenger of Peace!" Her second copy of the stall card appears on her
back field.
Polk Kitsune: "... Should have seen that
coming..."
Sinisquirrel:
"Yes, but did you see this one?" She
holds up a card, twenty flames shining brightly. "Final Countdown."
(14300)
Polk Kitsune: He grinned. "Yes..."
Polk
Kitsune: "Activate Trap Card!"
Polk
Kitsune: "Dark Deal!"
Sinisquirrel:
"Shoot! What NOW?"
Polk
Kitsune: "By paying a thousand lifepoints, your whole
card text changes!" Dark vapor swirled around the Final countdown, and soon
read: Your opponent discards 1 random card from their hand.
(13100)
Sinisquirrel:
"Tch."
Polk
Kitsune: He took the lone card from his hand, and
tossed it. "Consider yourself lucky. It could have been much, much
worse."
Sinisquirrel:
"I'm sure..." Mylene sighs. I'll have
to wait again... "I end my turn."
Polk Kitsune:
"Good..
DRAW!"
Polk Kitsune: "I'll first have a little fun with your own
monster... flipping your own Des Lacooda, I'll draw!"
Sinisquirrel:
Mylene gave a wince... her poor Lacooda,
at the control of that... thing on the other side of the field. How
heinous.
Sinisquirrel:
"And we gain 500 Life Points."
(14800)
Polk Kitsune: "And back down it goes for it's one o'clock
dirt nap."
Polk Kitsune: "Now... Broww, do me a favor, and attack
those locusts!"
kwikkidus:
"...Always ignoring me..." A sigh.
Sinisquirrel:
Mylene looks at Ed with an apologetic
shrug as her Locusts are skewered.
kwikkidus:
"Hello? I have the 200 point monster in attack mode!
Attack IT, you idiot!"
Polk Kitsune:
He smirked. "Why not? Scarr?
Attack the little Samurai."
kwikkidus:
"...No!"
kwikkidus:
"What kind of idiot falls into a trap like that?
Really? I activate the Spiritual Wind Art - Miyabi."
Sinisquirrel:
The blonde lets out a
chuckle.
kwikkidus:
"I tribute my Sasuke Samurai... And send that Toon
Summoned Skull back to the bottom of your deck, Melissa!" A point at the
pink-haired one. "And that's half of them down!"
Polk
Kitsune: Melissa sniffed, and waved at the skull as it
poofed away. "Bye bye..." She pulled her tongue out at Ed.
"MEANIE!"
kwikkidus:
"Got any other briliant
strategies?"
Polk
Kitsune: Munos shrugged. "Should I care, honestly?
You'd use it sooner or later. Anyhow..."
Polk
Kitsune: "One card facedown... and that's all from
me."
kwikkidus:
"During your end phase, I destroy your facedown card
with Mystical Space Typhoon!"
Polk Kitsune:
Dark Deal flew off into pieces.
"Curses..."
kwikkidus:
"That brings us back around to me...
Draw!"
kwikkidus:
"I'll pay 800 Life Points to activate the spell card,
Premature Burial!" (14000)
kwikkidus:
"And I'll use it to revive... Granmarg, The Rock
Monarch!"
Polk Kitsune: "... That's suposed to help you...
how?"
kwikkidus:
"...Uhh."
kwikkidus:
He blinks momentarily, suddenly remembering the
Messenger of Peace. "Oh. Well then."
kwikkidus:
"Giant Rat! Destroy Broww!"
Polk
Kitsune: "Gh... Both will be
destroyed..."
kwikkidus:
"...So? Giant Rat has a special
ability!"
kwikkidus:
"When he's destroyed in battle..." Right about now,
the two should both be exploding. "I can summon an Earth monster with 1500 or
fewer attack to the field! And I pick Exiled Force, in attack
mode!"
kwikkidus:
"And since it hasn't attacked yet..." he points right
towards the facedown Des Lacooda. "I'll have it attack and destroy the undead
camel you so ignobly stole from Mylene!"
Polk
Kitsune: Melissa's eyes went wide. "NO! No! No you
don't! No! Pleeeaaaase!"
Polk Kitsune:
Munos shook his head. "You'll
regret that..."
Sinisquirrel:
Mylene seems to be more at ease with her
monster in her own Graveyard, finally. Another creature free from
abuse.
kwikkidus:
"...Somehow I doubt it. Main phase two, here we go."
He points at the final Toon Summoned Skull. "Exiled Force... Take it
down!"
Polk Kitsune: Melissa sniffed. "Nuuu..."
kwikkidus:
The team jumps, and brings down a giant wooden shoe
upon the poor thing. "FOR THE
CALLLLLLD!"
Sinisquirrel:
"..." Blink, blink. "Th'
heck?"
kwikkidus:
He nods solemnly. "That's all I can do for the
moment. Your move, Melissa."
Sinisquirrel:
"Th-thanks, Ed... no matter how weird
that was..."
kwikkidus:
"...Heh." He gives her a thumbs up. "You've got
defense... I figured it was time I went on the attack."
Polk
Kitsune: Melissa gave a hiccup, and pulled a card.
"DRAW!"
Polk Kitsune: Melissa sniffed, looking at her hand. "I...
End my turn..."
Sinisquirrel:
"... draw." (14500)
Viewtiful
Rekk: "....." Jin's eyes suddenly snap open. Whatever he was
doing, apparently it's done now. Note the small white aura surrounding his
body.
Viewtiful Rekk: "..." He shoots a glance at the twins. "...What in the
hell happened to those two?"
Sinisquirrel:
Mylene takes a deep breath. "During my
Standby Phase, I once again pay 100 Life Points to keep my Messenger of Peace on
the field." (14400) After the toll, the Wave-Motion Cannon gains a third
counter, humming louder than before. "Then, I flip my Des
Lacooda."
Polk Kitsune: Munos shot a glare at Jin, his eyes glowing
red. "What're you looking at?" A spirit hand came out of the shadows for an
instant before being pulled back by some tentacles.
Sinisquirrel:
Solemn Wishes and Mysterious Puppeteer
both activate. (15400) She eyes her hand. "I think flip my Swarm of Scarabs!"
(500/1000)
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...." Jin actually looks a bit scared of Munos now.
"Wh..what are you, anyway...?"
Sinisquirrel:
A nest of beetles begins to buzz madly
about the field. (15900) "Destroy Scarr!" Instantly, they are upon him,
devouring the scout alive.
Polk Kitsune:
Munos gave a growl.
"Gh..."
Sinisquirrel:
"I will flip them both back face-down and
end my turn."
kwikkidus:
"...How does it feel, Munos? Your time's almost up...
just ticking away..."
Polk Kitsune:
He gave a growl. "Things will
change... I garantee it..."
kwikkidus:
"...Yeah. But they'll be changing for the
better."
Polk Kitsune: Munos growled, and pulled a card. "My
turn..."
Polk Kitsune: "One card face-down... That's
all."
Sinisquirrel:
Mylene looks at Jin now that it's Munos'
turn, and sees that he looks a bit... scared. She can't blame him. "Just
something really, really bad, Honjou."
kwikkidus:
"Then I draw!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...I see."
Viewtiful Rekk: "...So. The real
Meso...he's trapped in there, isn't he?"
Sinisquirrel:
"No, the real Meso... is..." Mylene looks
wordlessly to the spirit within the tentacles. She had been avoiding it the
entire time, but...
Viewtiful Rekk: "....I
see..."
kwikkidus:
""There's not much left for me to do this turn, what
with the Messenger of Peace on the field and all... so I'll set this card
face-down, and that's it for me!"
Polk Kitsune:
Melissa pulled a card
wordlessly.
Sinisquirrel:
"S-sorry, rival..." Mylene scratches her
head, embarassed. "W-when I can, y'know..."
kwikkidus:
"...Don't worry about it. Knowing them, if I attacked
it'd get turned back on me."
Polk Kitsune:
She gave a soft whine. "End
turn..."
Sinisquirrel:
"Draw." (16400) "I pay again for
Messenger of Peace." (16300) Her cannon gains a fourth
counter.
Sinisquirrel:
"I choose to fire off my Wave-Motion
Cannon." It revs up, dispelling its counters and chanelling them into pure
energy, firing upon the twins.
Polk Kitsune:
Both twins try to cover up from
the flash. "KYYAAAH!" "GAAAAH!... Gh... Gh..." (9100)
Sinisquirrel:
"I Flip Summon Des Lacooda!" A card
shoots into her hand. (17300)
Sinisquirrel:
"Flip him back down, and flip back up
Swarm of Scarabs! Go for Melissa's Toon Goblin Attack Force!"
(17800)
Polk Kitsune: Melissa could only watch as her precious
Toons were being decimated one by one.
Sinisquirrel:
"I'll set one face-down defender, and set
the last of my Wave-Motion Cannons." The familiar green machine pops up yet
again. "End turn."
Viewtiful Rekk: "..." Jin smirks. These
two...they're stronger than I originally thought.
Polk
Kitsune: Munos growled as he pulled another card.
"DRAW!"
Polk Kitsune: "I activate my Trap Card, The Forces of
Darkness!"
Polk Kitsune: "It lets me bring back Broww and Scarr from
my Graveyard, back to my hand..."
Polk Kitsune:
"Then I'll follow with Graceful
Charity!"
Polk Kitsune: He pulled three cards out, and tossed two
away. "Broww lets me draw again... And Sillva gets summoned to the
field!"
Polk Kitsune: The silver demon apeared, shining both scythe
hands. (2300/1400)
Polk
Kitsune: "Then... I'll summon another Broww to the
field!" (1400/800)
Polk
Kitsune: "Broww, attack the Swarm of
Scarabs!"
Sinisquirrel:
The short team's Life Points climb thanks
to Broww's summon. (18300) However, the Scarabs are easily
vanquished.
Polk Kitsune: "That ends my turn..."
kwikkidus:
"And that means I draw!"
kwikkidus:
"I set a monster in defense mode... and that ends my
turn!"
Polk Kitsune: Melissa pulled another card.
"Draw!"
Polk Kitsune: "... One facedown card, and I end my
turn!"
Sinisquirrel:
"Draw!" Just a few more things, and I
think... (18800)
Sinisquirrel:
"I will... not be paying for
Messenger of Peace." The card finally disappears from Mylene's field, and her
Wave-Motion Cannon warms up with a counter.
Polk
Kitsune: Munos blinked, and
grinned.
Sinisquirrel:
"I flip Des Lacooda."
(19800)
Sinisquirrel:
"I set off my Wave-Motion Cannon." It
fires, albeit with a smaller shot than her last.
Polk
Kitsune: "Grrrgh..." (8100)
Sinisquirrel:
"I will then tribute off my Lacooda to
set a face-down defender." The zombie camel disappears, a face-down card
appearing in its place.
Sinisquirrel:
"Two reverse cards... and I end my
turn."
Polk Kitsune: "Alright... Draw!"
Sinisquirrel:
Mylene looks at Ed for a moment. You
know I trust you to end this... so you'd better do it
right.
Polk Kitsune: "Beiige... Back in attack!"
(1600/1300)
Polk Kitsune: "... And for added power, Sillva, here's an
Axe of Despair for a good power boost of 1000 points."
(3300/1400)
Polk Kitsune: He frowned, and points toward Mylene's
defender. "Sillva, slice that defender in two!"
Sinisquirrel:
Mylene smirked. "Activate Trap Card! Holy
Barrier -- Mirror Force!"
Polk Kitsune:
"..." Cue in the saucer-wide
eyes. "Oh no... CRAP!"
Polk Kitsune:
Growling, he placed a card
facedown. "One face-down monster... End turn."
Sinisquirrel:
"Yeah, see..." She looks at Munos. "I
know you by now. I knew you'd attack me if you thought I was weak. It's what
you've always done."
Sinisquirrel:
"And you've always assumed that I
couldn't hold my own. Well... you're wrong. And my partner... will show you just
how wrong you are."
kwikkidus:
"..I draw."
kwikkidus:
"I start off by Flip Summoning Sasuke Samurai
#2!"
kwikkidus:
"This entire duel they didn't even attack me but
once... Thanks, Mylene, for taking the heat for that long. Now I've got my field
just how I like it."
Sinisquirrel:
"It was my pleasure."
kwikkidus:
"Sasuke Samurai! Cut off the facedown cards!"
Deathglare from the midget. (19000)
Polk Kitsune:
Munos raised an eyebrow.
"What?"
kwikkidus:
"Now, Flip Summon Slate Warrior! Into attack mode!"
The creature comes forth, growing slightly larger as it does.
(2400/900)
kwikkidus:
"Slate Warrior... Begin things by destroying that
face-down monster."
Polk
Kitsune: Munos smirked. "Scarr dies, but he'll let me
grab the mad king, thank you..."
kwikkidus:
"It doesn't matter. Thestalos. Granmarg. Sasuke
Samurai. Triple Direct Attack!" (2400/1000) (2400/1000)
(200/300)
Polk Kitsune: "GH!" He covered himself from the attacks,
and was tossed backwards by it. Caught back by the tentacles, they set him back
on his feet. "Gggrrrgh... You'll pay for that..." (3100)
kwikkidus:
"Somehow... I doubt that. I'm done." The deathglare
recedes.
Polk Kitsune: Melissa mumbled, and pulled a card.
"Draw!"
Polk Kitsune: Melissa pulled her card, and looked at it.
She finally smiled once more. "I start by playing the magic card Giant
Trunade!"
Polk Kitsune: "With this, all magic and trap cards return
to our hands!"
kwikkidus:
"...Well, since you're going
to..."
kwikkidus:
Ed activates a facedown card, and Thestalos is
engulfed in flames. "I chain, Spiritual Fire Art Kurenai!"
kwikkidus:
"Then, I chain to that, Book of Moon, to protect my
Sasuke Samurai #2!" The book appears in front of the Samurai.
kwikkidus:
Samurai reads the book, then falls asleep,flipping
facedown... And Thestalos launches itself right at the twins,in a gyser of
fire.
Polk Kitsune: "KYYAAAAAHHH!" "AAAARGH!... GODAMMIT!" This can't end
like this!!! (700)
Sinisquirrel:
Fire mixed with wind, swirling around and
returning Mylene's cards to her hand... but not without a cheer from her for
Ed's chain.
Sinisquirrel:
"Ha! Yes! Ed, your deck is
awesome!"
kwikkidus:
"...You really think so? Well, I guess it is
awesome... but it's better with Dori-chan around!"
Sinisquirrel:
"Mmn, I wanna see it in action when you
get Doriado back... well, against someone besides that Lola
girl."
kwikkidus:
"...It's a promise.
Viewtiful
Rekk: Jin just smirks. It's almost over...
Polk
Kitsune: Melissa shook her head. "Meanie!" Tears were
coming out of her eyes.
Polk Kitsune:
"Flip Summon Skull-Mark
Ladybug!" (500/1500)
Polk Kitsune:
"Ladybug... attack Ed's
samurai!"
Sinisquirrel:
The Life Points of the dual Osirises rise
as the Ladybug is flipped, then takes a dive for Ed's facedown samurai.
(19500)
kwikkidus:
The samurai explodes,
uncerimoniously.
Polk
Kitsune: Melissa frowned, and pulled her tongue out.
"Toon Gemini Elf, attack the Puppeteer!"
Sinisquirrel:
The Puppeteer doesn't even put up a fight
with the Elves as his puppet is smashed, himself following right
after.
Polk Kitsune: She gave a small nod. "I'll set two facedown
cards, and that will end my turn!"
Sinisquirrel:
She nods. "Draw!"
Sinisquirrel:
She looks over her hand carefully, eyeing
the two face-down cards on Melissa's field. One of them could be... and
normally I'd like to wait for a Locust to remove the threat, but... "I flip
summon Guardian Sphinx!" (1700/2400)
Polk Kitsune:
"Not so fast! I activate my
face-down Trap Card!"
Polk Kitsune:
"Spiritual Earth Art -
Kurogane!"
Polk Kitsune: "By tributing my Ladybug, I get to special
summon an Earth monster from my graveyard!"
Polk
Kitsune: The bug was replaced by a group or armored
goblins, ready for battle. At the same time, the duo's lifepoints rose by a
thousand. (1700)
Sinisquirrel:
"Tch."
Sinisquirrel:
"Go ahead... won't do you any good once
my Sphinx's effect resolves." As she says this, the eyes of the man-lion glow
ominously.
Polk Kitsune: "Nani?"
Sinisquirrel:
"Think of it as a Giant Trunade for
monsters," she said with a knowing grin as a sandstorm begins to kick up on the
field, hitting the monsters on the other side of the field.
Sinisquirrel:
"When flip summoned, all monsters on my
opponent's side of the field go back to their owners' hands!"
Polk
Kitsune: "Naniiiiii? NO!"
Polk
Kitsune: Melissa could only watch as her two monsters
were swept up, disappearing in the sandstorm, and reapearing in her
hand.
Polk Kitsune: Munos growled, his face twisting in rage.
"This can't be..."
Sinisquirrel:
"Oh, it can be." Mylene says, nodding as
she slips into the Battle Phase. "I'll admit it, though... for a genius, I was
pretty stupid."
Sinisquirrel:
"I thought I could handle it all myself.
'If I can just hold out, do what he says, I can make it happen, someday.'
But..." she shakes her head. "I was wrong."
Sinisquirrel:
"I needed the help of other people. I
needed to swallow my pride and admit I couldn't handle it myself. This duel was
proof of that... and because I could, I can finally have my best friends
back."
Sinisquirrel:
"So... I'm sorry for this, but it has to
be done." Mylene looks up, and points. "Guardian Sphinx! Attack Munos directly!
Guardian Impact!" The Sphinx rears up with a giant paw, swiping at
Munos.
Polk Kitsune: Munos' eyes glowed brighter as he took a step
back toward the shadows. "Gh... NO!" His eyes went wide, and he was flung away
to the ground by the attack, falling flat down. (0)
kwikkidus:
"...And that's game." Ed again draws forth the staff,
this time along with two little pieces of paper with various kanji on them.
"How's it feel, demon?"
Polk Kitsune:
Munos snickered, and his hands
twitched as he lay down. "Gh... Gh..."
Sinisquirrel:
"... we did it..." Mylene looks over to
Ed as her cards fade away. "Ed... you're sure you can...?"
kwikkidus:
A nod, before he takes advantage of theprobable
downtime after the loss to throw one of the tags at each of them. "And now,
neither of you are going to do a darn thing to anyone ever
again!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "...." Jin stands up, plucking his short sword from the ground as
he does. "...So. This will pull him out of those bodies then, will
it?"
Sinisquirrel:
"I hope so..."
Polk
Kitsune: Both bodies froze in place as the papers
touched them. Muttering voices came from the shadows as they squirmed around,
looking at the humans.
Viewtiful Rekk:
"..." Jin looks around at the various
shadows. "...Tch. I think you forgot to take his friends into
account."
kwikkidus:
"...Mmm." He begins chanting in latin, bright shiney
circles appearing this time under the twins. His eyes are shut, and he's trying
very hard to maintain focus.
Polk Kitsune:
Munos' lips trembled as he
looked toward Ed. "This... is... far... from... ov...er..."
Sinisquirrel:
With that in mind, the short blonde,
feeling just a tad anxious with those shadows hovering, keeps quiet...
and prays.
kwikkidus:
"A smirk, as he finishes the incantation and the
circles begin to close in around the two. "Bull."
Polk
Kitsune: Munos grinned wickedly as the circles closed
in. "Because... if you're pulling me out..." A chain came from the body, pulling
on a hand that seemed limp.
Polk Kitsune:
"I'm pulling HIM... with me...
My firends will make sure of that..."
Polk Kitsune:
"Always have... A back door...
they say. Hehehehe..."
Viewtiful Rekk:
"...Oi. What a sore loser..." Jin says,
almost seeming disinterested in what that means.
Sinisquirrel:
"What!? N-no you won't!" Making what
could possibly be a foolish run, Mylene dashes for the body, taking hold of a
hand.
Viewtiful Rekk: "...Finklestein. Miss Batolli. Do you have any ways to save him
that can take effect in the next five or so seconds?"
kwikkidus:
"...Mmm.... not off the top of my head. "The circle
closes anyways... it's a liiittle late for a reversal. Which ellicits a
sweatdrop from Ed.
Sinisquirrel:
"How dare you try to renege! After all of
our work, all of their suffering!" The Miss Batolli in question is on the other
side of the field by now.
Polk Kitsune:
Munos snickered, his eyes
growing wide. "I will never surrender. Not to you, not to anyone... I'll be
back, mark my words... And your friend's soul will make sure of
that."
kwikkidus:
"...Wait a minute." Suddenly, the winds are quiet.
Too quiet. "Did you forget where we are, Munos?"
Polk
Kitsune: He blinked. "Huh?"
Sinisquirrel:
Mylene, now holding one of each hand of
the twins, looks up. "Eh...? ... that's right!"
kwikkidus:
"...We're in the zone of balance here. And you're
trying to break your word... The elements don't like that."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...?" Jin was about to do something, but stops. "...Zone
of balance?"
Polk
Kitsune: "... That... That can't be. I never said
anything about leaving this one's soul alone!"
kwikkidus:
"...Mmm. Any pet that you had... I believe Meso would
count, no?"
Sinisquirrel:
"And Jin was included in our win pact as
well... so just leave already! You lost, deal with it!"
Polk
Kitsune: "... GH! No... NO!" He glared around, the
chain trying to hold on tigthtly to the limp hand.
Sinisquirrel:
Which was also held by Mylene's. "... let
go, stupid."
kwikkidus:
There's suddenly a storm. Not just a storm. A fiery
rainy lightningy windy doom storm. "...Last chance to go quietly,
Munos."
Viewtiful Rekk: "..." Jin smirks."Didn't I warn you your own arrogance would be
your downfall? Arrogant small-time bastard."
Polk
Kitsune: "So... Close... DAMMIT!" Munos' face twisted
into rage, and he finally let go, covering Meso's whole body in black for an
instant before it slithered into the corrupted duel disk.
Sinisquirrel:
A black which felt... all sorts of kinds
of sticky and evil across her hand, but regardless, she did not let go. At this
point, she'd rather lose her hand than loosen her grip.
kwikkidus:
"...." the circles go away, and with them,too, the
process is finished. Ed slumps over onto a knee again, gasping for breath.
"reeehhh..."
Polk
Kitsune: A small shadow slithered out of Jin's ear, screeching in
pain as it too, slides into the blackness.
Viewtiful
Rekk: Jin's eyes follow the demon as it vacates his body and slithers
off.
Viewtiful Rekk: "...Heh. All according to plan."
Polk
Kitsune: Soon, the shadows created by the orb od chaos
faded, and the transformed duel disk crumbled into pieces, leaving only an orb
of pure black, and scattered cards all around. It's deal all done for
now.
Sinisquirrel:
Which means that one pair of lavender
eyes are flicking back and forth across the faces of her friends-- first Meso's,
then Melissa's, then Ed's. "E... er..." What happens
now?
Polk Kitsune: Both twins layed on the grassy field,
unmoving, exept for a slow, heavy breathing coming, the only sign of life they
seemed to show for now.
Viewtiful Rekk:
"...I doubt they're waking up for a while.
Odds are that was a rather stressful experience."
Sinisquirrel:
"Oh... right..." She sounds almost
disappointed, but shakes her head, remembering that there are more important
things. "Ed? You all right?"
kwikkidus:
"...I think... I wanna... dispel this field..." he
pants out, between gasping breaths. "Yeah.. Mylene... I'm fine. Just
winded..."
Sinisquirrel:
"Mmn... y-yeah... let's go...
home."
kwikkidus:
"...Nnh. Right, then..." The field slowly dissolves,
leaving them right back in the garage they started at."T...Tired..." Thunk. He's
on the ground.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "..." Jin walks over to the unconcious twins, and kneels down next
to Meso. He rubs his chin, as if he's considering something.
Sinisquirrel:
"Ed, you--" Jin, distracting. She looks
up. "W-what?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "....I'm just wondering if I should do
something."
Sinisquirrel:
"Like...?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "..What do you think the odds are of Munos coming
back?"
Sinisquirrel:
She shakes her head. "I... wouldn't know.
I'm an inventor, not a spellcaster."
kwikkidus:
Gasping "reeeh"s for breath, as Ed is...
asleep.
Polk Kitsune: Meso's face seemed to 'scrunch' in pain a
second, and with a groan, his eyes sleepily half opened.
"Huuuuuuhh..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "....Huh. Thought you'd be out for a few more hours at
least."
Sinisquirrel:
Mylene looks down, quietly speaking. "You
shouldn't move too much... rest... we'll take care of you."
Polk
Kitsune: He trembled, giving a groan. "Urgh..." He was
tired, exhausted, bruised and mentally scarred, but he had to know. His head
looked toward Mylene. "Is... Is it... o... ov-er?"
Sinisquirrel:
A nod, and a tear or two. "Yeah... it
is... and for your sister, too. Now... rest."
Polk
Kitsune: Hearing those words, the boy stopped
struggling against the embrace of rest, his eyes closing once more, pulling a
small smile as he muterred. "I'm... glad..."
Polk
Kitsune: And for the first time in a long, long time,
fell peacefully asleep.
Sinisquirrel:
And she finally relaxed. But, one
question remained... "... how are we gonna get 'em all out of
here?"
kwikkidus:
"Zzz...."
Viewtiful Rekk:
"..." Jin shoots a glance at
Ed.
Viewtiful Rekk: "We can just come back for him."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "But first....do you have any ink or anything around
here?"
Sinisquirrel:
"Ink?" Mylene thinks. "Uhm, right!" The
hand on Meso finally lets go, rummaging around in her pants pocket. After a
moment, she produces a pen. "Will this do?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Jin nods. "Thank you." He takes the pen, before looking at Meso
for a second... and then lifting his shirt up a bit. He then begins writing...
something on his skin.
Viewtiful Rekk:
Once he's done writing, he picks up his
short sword. The tip begins glowing white. "....This is probably going to hurt."
He mumbles, before making one incision....then another....and a
third.
Sinisquirrel:
Mylene lets go of Melissa's hand gently,
placing it on the ground before she walks cautiously over to Ed, picking the
shorter up. That much, she can do.
kwikkidus:
Ed is indeed picked up. "...Ruuh... smells like..
mmm." A smile.
Sinisquirrel:
"... don't get any ideas. It's just
'cause I can't leave you behind after all you've done," she
mutters.
Viewtiful Rekk: "...Oi. Miss Batolli." Jin says as he works.
Sinisquirrel:
"Y-yes?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "I should probably apply this to you too at some
point."
Polk Kitsune: Meso's body flinched in pain at each
inscision, but was far too weak to do anything about it, even less conscious of
the fact.
kwikkidus:
"...Mr... zzz..."
Sinisquirrel:
"What is it, exactly?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Well...I'm not all too experienced with sealing... but if I'm
doing it right, it means Munos won't be able to exist in this realm as long as
anyone wearing this seal is alive and concious."
Sinisquirrel:
"A-ah..." She nods. "Maybe after we move
them?"
Viewtiful Rekk: "...That...may be a good idea..." Jin pauses. "Heh...." He glances
up at Mylene, before tilting to the side slightly. "Sorry...I didn't
consider...how much energy it would take to cast this...."
Viewtiful
Rekk: Thunk. "Zzzz...."
Sinisquirrel:
"... EHHH!? What about Melissa!? ... And
how'm I supposed t'move ALL of you!?"
Sinisquirrel:
Her cries were probably for naught,
though, and as the exasperated Osiris looked around... an idea was had. "Right!
They have friends!"
Sinisquirrel:
And so it was that the last one standing
would (after setting him down) rifle through Ed's bag (because it was closest),
get out his PDA, and start calling up his friends list.
Viewtiful
Rekk: One of them answers. "ED! I JUST FIGURED OUT SOMETHING
HORRIBLE!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "JIN IS WORKING FOR MESO!"
Sinisquirrel:
"Uh... not any more." Someone who is NOT
Ed answers.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...."
Viewtiful Rekk:
"Oh god....YOU KILLED
ED!"
Sinisquirrel:
"WHAT!? I did not! He's just asleep!" She
points the screen at the snoring Osiris.
kwikkidus:
"Zzzzz..."
Viewtiful Rekk:
".....Oh."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "What, are you two gonna shag or somethin'?"
Sinisquirrel:
"... This is where I stop listening and
start talking." She swears she can feel one (or maybe several) of her hairs turn
gray. "Look, I need your help, and anyone else you can
get..."
Sinisquirrel:
"We just got out of a shadow game, and
everyone's asleep and I can't move them!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...Oi..." Amado sighs. "Lesse....Casey's stupid, he's probably
good at heavy lifting." He dials Casey's number and hits
'send'.
Polk Kitsune: Casey groaned as he answered the call, his
hair half-messed up. "Huh? What is it?"
Sinisquirrel:
Which was likely the fault of the girl
beside him. "Aww, a phone call NOW!? Casey, you shoulda turned that thing
off."
Viewtiful Rekk: Somewhere, Alastor suddenly sobs uncontrollably. That is
all.
Polk Kitsune: He looked back toward the girl. "I tried,
dear, but it seems they need my help or something."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Hey stupid. I need your help moving some people. Go to....." He
goes back to the call with Mylene. "Where're you guys again?"
Sinisquirrel:
"The parking garage, behind the
cafeteria."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Kay." Back to Casey. "Go to the garage,
stupid."
Polk Kitsune: Back to Amado. "Huh? Rigth, right..." He
mumbles. "Just let me get my clothes back on..."
Sinisquirrel:
"Hmph! Then I guess I'd better go,
too."
Sinisquirrel:
"We need to move Jin and Ed and Meso and
Melissa..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...." Back to Mylene. "Wait. Move who?"
Sinisquirrel:
"Uhh... Jin, Ed, Meso and
Melissa?"
Viewtiful Rekk: "...." He hangs up.
Sinisquirrel:
"... EEH!? You bastard!" She re-sends the
number. "Nobody hangs up on a Batolli!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: Casey should hear a "HOLD ON ED, I'M-A COMIN'!" From the halls as
a certain someone charges towards the garage.
Polk
Kitsune: He blinked. "... Okay..."
Sinisquirrel:
"Sychophantic weirdo."
Polk
Kitsune: "That, and a lot of other things. I
know."
Polk Kitsune: Back to Hiita. "Guess we beter hurry
then."
Sinisquirrel:
"Let's roll!" She grabs the poor guy by
the arm, probably pulling it partway out of the socket in her
enthusiasm.
Polk Kitsune: "WHA-WOAH!" And off he was
pulled.
kwikkidus:
"Zzz... reehhh..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: A few minutes later....Amado crashes in, Bokuto in
hand.
kwikkidus:
Ed is still asleep.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "ALRIGHT CHICKEN MAN, GET AWAY FROM THE SHORT KID AND NOBODY GETS
HURT!"
Sinisquirrel:
"Shoot, who else is on this list? Oh,
hey, that scary cooking girl-- GWAH!"
Sinisquirrel:
"Uhm... they're all out." Indeed, just
look around.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "....." Blink. "....Oh no."
Polk
Kitsune: Meso seemed to be laying on the floor...
Sleeping. Yeah.
Sinisquirrel:
"... what?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Ed... you killed yourself to take them out too!" Amado swoops up
Ed's...corpse?
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Don't worry little buddy, I'll
avenge.....you?"
kwikkidus:
"Reehh... zzz..."
Sinisquirrel:
"... HE'S NOT DEAD,
MORON!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "....Kay. So he's not dead." He points the bokuto at Mylene. "Then
you! Tell me what the hell's goin' on!"
Sinisquirrel:
"Maybe if SOMEONE would have stayed on
the LINE..." Grumble, grumble... and dramatic point. "Not until that thing
down!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "I can't, I accidentally glued my hand to it!" He says this while
still dramatically pointing.
Sinisquirrel:
"..." Good god... I hope Casey shows
up. "We just got out of a shadow game, that's all!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "....Oooooh."
Viewtiful Rekk:
He looks down at Meso and
Melissa.
Sinisquirrel:
"Ed and I worked together to exorcise
them..."
Polk Kitsune: Casey finally walked in, with a raised
eyebrow. "..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "So what. Should we turn them over to campus poli-
...."
Viewtiful Rekk: "Exorcised?"
Sinisquirrel:
"Well... he did the exorcism... I just
kinda... provided some energy..."
Polk Kitsune:
"... What the f*ck hapenned
here?"
Sinisquirrel:
"Looks like the blonde kid went
nuts."
Viewtiful Rekk: "Geez, it was a Shadow Game stupid. Are you really that
stupid?"
Polk Kitsune: "Reminds me of another crazy chick..." He
looked toward Amado, eyebrow raised.
Viewtiful Rekk:
"...."
Sinisquirrel:
"... that'd better not be a cut at me,
dear," the tanned girl says lowly, pinching Casey's
arm.
Viewtiful Rekk: "Dammit, I wore the dress because I had to!"
Point.
Polk Kitsune: "..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...I mean."
Polk Kitsune:
"... I did not hear
that."
Sinisquirrel:
"..." Blink.
kwikkidus:
"REEH! NO MORE OMASU! EVER!" Ed is very much awake at
the bad memories. "I don't wanna be chained to a wall for a
month!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "ED! YOU'RE ALIVE!"
Viewtiful Rekk:
Hug from the yellow.
Polk
Kitsune: "..."
Sinisquirrel:
"Uhh, look, so can we just-- oh, great,
hug time."
Polk Kitsune: "Okay... Who are you, and where's the real
Amado?"
Viewtiful Rekk: "...Anyway. What's this about exoricisng?"
Sinisquirrel:
"What is UP with this
guy?"
Polk Kitsune: "I swear, I have no idea."
kwikkidus:
"...Well, Meso and Melissa were both posessed by
demons! So you see... that's how it works. We exorcised them... and I'm still
half awake... D'yamind?"
Viewtiful Rekk:
"...Oh." He lets go.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...Wait, Meso and Melissa were
possessed!?"
Polk
Kitsune: He rubs his forehead. "I get pulled away for
this?... Already getting a headache."
Sinisquirrel:
"... all I wanted to do was move them..."
T_T;
Viewtiful Rekk: Amado thinks back to his duels with the
twins....
Viewtiful Rekk: "Whoa...that makes a disturbingly high amount of
sense."
Polk Kitsune: He looked toward Mylene, and sighed. "Where
to, missy?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "....What's his story?" He points at Jin.
Sinisquirrel:
"Hey, those're he bad guys, right?" Blue
eyes flicker over to the two. "Should I roast 'em?"
kwikkidus:
"...Dunno, but he's not posessed anymore either. Oh,
and Kirli's behind it. ...Who's Kirli?"
Viewtiful
Rekk: ". . ."
Polk Kitsune:
Casey
shrugged.
Viewtiful Rekk: Amado punches one fist into his glued bokuto. "THAT LOUSY
ONE-ARMED TART!"
Sinisquirrel:
"Uuh... well, they need to just rest, I
think. they're both in Red..." She ponders. "I think... Meso should go to my
room, though."
Sinisquirrel:
"'Cause his is all, like, booby-trapped
and stuff."
kwikkidus:
"...Sure it is."
Viewtiful
Rekk: Amado shoots glances down at Meso and Melissa... before he grabs
them both by the legs, and swings them over his shoulders.
kwikkidus:
Ed looks away, shaking his head. "Same old
rival..."
Polk Kitsune: "... Right..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Fine. I move these two, then I go kill
Kirli!"
Sinisquirrel:
"EHH!?
Polk
Kitsune: He eyes Amado. "... Wha?"
Sinisquirrel:
"You be careful with
them!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Huh...? Oh fine." He shifts them so they're in a
less....precarious position.
Sinisquirrel:
"And it is SO booby-trapped!" What the
hell are they thinking!?
kwikkidus:
"...Hey. Mylene. You haven't forgotten... right?" A
smile from the tiny Osiris.
Sinisquirrel:
"Huh?"
Polk
Kitsune: "..." He scractched his head. "Why the hell
did they call me for anyways?"
Sinisquirrel:
"Tch, no idea..."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...Grab the guy in blue." "...That's argumentative, your
honor....zzz....."
kwikkidus:
"Once we were done... we're rivals again. And Meso's
free now, isn't he?"
Sinisquirrel:
"Oh, right...!" She nodded. "Yeah... I
guess we are."
Polk
Kitsune: "... Great. I get to deal with Jin von Karma
now..." With a grumble, he grabbed Jin, and lifted him up, carrying him
off.
kwikkidus:
"...Mmm." A nod from him as well. "Rival! It's
business as usual!"
Viewtiful Rekk:
"...That's Edgeworth to you....zzz...." He
waggles a finger.
Sinisquirrel:
"Hey, I say we dress 'im up like Madonna
and take pictures before we're done!" The girl in yellow says, following after
Casey.
Sinisquirrel:
"Heh. Give it at least a week first,
rival. I need a vacation after all that hard work supporting
you."
Polk Kitsune: "... You know, that's actually a plan I
like."
Viewtiful Rekk: "Hey, save the rivalry jazz for after I move these too! My
arms are falling asleep here!"
Sinisquirrel:
"Yaay! See, this is why you
rock!"
kwikkidus:
"...Fine then. A week more as friends. THEN I kick
your butt at everything!"
Sinisquirrel:
"Hmph!" A turn to Amado. "Well, since
everyone is all stupidly suspicious... I think there's a free bed in
rival's dorm."
Polk
Kitsune: "Afterwards... The
internet!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "...zz...try it and die....zz...."
Polk
Kitsune: "... is that guy really
sleeping?"
Sinisquirrel:
"Teeheehee!" Their voices begin to trail
off, but one can hear Ren's voice singing. "The internet is for
porn!"
Viewtiful Rekk: "Oh yeah. Yashuharo's in the hospital, ain't
he?"
Sinisquirrel:
"So Meso can sleep there, and Melissa can
sleep in my room!"
Sinisquirrel:
"If that pleases everyone." A
glare all around.
Viewtiful Rekk:
"Whatever gets these clowns out of my arms
fastest! Geez!"
Viewtiful Rekk:
"Someone, please lead the way
already."
kwikkidus:
"To the dorm!" Ed points that way, and heads
off.
Viewtiful Rekk: Amado follows. "....Hey Ed."
kwikkidus:
"...Reeh?"
Viewtiful Rekk:
"...Y'know, you could've asked me
for help."
kwikkidus:
"Yeah. I could have."
Sinisquirrel:
"Let's see... gotta 'member to get Honjou
t'do that thing to Melissa, then t'me... well, we'll be in the same room,
anyways... not that hard! Oh, and I gotta remember..." To say thank you.
Later.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "....." A smile. "I'll bet you kicked ass, didn't
ya?"
kwikkidus:
"We both did." he quickly corrected, smiling
right back.
Viewtiful
Rekk: "See, I knew you had it in ya!"
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Didja do that thing with the Giant Rat and Exiled
Force?"
kwikkidus:
"You mean the one that I made up right when I did
it..? Yep."
Viewtiful
Rekk: "Oh, I love that one." ....Don't ask.
Sinisquirrel:
"..." She doesn't want
to.
kwikkidus:
"...Sure."
Viewtiful Rekk:
"...Now we just gotta do the same thing to
that one-armed bitch, eh?"
kwikkidus:
"Yeah.." He smiles. "And then... we'll see if
Dori-chan is okay."
Sinisquirrel:
"Mmn... gotta figure out why she wants
those cards, though... But I bet we can find out more once those two get
better."
Polk Kitsune: "... No... zzz... Those are... mmn...
Trix..."
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